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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I wouldn't gently caress Donald Trump with a stolen dick.

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

inSTAALed posted:

byob subforum poster, "donald trump"

he posts as "fart gently caress hell 5"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ArtIsResistance posted:

*goons rushing into thread to make same joke about Trump smash into each other, get cum everywhere*

Oh hey, you should come hang out in the main trump thread where 10 other people post exactly like you

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I wouldn't gently caress Donald Trump with a stolen dick.

I'm going to steal your dick and gently caress Trump with it

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
Trump getting hosed with Gargamel Gibson's stolen dick: Covfefe!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Somehow I've always known this day would come.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

cda posted:

i thought the covfefe meme was stupid until I saw that it made other people mad and now i like it

Basically how Trump got elected.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Prude posted:

timeline of events:

trump starts tweeting
trump gets to the word "coverage," fumbles
trump goes to erase typo
instead fumbles again and posts tweet on accident probably when going to highlight typo'd word for deletion or maybe he even has a twitter app that allows the enter key right below backspace on most phone keyboards to post tweets
twitter is a garbage service that doesn't allow any editing at all
important president poo poo comes up, tweet is left behind and not deleted
internet loses its god drat mind because tyool 2k17
trump returns, makes dumb joke of silly thing he did like many normal people would
goons and such: :cry: IT'S SO PATHETIC THAT HE MADE A TWEET TYPO AND TRIED TO JOKE ABOUT IT WAAHHHHH AMERICA IS DOOMED :cry:
hysterics end somewhere between six hours and several weeks later


:tinfoil:

In the middle of a laying down some sick burns on the media, the POTUS sends out literal nonsense to the world and me, a good, must NOT laugh at it beccuase its NOT FUNNY!!!!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tane

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Avirosb posted:

Trump presses "coke" button, fumbles, launches nukes

When are they going to remake "land of confusion" for 2017

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Theyll fill it with memes and poo poo won't they.
CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF COVFEFE

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Guys we gotta generate some PR, get him to post a word we made up, everyone will reblog it everywhere and generate us some more click$

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Waffle House posted:

Guys we gotta generate some PR, get him to post a word we made up, everyone will reblog it everywhere and generate us some more click$

Looking forward to "We need to talk about Covfefe" from BuzzFeed

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Looooooool xD tromp tweet

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Psycho Society posted:

Looooooool xD tromp tweet

Modern version of "bush mispronounced a thing"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
You guys are being a little hard on this meme. It's not half as retarded as the president.

inSTAALed
Feb 3, 2008

MOP

n'

SLOP

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Our president is the most pathetic, dumbest man in America. It's pretty funny.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
trump's sense of humor is actually really good. he's a horrible, boorish individual in person (my step dad met him and said he made fun of his wife at the time's weight, was rude and left his garbage around and poo poo) but it is very evident that he's a funny dude and enjoys jokes. that is the essence of covfefe. he thought it was silly and decided to roll with it

doesn't make him any less of a complete and total piece of garbage but i bet even Hitler had some funny jokes on the back burner

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
We

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
yee

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
yo where can I find Hitler's jokes?

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Yeah for instance there's no way he could be a worse poster than cough drop the beat

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Gotta love how a legit funny thing pops up with all the non-goons making cool content and jokes out of it while the SA goons who are known for their cool content and jokes choose to have angry political debate about it.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
here ya go, dude:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2185507/Adolf-Hitler-told-bad-jokes-about-Nazi-friends.html

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Trump and his supporters are objectively retarded and need to be reminded constantly. We

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Putty posted:

Gotta love how a legit funny thing pops up with all the non-goons making cool content and jokes out of it while the SA goons who are known for their cool content and jokes choose to have angry political debate about it.

The covfefe was bone hurting juice all along

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Our president is the most pathetic, dumbest man in America. It's pretty funny.

Pretty sure this is in the Constitution as a job requirement.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Awesome! (all the other 'shops are good too)

a new study bible! posted:

If Donald Trump wasn't a major shitheel and dumbass on the regular then maybe he could pull off leaning into being retarded and fatfingered, but as it is its just kind of. Sad.

Mental retard.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Psycho Society posted:

The covfefe was bone hurting juice all along

owie

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Prude posted:

hey bubbo you're absolutely right, but it still doesn't make it look like any less of a desperate and bitchmade attempt to salvage some kind of gotcha directed at the president from an innocent and funny typo :smugdog:

B
U
B
B
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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Psycho Society posted:

Yeah for instance there's no way he could be a worse poster than cough drop the beat

I'm glad that I'm so popular in GBS. :)

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Hemingway To Go! posted:

When are they going to remake "land of confusion" for 2017

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I'm glad that I'm so popular in GBS. :)

You should retire at the height of your popularity, really leave a legacy to be proud of.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


There has never been a better time to covfefefefefefefefefe, drop it in local boys

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
The covfefe extends life.
The covfefe expands consciousness.
The covfefe is vital to space travel.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

SomeBODY once told me
The word is now 'Covfefe'
He ain't the smartest tool in the shed.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"admril ackbar look the radar!"
He did and saw it as Porkins pointed. A covfefe class come out of hyper!
"It's a tarp!" He shout and horns go off

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