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How long did you spend beating your meat to the Emma Watson fakes?
	69 hours
	Goke

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

DrPlump posted:

You could write another ai to detect fakes but god help us if they ever team up to improve the fakes.

*they will

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generative_adversarial_network

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:01

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# ? May 27, 2024 06:14

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humans will write articles about how this is virtually rape. The articles will be fed into the ai for it to somehow further remove consent.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

chernobyl kinsman posted:

can you loving imagine trying to explain this to someone from any other time period in human history. what possible answer could they give besides "ah, i see you have murdered God"

"Remember that time King Arthur asked Merlin to change his appearance to some dude who had a hot wife so he could rail her? Kind of like that but without rape."

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:06

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

If the AI is so good at building the porno of my dreams, I'd like to see it try. Go ahead, I'll wait. :colbert:

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:07

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

A more up to date article came up recently below the one OP posted. Apparently in the space of just over a month there are already lots of really convincing fakes, but also some terrifyingly bad ones. One solution to tons of fakes might be a more regulated porn industry with videos in a universal database, then maybe fakes can be easily compared to original footage.

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjye8a/reddit-fake-porn-app-daisy-ridley

The original guy apparently was also able to replicate the Princess Leia CGI from Rogue One for no cost. I guess all celebrity news is going to be fake videos made by algorithms now. This could totally rule out video evidence from courts, it seems like the only thing stopping anyone from being used in anything for any reason is a lack of photo data from random people.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jan 25, 2018

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:19

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Who's ready to load the taxman into some Peter North videos?

him getting beat by boll is probably peak porn already?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:21

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DrPlump posted:

You could write another ai to detect fakes but god help us if they ever team up to improve the fakes.

*they will

the russians have one making pisstapes for trump

to throw off the real ones

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:23

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dear god the future is getting weird

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:26

Rock Puncher: Jul 26, 2014

in the future coming soon you will be able to jerk off to your crush getting plowed in a hardcore porno as long as they upload a few pictures to social media. Mix this with VR and some full body feedback suit bullshit and the human race may as well kiss the outside world goodbye

anyone else got a boner

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:32

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

chernobyl kinsman posted:

as an aside it's 100% gay to use your robot to make porn expressly for other dudes to jack off to

this is good of course

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:32

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://youtu.be/7mDMfbNc3wc

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:36

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://youtu.be/M8t6hGRtDac

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:39

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I don't need an AI, just a clone of Ariel Rebel.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:56

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

This (not porn) one comes from 'millions of videos' but drat it looks very convincing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkoi7sZvWiU

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:59

Ecstatic Elastic: Oct 30, 2008; She's just spun

Interrogator: "Officer K-D-six-dash-nine, let's begin. Ready?"
K: "Yes, sir."
Interrogator: "Recite your baseline."
K: "And bbc began to meatspin... A system of dongs cucked within dongs cucked within dongs cucked within one vag... And dreadfully watching against the dark, a tall white man played with himself."
Interrogator: "Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Have you ever smelt your fingers? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Do they keep yelling at your genitals? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "When you're not performing cunnilingus do they let you finish? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to respect a woman? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to feel butthole to butthole? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you long for Bailey Jay? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you dream about getting your poz hole negged...?"
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to hold used dildos in your arms? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you feel that there's an orifice of yours that's empty? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "We're done... Constantly Horny K, you can pick up your pants.�

# ? Jan 25, 2018 08:10

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

M... mom?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 08:30

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

Who is the real chick in the OP? I need to do some research

# ? Jan 25, 2018 08:31

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

The Terminator, but instead of metal skeletons it's chrome women with big penises.

The humans try to fight them, but they just can't concentrate. One guy seems immune and tries to rally the others. But he's not immune. He just has a more obscure fetish, as we realize when he falls to his knees before a custom-made robot with really big feet.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 08:34

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

The future will be Trump's head on every porn star.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 09:00

AlphaKeny1: Feb 17, 2006

So now we can put anyone we want into swap.avi?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 09:05

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

what do they mean when they talk about a neural network in terms of ai. what is it.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 09:57

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Moridin920 posted:

I have no dick, and I must cream

# ? Jan 25, 2018 10:01

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

AlphaKeny1 posted:

So now we can put anyone we want into swap.avi?

Ya, and experience it in VR too. The combined sum of human knowledge has led to this point.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 10:42

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

Slap a deep dream filter on this and maybe it starts approaching my dreams, maybe

# ? Jan 25, 2018 11:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Ya, and experience it in VR too. The combined sum of human knowledge has led to this point.

Finally, a use for smell-o-vision.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 11:38

CAMP FARTING ROCKS: Jan 14, 2005

Our computer monitors contain the right pixels to represent a photorealistic representation of anyone you want doing anything you want. It was only a matter of time.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 11:44

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

evidence forging applications are staggering here
someone could record themselves murdering someone just to frame another person

TheMostFrench posted:

The original guy apparently was also able to replicate the Princess Leia CGI from Rogue One for no cost.

managing to superimpose leia on the end result of another studio that already superimposed leia on another actress without ruining the studios work isnt too impressive

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:21

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

forget swatting. the new psychopath trick on streamers can be giving them double life sentences. i would lower your recording resolution

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:26

Woden: May 6, 2006

gary oldmans diary posted:

forget swatting. the new psychopath trick on streamers can be giving them double life sentences. i would lower your recording resolution

If we can detect fraudulent signatures I'm sure detecting fraudulent videos will be workable.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:32

Overnight Blaze: Mar 7, 2017

amusinginquiry posted:

Slap a deep dream filter on this and maybe it starts approaching my dreams, maybe

Yeah, the other night I dreamt I was making out with a girl whose teeth were expanding into my mouth like a wave then retracting. Where's that porno?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:35

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Why do americans want to incest so much

why do you wanna gently caress your famil

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:51

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Woden posted:

If we can detect fraudulent signatures I'm sure detecting fraudulent videos will be workable.

thank goodness. your assurance has restored my full confidence in the justice system

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:52

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

"Remember that time King Arthur asked Merlin to change his appearance to some dude who had a hot wife so he could rail her? Kind of like that but without rape."

It was Uther that did that, not Arthur. Otherwise spot on.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 12:56

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

its like that time in dragonball z when

# ? Jan 25, 2018 13:16

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Ecstatic Elastic posted:

Interrogator: "Officer K-D-six-dash-nine, let's begin. Ready?"
K: "Yes, sir."
Interrogator: "Recite your baseline."
K: "And bbc began to meatspin... A system of dongs cucked within dongs cucked within dongs cucked within one vag... And dreadfully watching against the dark, a tall white man played with himself."
Interrogator: "Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Have you ever smelt your fingers? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Do they keep yelling at your genitals? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "When you're not performing cunnilingus do they let you finish? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to respect a woman? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to feel butthole to butthole? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you long for Bailey Jay? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you dream about getting your poz hole negged...?"
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to hold used dildos in your arms? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you feel that there's an orifice of yours that's empty? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "We're done... Constantly Horny K, you can pick up your pants.�

lmao

# ? Jan 25, 2018 13:30

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ocean Book posted:

what do they mean when they talk about a neural network in terms of ai. what is it.

Basically magic like from scifi were computers super smart and can do everything. It is our god now.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 15:59

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Swap.ai

# ? Jan 25, 2018 16:09

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

really enjoying the solid sci-fi refs

Ecstatic Elastic posted:

Interrogator: "Officer K-D-six-dash-nine, let's begin. Ready?"
K: "Yes, sir."
Interrogator: "Recite your baseline."
K: "And bbc began to meatspin... A system of dongs cucked within dongs cucked within dongs cucked within one vag... And dreadfully watching against the dark, a tall white man played with himself."
Interrogator: "Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Have you ever smelt your fingers? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Do they keep yelling at your genitals? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "When you're not performing cunnilingus do they let you finish? Dongs."
K: "Dongs."
Interrogator: "Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to respect a woman? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to feel butthole to butthole? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you long for Bailey Jay? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you dream about getting your poz hole negged...?"
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "What's it like to hold used dildos in your arms? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Do you feel that there's an orifice of yours that's empty? Cucked."
K: "Cucked."
Interrogator: "Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: Within dongs cucked."
K: "Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked. Within dongs cucked."
Interrogator: "We're done... Constantly Horny K, you can pick up your pants.”

Noblesse Obliged posted:

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'gape' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the gape I jerk off to at this micro-instant. Gape. Gape.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:06

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

I was ready to laugh at whatever FakeApp creates but holy poo poo this looks pretty loving real

https://gfycat.com/BelatedZealousDragonfly

(nws obviously)

# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:08

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# ? May 27, 2024 06:14

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Blue Train posted:

Gal gadots views on Palestine are disgusting and it doesn't surprise me she's into incest

Good lord it didn't even take one whole page for an idiot to turn a thread about porn into a lame Israel/Palestine argument.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:19

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