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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
This killed JFK

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Does the Reverend Horton Heat have a hot sauce?

fake edit: He has to right?

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Whys my rear end burnt? Peppers or peters

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Glass rear end Blaster Hot Sauce
No more Scovilles left, so we just added some ground-up glass!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Cum in my rear end! It's the only way to stop the burning!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you habanero to remain silent. anything you eat can and will be sauced against you

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

...and the pitch! posted:

For real tho. If you need to prep a bunch of hot peppers use gloves.

Also do not touch your eye. It might seem obvious but if I can spare one person the agony it was worth typing.

It's worse getting it on your dick than in your eye. I learned that one the hard way.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Manuel Norieghost pepper sauce

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Ever poo poo Lava?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Breakfast

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Mexican Wonka Factory Runoff
Strappado Salsa

That's all I got at 5:51 in the morning.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

...and the pitch! posted:

Does the Reverend Horton Heat have a hot sauce?

fake edit: He has to right?

He does

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Frank's Cool Blue Sauce

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

OH GOD NO

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Bottled Personality Substitute

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.
satans rear end in a top hat bleach

2000m sulphuric acid

the scoville shimmy

cobra spit volcano

ebolaesque (this one is all fancy)

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
The two hottest sauces I've ever tried were called Satan's Blood and Flashbang (The bottle was shaped like a grenade). I consider these cheating because they're prepared with extracts and are more "chemistry" than "cooking".

I can handle pretty much everything up to these types but when I tried them at the store I was basically miserable for the next 20 minutes.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Thanks for this thread OP, I'm growing bhut jolokias, Carolina Reapers, chocolate bhut jolokias and a few different varieties of habaneros and now I don't have to waste time coming up with names for these sauces

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Thanks for this thread OP, I'm growing bhut jolokias, Carolina Reapers, chocolate bhut jolokias and a few different varieties of habaneros and now I don't have to waste time coming up with names for these sauces

"Why Kirk Johnson did what he did" is a pretty apt name for a sauce.

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

Hot Saucerman

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
But Her Hot Sauces

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 18:22 on May 20, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Eyewash.

staberind fucked around with this message at 18:38 on May 20, 2017

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
any of you enjoy Hot Ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RUflwPlH8

I do because i've eaten a taco with mad dog 357 and it was the worst decision of my life.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why isn't there a regular sauce? :shrug:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why isn't there a regular sauce? :shrug:

Ketchup?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why isn't there a regular sauce? :shrug:

vinegar?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Serenity Now!" and it's got a picture of george costanza on it from seinfeld and if you turn the jar around after saying "my god why did I eat that it's so hot" there's a picture of arms up in the air shrugging jerry all like 'well I told you!'

That would be a good one.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


HERR KRANKENMUND'S ARSCHERSETZER

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Gary's "This Will Make You Feel Something Again For a Few Minutes" sauce.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

Gary's "This Will Make You Feel Something Again For a Few Minutes" sauce.

drat that's spicy!

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
The Defibrillator

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Demon piss. :devil:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Snatch Duster posted:

any of you enjoy Hot Ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RUflwPlH8

I do because i've eaten a taco with mad dog 357 and it was the worst decision of my life.

I love hot ones, but it's weird how the mega death sauce doesn't effect anyone like da bomb or 357

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

I love hot ones, but it's weird how the mega death sauce doesn't effect anyone like da bomb or 357

Never had Mega Death, but my guess is it's probably your so hosed already from 357 that Mega Death just prolongs the pain and not adding too much more.

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