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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You know what else is poo poo op?







......... It's your posting.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

King of Bees posted:

Jazz is a uniquely American art form like hilter, jazz and chili cheese dogs. It is to be feared and respected.

Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzEBH6DZJVk

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
What we all forget is that a lot of these jazz professionals were ingesting massive quantities of heroin on the regular, so maybe this random sounding goose honking nonsense is absolutely top notch when you're smacked out of your loving mind?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


I change my position - jazz loving sucks actually

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
what the OP says is unimportant, and we do not hear his words

Hamburger Sandwich
Nov 24, 2007
I'm a man about town and enjoy the free form expression of Jazz. The same reason I post here on our very own GBS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hoots and toots the 1 button

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
"hmm I'm too stupid to understand jazz and and how to put on pants. that makes me feel bad...wait! I'll just say everyone else is wrong so I can get back on the self esteem team. now to untangle my nuts from this zipper." -OP

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



idk what op is talking about

jazz is amazing and any idiot can play it

https://jonbenjaminjazzdaredevil.bandcamp.com/track/i-cant-play-piano-pt-1

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
just tootin a horn, where's the freaking art in that?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FutbjG_pbU8

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
It was probably good in its time. I don't care for it.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

sudonim posted:

"hmm I'm too stupid to understand jazz and and how to put on pants. that makes me feel bad...wait! I'll just say everyone else is wrong so I can get back on the self esteem team. now to untangle my nuts from this zipper." -OP

Nice meltdown. :smug:

Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I change my position - jazz loving sucks actually

that hurts Kuato, I don't know anything about jazz..

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Nice meltdown. :smug:

Yo man... I think that because you made such a lovely asss post, I think you should lose your right to talk to others. Haha I think we should all lock you in a closet and forget where the closet is, Im tihkning you deserve to be forgotten in a closet for good hahahaha

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
Pisssss

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Son of Rodney posted:

*Does 9 minute drum solo where the drums are OPs face, and the sticks are the made-matter concept of being wrong*

drat those drums got a beat to em

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ok I'm gonna level with you.
Some jazz is pretty good and I can absolutely tell that, just like almost any genre of music, and probably more so than many others, truly great jazz takes great artistic talent to make.

That said I will still almost without fail turn that loving garbage off immediately as soon as I run across it.

Well thanks.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Drothmar posted:

that hurts Kuato, I don't know anything about jazz..

What the... I’m not Kuato! You can tell us apart because he’s a stupid MORON

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

all you jazzer white knights have little babby dicks. :smug:

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Nice meltdown. :smug:

too dumb to appreciate jazz and to tell the difference between a dis and a meltdown. I'll call your handler, op, they'll take u back to the special needs home and if u behave maybe you'll get applesauce!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Megan Trainor has some pretty catchy stuff, so I listen to that instead of NPR

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Amy Winehouse was great at jazz too

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

paul_soccer10 posted:

i like the movie whiplash

its really good

Club Sandwich
May 25, 2012

lol but seriously I posted:

What we all forget is that a lot of these jazz professionals were ingesting massive quantities of heroin on the regular

jazz musicians lived crazy lives and did way more drugs than any rock band. Rahsaan Roland Kirk ODed in my town.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I'm sort of disappointed it took until page 2 for this to happen but that other guy sort of implied it so I'm not sure which of your assholes to cum inside.

Only if I can scat while you do

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
i like american music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
They call me "scat man" but I don't know why.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyhSCNAYFUw

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJE0pyUQnw

This is the good one. H Jon Benjamin made a jazz album without any idea what he was doing. Check out the comments.

quote:

drat, this is the best track! If he can go from zero to vaguely passable in four tracks, he must be a pro after taking a few months of lessons

quote:

Nice interplay among the band. Jon got it right on this track. I hope he continues to make more small-combo jazz albums.

quote:

This is an awesome transition from not hitting the "correct" notes to actually being "jazzy"!

quote:

after the drum solo the piano sounded so decent that i completely forgot that he doesn't know how to play

quote:

i don't care what anyone says, this is amazing.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

King of Bees posted:

They call me "scat man" but I don't know why.

I have a thread for you

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Jazz Odyssey
https://youtu.be/JtvGR8UX1L0

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
i'm sorry op but you're probably a bad person

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZ0xqdP2rw

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_pGK3cdI54

this thread is cool and good even with bad guy op

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I agree.

Jazz is.

But don't sign your posts.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

woo

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

poverty goat posted:

i agree op, only talentless hacks play jazz. even a door can do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOipTXvNNo

i cried

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

facebook jihad posted:

Jazz is good sorry you aren’t smart enough for it OP

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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Big Beef City posted:

You know what else is poo poo op?







......... It's your posting.

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