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Bareback Werewolf posted:I'm taking a political science course this semester. The professor is really cool and his tests are really easy. Become a cool political science teacher OP. this but be really smug and insufferable, and give hard tests that you grade unfairly.
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Applewhite posted:So where are you gonna sleep now that your parents have converted your old room into a home office, OP? My parents have no need of a home office, lol, they're dumb. Bareback Werewolf posted:I'm taking a political science course this semester. The professor is really cool and his tests are really easy. Become a cool political science teacher OP. Technically I could go to a community college and do just this if there weren't so many goddamn homeless PhD's stealing the positions. Maybe I can get a certificate in secondary education...
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lorn Wayne posted:this but be really smug and insufferable, and give hard tests that you grade unfairly. If I were a teacher I would be willing to accommodate people to a point, but also capricious. That's how life is and I don't see why I should be any different. Also if you haven't clearly read the text get the gently caress OUT OF HERE.
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NomChompsky posted:i feel like you're lying to me to lure me into a trap!! But if not then that's cool dawg let's shoot the poo poo about international politics sometime lol i sent you a PM. i like to troll my "friends" at SA but sometimes i see folks with a similar experience and want to chat w/ them. anyways, skullmund.
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NomChompsky posted:capricious la dee da look at my syllables. (you're on the right track kid)
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Whenever people asked me, "What are you going to do now that you've graduated?" I'd say, "Stop going to school." So, come up with a better response because no one ever thought that was funny. Just a tip from me to you.
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I.C. posted:Whenever people asked me, "What are you going to do now that you've graduated?" I'd say, "Stop going to school." So, come up with a better response because no one ever thought that was funny. Just a tip from me to you. So, offer oral sex is what you're saying?
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"So now that you've graduated, what did you ha--" "SUCKIN' THIS DICK!"
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NomChompsky posted:So, offer oral sex is what you're saying? that's pretty much a given, i'm leaving in about 20 minutes to suck some primo dick myself and try to get a better job.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:53
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I don't think you need a degree to suck anyone off, but it couldn't hurt to have one, I guess...is this what they taught you in grad school?
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Apr 21, 2017 07:56
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Congrats Nom! But seriously, get some goverment/private work experience before considering a Ph.D.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:57
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I will never attain wizard status or probably anything near that. Congrats OP
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Helical Nightmares posted:Congrats Nom! This is the plan. I appreciate your advice. I.C. posted:I don't think you need a degree to suck anyone off, but it couldn't hurt to have one, I guess...is this what they taught you in grad school? They didn't really go into technique but the implication was ever present.
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cardboardRobot posted:I will never attain wizard status or probably anything near that. Congrats OP You're a wizard in my heart.
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Apr 21, 2017 08:02
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Maybe I could get a degree in Internal Relations. Very inspiring, OP.
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Just make sure you read the material and can write well, posting on SA a lot is a good way to hone your writing skills.
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NomChompsky posted:Also the field I studied is international relations, which I was told an MA is p much necessary since BA's only ever get to the dirt work bullshit at the federal or any other level of employment. Still think I'm gonna die.
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Gazpacho posted:IR students are the "good ones" of political science imo Americanists are weeeeeeeeeeeeeird.
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Congratulations, OP! I am very close to finishing my masters as well. Hopefully next month, but maybe two. I did it Germany where it's free though. Soon I will be a computer/robot master!  (Also, to the confused people: a master's doesn't make you a doctor or give you a PhD. That's the next level. You can get paid to do them though, which is cool.) (Also also, someone asked about graduation times: I don't know about other schools, but generally you graduate when you successfully defend your thesis, which can be any day of the year.)
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Congrats, now don't fall into the trap of being institutionalize by school like me, constantly feeling like there's some assignment you've forgotten to do
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Apr 21, 2017 14:14
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Nom do you think you will go to North Korea?
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NomChompsky posted:Also the field I studied is international relations, which I was told an MA is p much necessary since BA's only ever get to the dirt work bullshit at the federal or any other level of employment. Still think I'm gonna die. Nice timing. Giving a poo poo about international relations is actually illegal under the trump administration.
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lol lucky bloke OP, enjoy your new riches and middle class lifestyle! today is my last day of undergrad, i start grad school in 4 months 
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Rutibex posted:i start grad school in 4 months even when you arent home
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Xaris posted:make sure to leave ur door open all the time it's an exciting time to reinvent yourself, unless you have any kind of social media presence whatsoever. so rasturbate everything and stick it on your wall, and wear your space invaders tshirt at all times. people will think you're cool and not a complete and utter waste.
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Three pages and no hood? I want to see some wizard poo poo.
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Shadow0 posted:Congratulations, OP! I defended my thesis two days ago and got hooded last night. i still have to format the thesis for submission to the graduate college though, shouldn't take long I already followed most of the guidelines.
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solar energy panel posted:Nom do you think you will go to North Korea? I hope so. Thank you for the congrats guys but let's get down to brass tacks here I AM A'FEARED.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:56
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SHOW US THE GOD drat WIZARD ROBES
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I did my whole education in 6 months for like $9000 and i'll be making $75,000 as a glorified computer janitor next year with 1 year of experience after partying and drinking away my youth. Good luck with that debt. edit: also good luck when they make university education free, i'll jump on at that point i guess.
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Arrhythmia posted:SHOW US THE GOD drat WIZARD ROBES I'm at work right now they're not here.
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Have you considered going back to get a bachelor's degree in math?
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No.
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Vynar posted:Have you considered going back to get a bachelor's degree in math? No don't those are my jobs he can't have them!
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No don't worry it's okay I don't want to be a mathman.
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