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Guardians of the Galaxy (Far, Far Away) *Han listens to datapod full of classic jizz music.
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Looked good, I have high hopes. It took like 20 minutes to explain to my wife’s boyfriend who “the black guy” was because I let out a little WOOP WOOP when Lando popped on screen (I guess he said he hadn’t seen the movies since he was a kid? Pretty big thing to forget even still) but I’m definitely going to be seeing this opening night.
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Feb 5, 2018 20:50
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Gorefluff posted:Looked good, I have high hopes. It took like 20 minutes to explain to my wife’s boyfriend who “the black guy” was because I let out a little WOOP WOOP when Lando popped on screen (I guess he said he hadn’t seen the movies since he was a kid? Pretty big thing to forget even still) but I’m definitely going to be seeing this opening night. Lol you went woop woop at a Star Wars trailer. Is this the point where they shake up the tired franchise by going a little camp with it? I sure hope so
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Feb 5, 2018 20:52
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Han and Lando in the Mooorning!
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Feb 5, 2018 20:55
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Wifes boyfriend huh
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Feb 5, 2018 20:57
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Gorefluff posted:Looked good, I have high hopes. It took like 20 minutes to explain to my wife’s boyfriend who “the black guy” was because I let out a little WOOP WOOP when Lando popped on screen (I guess he said he hadn’t seen the movies since he was a kid? Pretty big thing to forget even still) but I’m definitely going to be seeing this opening night. I'd of figured the wife's boyfriend was "the black guy"
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Feb 5, 2018 20:58
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Feb 5, 2018 21:10
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Wouldn't it be weird if Star Crash or Battle Beyond the Stars came out before A New Hope and we were stuck with sequels, prequels, and one off movies about how Stella Star and Akton met? Or the how rocky relationship between the Emperor (Christopher Plummer) and Prince Simon (David Hasselhoff) unfolded, and how Elle the rootin' tootin' robot got his southern accent? I must be the only star wars fan that enjoyed the recent trailer, I thought it looked entertaining. Also gently caress yeah Lando. I am going to see it with my buds and I think we'll have a fun time seeing it
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Feb 5, 2018 21:12
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Spoiler alert Han kisses Lando and faces a sexual harassment suit from the trade guild.
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Feb 5, 2018 21:17
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Big Beef City posted:Spoiler alert Han kisses Lando and faces a sexual harassment suit from the trade guild. That'd be great because Lando is pissed at Han about some space bullshit and is going off on him, so Solo goes in for a soft tender kiss and pulls away. A few seconds pass and Lando grins and says "Works every time" I mean Colt .45 gotta get some product placement
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Feb 5, 2018 21:20
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Which executive's spoiled retard son is this?
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Feb 5, 2018 21:32
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Gorefluff posted:Looked good, I have high hopes. It took like 20 minutes to explain to my wife’s boyfriend who “the black guy” was because I let out a little WOOP WOOP when Lando popped on screen (I guess he said he hadn’t seen the movies since he was a kid? Pretty big thing to forget even still) but I’m definitely going to be seeing this opening night. I like the casual way that this post was delivered
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Feb 5, 2018 21:34
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"Forget your list of good looking, likeable actors. My lummox son's spacious visage is what people want to see."
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Feb 5, 2018 21:35
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Han sees Falcon for the first time 'woah, check her out dude, what a beauty' (a wink wink reference to Luke calling it a piece of junk, it rhymes like poetry) *licks he own lips*. Camera shows the iconic gap in the front part of the ship filled (she's obviously a younger version). Lando starts to embarassingly explain the joke to the audience to make sure the idiots got it 'it's a ship dude, not a chick' *chewie moves his groucho marx brows up and down*.
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Feb 5, 2018 21:36
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ready player one was an epiphany: every movie is being marketed to dumb thirty somethings like me with "you remember that thing, from back when you were young, and things could still elicit innocent joy?" it's just a matter of degrees, with RP1 being the most overt and in your face about it. i'm not going to fall for it again. not even if you try to thrill me with space crime man, his gorilla sidekick, and the pancake-shaped space jalopy.
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Feb 5, 2018 21:39
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Apparently Woody Harrelson is going to be in it, which is cool and good.
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Feb 5, 2018 21:42
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Feb 5, 2018 21:44
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is this a new beethoven movie? is he the dad?
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Feb 5, 2018 21:45
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Feb 5, 2018 21:45
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Linux Pirate posted:Apparently Woody Harrelson is going to be in it, which is cool and good. this is about the only thing that gives me cautious optimism in the face of a troubled production. the fact that everyone shrieked and diaped out when TLJ wasn't quite the rote satisfaction of their every expectation has me feeling like they are gonna return to making the star wars as formulaic as humanly possible tho
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Feb 5, 2018 21:46
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:the fact that everyone shrieked and diaped out when TLJ wasn't quite the rote satisfaction of their every expectation has me feeling like they are gonna return to making the star wars as formulaic as humanly possible tho Oh yeah ok that's why people didn't like TLJ. Your post is like the Star Wars version of the "not everyone appreciated the innovations" line about Dragon Age 2.
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Feb 5, 2018 21:51
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Don't get your hopes up that Woody survives the first act. I'm seeing this for Donald Glover
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Feb 5, 2018 21:52
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:this is about the only thing that gives me cautious optimism in the face of a troubled production. Which is weird and sad, I liked TLJ and know a lot of people, SW fans and not, who also did. It "killed some sacred cows" when it came to SW and was interesting. But I guess autistic screeching is louder than people saying "good job" I think I understand now why George Lucas was miserable
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Feb 5, 2018 21:52
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Chomp8645 posted:Oh yeah ok that's why people didn't like TLJ. it's definitely why some people did not like TLJ. if you think we would have benefitted from a tertiary supporting character turning to the camera to deliver 10 minutes of exposition about how he was once called darth plagueous or whatever, you are one of them.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:00
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Linux Pirate posted:But I guess autistic screeching is louder than people saying "good job" Hmm... that doesn't sound like the message at all. In fact it seems the people who wine and moan about everyone else not appreciating the True Art of TLJ are the autistic screechers!  The critics did the same as always, as they are contractually obligated to rate a Star Wars movie highly. But the opinion of the regular viewer is clear.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1G62KHmuXM
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Feb 5, 2018 22:03
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Chomp8645 posted:The critics did the same as always, as they are contractually obligated to rate a Star Wars movie highly. But the opinion of the regular viewer is clear. chomp u can't judge the movie by the 45 minute he-man woman haters cut of the cam rip you watched
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Feb 5, 2018 22:04
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Please don't fight, not in front of the star wars
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Feb 5, 2018 22:04
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 for anyone wondering is they shot this last Friday and edited in the trailer itself today, after correctly calling all the obligatory image beats it would hit.Kazak posted:Please don't fight, not in front of the star wars *turns right to the star wars* why not? he's the whole reason we fight. what, u gonna hide behind momma's skirts? you were a mistake, and ur a burden!
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Feb 5, 2018 22:05
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:chomp u can't judge the movie by the 45 minute he-man woman haters cut of the cam rip you watched I heard about that and yeah it sounded pretty silly. Honestly the easiest way to cut 45 minutes from the film would be to just delete the entire casino sequence.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:07
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LOL I'm no RLM fan but that's pretty good
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Feb 5, 2018 22:09
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Chomp8645 posted:Honestly the easiest way to cut 45 minutes from the film would be to just delete the entire casino sequence. we can absolutely agree that the casino planet stuff was the flimsiest part of the whole film. i actually liked the payoff where they democratize heroism by way of inspiration with the shot of the kid at the end, but it wasn't worth the digression they took to set it up.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:09
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Chomp8645 posted:Hmm... that doesn't sound like the message at all. In fact it seems the people who wine and moan about everyone else not appreciating the True Art of TLJ are the autistic screechers! tbf that is also true.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:11
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guns for tits posted:We all know the real reason the movie has a chance to be pretty good.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:15
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:ready player one was an epiphany: every movie is being marketed to dumb thirty somethings like me with "you remember that thing, from back when you were young, and things could still elicit innocent joy?" it's just a matter of degrees, with RP1 being the most overt and in your face about it. A friend got me the book for Christmas because "I was reading it and thought Bonzo would love this! It talks about the 80s!!" I can barely read two pages and day. I stopped at the argument over some rare Atari game. Don't get my started on the remake of IT starting in the 80s. No loving kid was playing with paper boats in 1985.
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Feb 5, 2018 22:43
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Bonzo posted:A friend got me the book for Christmas because "I was reading it and thought Bonzo would love this! It talks about the 80s!!" I can barely read two pages and day. I stopped at the argument over some rare Atari game. i take it as a personal insult when people recommend me rp1, or suggest that i watch big bang theory
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Feb 5, 2018 22:45
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I saw an ad for this and thought it was going to be cool until I found out its not about the jet pack bounty hunter guy
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Feb 5, 2018 22:51
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as a nonstop consumer of media the fact that i have not seen an original story in years is very unsettling *watches 5 more movies today* terrible. all terrible
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Feb 5, 2018 22:52
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Buccaneer posted:I saw an ad for this and thought it was going to be cool until I found out its not about the jet pack bounty hunter guy including boba fett in this would be awful. i am not ruling out that they are and it's a reveal they are saving for the theatrical trailer.
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I really wish Lord and Miller were still doing it, because the rumor was that they were doing a version where Han Solo is a jackass high on his own hype who gets bailed out by Chewie and Lando at nearly every turn.
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