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flerp posted:i wasnt going to see it if it was all male or all female or a mix. prob would go if it was all dogs tho Only if the lead dog gets a musical rap sequence
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They don’t need no man.
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So is Julia Roberts the love interest in this one as well?
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Crazypoops posted:So is Julia Roberts the love interest in this one as well? Her mouth is the loot.
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I'm watching Ocean's 13 right now. It's basically live action Lupin III. Good crap.
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idk could be good but hollywood makes a lot of garbage so I won't get my hopes up/will probably only see it once it reaches the dollar theater
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Dec 16, 2017 06:54
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Why did it go from 12 to 13 to 8
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Anne Hathaway is pretty hot, don't know the rest of them.
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with stars such as a singer, a water bottle, and the girl who plays the slut in fight club, how could this movie fail? edit: oh poo poo don't forget galadriel from lord of the rings edit2: They should mention that Matt Damon is in it, then people might go see it. CassandraZara fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Dec 16, 2017 07:02
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It only takes 8 women to do the work of 11-13 men it seems.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It only takes 8 women to do the work of 11-13 men it seems. You think THAT'S painful? Try wearing a corset!
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weren't the oceans movies mostly targeted at women, to enjoy all the hunk's gathered in one place?
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Will the 8 WYMIN be using their looks to fool dumb MALES into helping them move the plot foward? Why sneak in and steal something when they can show cleavage to a fat security guard and he'll lose all mental abilities and give up the keys and passwords before passing out from cumming so hard in his pants?
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Dec 16, 2017 07:51
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Conch Shell Corp posted:italian mobster at start of film: what is dey gonna steal, a tampon? am i right, fellas? *mugs at camera* *furiously clutching my popcorn in front of me, whispering in the theater* You are going DOWN.
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Helena Bonham Carter is so freakin sexy to me and I'm straight.
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Spinster posted:Helena Bonham Carter is so freakin sexy to me and I'm straight. In this she plays Fingers O'Rourke, the safecracker. She tortures people until they open safes for her and give her money and jewels. At this point I'd like to add that I'm far too classy to turn that into a Tim Burton joke.
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Spinster posted:Helena Bonham Carter is so freakin sexy to me and I'm straight. She’s 51 years old.
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The Dennis System posted:She’s 51 years old. 
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The Dennis System posted:She’s 51 years old. 
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I hate this thread for making me aware that Awkwafina is a person who exists. That name is like Kreayshawn but worse.
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Labes for days posted:I hate this thread for making me aware that Awkwafina is a person who exists. That name is like Kreayshawn but worse. Who even is she? The best I can gather is that she's some kind of novelty hip-hop artist that raps about her vagina?
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Mr. Bones posted:Who even is she? The best I can gather is that she's some kind of novelty hip-hop artist that raps about her vagina? She's funnier than the Ghostbusters cast and was pretty good in Future Man.
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That qweef song is pretty good
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The Dennis System posted:She’s 51 years old.
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Mr. Bones posted:Who even is she? The best I can gather is that she's some kind of novelty hip-hop artist that raps about her vagina? Oh so she really IS the dolphin from Bojack Horseman.
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Spinster posted:Helena Bonham Carter is so freakin sexy to me and I'm straight. Also  at all these white goon boys getting mad about Awkwafina or w/e. She's a novelty rapper who lives her gimmick. She's like [insert disliked GBS poster here]: the person.
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mind the walrus posted:I think straight women are Bonham Carter's primary demo. She's far from ugly but I've only ever heard straight girls say she's sex on two legs. Way to presume my gender. Novelty rapper doesn't mean it excuses that terrible loving stage name.
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Yeah and Snoop Dogg!? What the hell. Does he like the Peanuts? Can't he spell Dog right? These kids today I tell ya.
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Jimmy Hats posted:I'm still laughing about the 70% thing. Like, how hard would it be to just make it 'ocean's 9'??? I don't know if someone has already pointed this out and I missed it but: You had Oceans 11 (as the original original had 11 dudes) then Oceans 12 (I guess because oceans 11 2 is a terrible name) and then Oceans 13. They are clearly preparing for the eventuality this may be popular enough to also have a trilogy: Oceans 8, Oceans 9, Oceans 10. That way none of the films share the same name. Then they will reboot the series with the film called Ocean.
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I didn't see the last couple movies in the series plz bring me up to speed
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Uncle Wemus posted:I didn't see the last couple movies in the series plz bring me up to speed Paul Walker died in a crash. He was too fast, too furious.
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Uncle Wemus posted:I didn't see the last couple movies in the series plz bring me up to speed They robbed a casino because they were all criminals looking to retire with one big job. Then the casino owner demands his money back, so they try to steal multiple things but they are all stolen by a man who is the apprentice of the worlds greatest thief. So they steal an expensive egg in a high stakes thieving competition in order to pay back the casino owner they robbed. Then they tried to build their own casino, got conned out of it, so planned a series of ruses to ruin the casinos opening night and prevent it getting a good review while also stealing diamonds. The movie mainly focuses on the review thing. Spot where the franchise went down hill.
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It's just garbage media to be consumed by trash people. If you're aware move along, if not then enjoy.
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Deep Space 9 already did the perfect remake of Ocean's 11
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clone on the phone posted:It's just garbage media to be consumed by trash people. If you're aware move along, if not then enjoy. I don't wanna go too far up my own arse here, but something that's always seemed weird to me is how movies are basically judged on acting, script and pacing, and like, that's it? Like, I didn't once laugh during the new Ghostbusters movie (nor the original tbh), but the colour palette was gorgeous. The Dune movie is widely panned, but has so many weird ideas that you haven't (really) seen before or since. The Ocean's movies are all kinda shlocky, but the soundtrack / score game is super on point, and you can't say they aren't stylish as hell. Like, you KNOW going into a movie 90% of the script / plot and acting style already, because there are so many tropes that constitute a 'good' film. Those are the bits with the LEAST innovation, and so to me are basically the least important to judging whether a film is good or not. I can imagine what Oceans 11 would be like if it was a (big quotes) "good movie" because I've seen Oscar winning films before. I care way more about a film doing something, anything, new. I appreciate this must be a super gauche point of view, because it means enjoying stuff that is objectively 'trash' and not enjoying Eddie Redmayne movies.
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