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Malinois posted:Agreeing with this. I ain't getting a "coatcheck" vibe from this place
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Leave your baglady-esque piles of garbage in the car then
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The Bananana posted:I ain't getting a "coatcheck" vibe from this place Oh yeah, forgot where this happened. So what were the refreshments: half a case of Boone's Farm, two sleeve of saltines, and a 5 pound block of provel?
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Apr 30, 2017 18:18
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What is the racial breakdown of all parties concerned, op?
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Apr 30, 2017 18:25
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:I probably wouldn't fight them, but id take one for the team and poo poo my own pants right next to the group doing the takeover and make them smell my poo poo until they decide to leave.
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Apr 30, 2017 18:29
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Why would i coat check my coat when i want to use it to save my seat. What if I had just gone for a piss?
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Apr 30, 2017 20:29
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You piss on your seat to mark it as your territory. How loving dumb are you
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Apr 30, 2017 20:40
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Blue Train posted:You piss on your seat to mark it as your territory. How loving dumb are you Im not a high falutin coast dweller so I didnt know. Thats why i made this post.
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Apr 30, 2017 20:42
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eat the rich
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Apr 30, 2017 20:50
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Jastiger posted:Why would i coat check my coat when i want to use it to save my seat. you don't get to save your seat and they say coastals are entitled 
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Apr 30, 2017 20:57
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they besmirched the OP's honor and he was a big baby about it like a true southerner, good on ya pal
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Apr 30, 2017 21:49
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During homeroom in 7th grade i got up to take a piss at the bell and left my stuff to come back to, some shithead discarded it and sat there looking to start something so i picked up the texas history textbook and smashed his head with it. He started choking me and i headbutted him and then he fainted. The teacher hated him so he ended up suspended and i got a week of ISS where i read several books and made friends with the iss teacher. Then a year later my baseball team kicked his baseball team's rear end and he cleared the benches when i caught his ball. What I'm saying is, if you werr still in school and in good with teachers, slyou should throw down totally
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Apr 30, 2017 22:57
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Very intriguing. Allow me to regale you with a tale of my own from middle school
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Apr 30, 2017 23:12
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basic hitler posted:so i picked up the texas history textbook and smashed his head with it. What kind of damage did you expect to do with a post a note with "Aww Hell Yeah!" written on it in crayon?
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Apr 30, 2017 23:18
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You are being prosecuted for threatening to beat some people up? You know, I was going to move to Des Moines before reading this thread. But now I'm not so sure!
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Apr 30, 2017 23:23
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Pawn 17 posted:You are being prosecuted for threatening to beat some people up? Terroristic threats
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Apr 30, 2017 23:31
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Blue Train posted:Very intriguing. Allow me to regale you with a tale of my own from middle school Lol
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Apr 30, 2017 23:39
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batmansdrawers posted:What is the racial breakdown of all parties concerned, op? He said this took place at the Iowa History Museum. Of course it's 100% white.
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Apr 30, 2017 23:59
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The Grey posted:He said this took place at the Iowa History Museum. Of course it's 100% white. Neither me mor my wife are white. Some really cute latina and asian girls there but mostly white. I recently learned that my parents actually contacted the authorities and we have an appointment with an investigor tomorrow. I just hope no one gets any jailtime.
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May 1, 2017 00:08
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Don't drop the soap op
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Frankenstyle posted:What kind of damage did you expect to do with a post a note with "Aww Hell Yeah!" written on it in crayon? it was actually one of the thicker/heavier textbooks we had since it was older
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oldpainless posted:Sounds like Des Moines is full of lovely people from that story Jastiger posted:Was I right to threaten to kick their rear end or were we being rude by "saving a table"? I need to know what my defense is in court tomorrow morning. Thanks Goons. Sounds like Jastiger fits right in
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May 1, 2017 12:03
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Jastiger posted:Neither me mor my wife are white. Some really cute latina and asian girls there but mostly white. The smart thing is to say, "No comment" to everything. But can the others be relied upon to not snitch, including your wife when grilled mercilessly?
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May 1, 2017 14:22
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Jastiger posted:Neither me mor my wife are white. Some really cute latina and asian girls there but mostly white. Investigator? Anyways never ask questions in GBS if you want a straight answer. Had you said you quietly picked up your belongings and left your seats after the assholes took them over the GBS hivemind would have attached you on that point. Btw they were assholes.
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May 1, 2017 14:45
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Piggy Smalls posted:Anyways never ask questions in GBS if you want a straight answer. Had you said you quietly picked up your belongings and left your seats after the assholes took them over the GBS hivemind would have attached you on that point. Well yeah, if he had done that it would be a very boring thread and there would be no point in posting it. Also he is Jastiger, he is aggressively wrong almost all the time.
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May 1, 2017 14:52
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Well yeah, if he had done that it would be a very boring thread and there would be no point in posting it. Also he is Jastiger, he is aggressively wrong almost all the time. I don't frequent GBS much anymore so if Jastiger is normally a big wiener then gently caress him and his family.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Well yeah, if he had done that it would be a very boring thread and there would be no point in posting it. Also he is Jastiger, he is aggressively wrong almost all the time. You always agree with me Senor rear end, don't try to blow smoke at PIggy.
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May 1, 2017 14:55
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Piggy Smalls posted:
They being everyone involved
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May 1, 2017 14:59
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You cannot expect people at a crowded event to not sit there no matter what you put on it silly. Were you all attending the event in rascals as well?
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May 1, 2017 15:01
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you should have started a fight. It would have been front page news in Iowa for years. people would be telling their grandchildren about the Great Iwoa History Museum Brawl of 2017
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May 1, 2017 15:17
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I once had a similar experience in a gas station bathroom.
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May 1, 2017 15:19
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Why didn't you just poo poo yourself like always OP? loving hell, do I have to think of everything!?
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May 1, 2017 15:51
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you're all in the wrong; sorry.
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May 1, 2017 16:54
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Y'know Jas, the answer will involve poo poo. this is GBS.
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May 1, 2017 17:13
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you were in the right depending on how long you left the table but you're a serious bitch boy for not just decking the largest male of their group
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May 1, 2017 17:27
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When did jastiger become three olives?
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May 1, 2017 17:40
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Might makes Right. They took the seats, you lost the seats. what I'm saying is, you should have been prepared to spill blood and let God sort it out.
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May 1, 2017 18:25
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Pls dont impose religion on me
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May 1, 2017 20:30
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Have you and your family been grilled by the dicks yet, champ?
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Sounds like the carpetbaggers became the carpetbaggees.
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