|
OP im mid thirties and i remember on a hockey tournament we were staying in a hotel in nisku alberta when i was about 10-11 and me and my teammate found porn mags behind the ice maker on our floor, man that was a good day as a kid lmao
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 07:57 |
|
|
Do it ironically posted:OP im mid thirties and i remember on a hockey tournament we were staying in a hotel in nisku alberta when i was about 10-11 and me and my teammate found porn mags behind the ice maker on our floor, man that was a good day as a kid lmao Sweet. Hammering them it out in a frozen industrial wasteland
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:39
|
|
|
I found some old mammograms at a warehouse rave once. P cool. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:28
|
|
|
Never experienced woods porn, but I found an erotic novel hidden in the couch at my grandma's house. It had a description of foreplay that was actually fairly useful to my young self.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:41
|
|
|
Rubbing one out to scrambled playboy channel. Only 90s kids will get this.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:47
|
|
|
I once decided I had too many spank mags so I got in my car and my went on a mission to find somewhere to dispose of about twenty assorted Penthouses and Hustlers. I ended up at a 7-11 but instead of tossing them in the dumpster I thought it would be funny to leave the whole stack in the back of a random pickup truck that was parked next to me. I like to think the truck’s owner didn’t notice and drove off down the road unwittingly scattering bush porn along the way for lucky young fellows to find.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 01:35
|
|
|
never found porn in a bush but myself and a friend were, apropos of nothing, handed a porn mag by a builder on the way to school aged eleven. the title of the magazine was 'New Cunts 56'
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 01:41
|
|
|
Banano posted:never found porn in a bush but myself and a friend were, apropos of nothing, handed a porn mag by a builder on the way to school aged eleven. the title of the magazine was 'New Cunts 56' pyf encounters with sex offenders
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 01:42
|
|
|
a hot gujju bhabhi posted:I'm from Australia and definitely had wood porn, it's definitely a global thing. you could store your porn mags in a roos pouch
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 01:43
|
|
|
I found tons of porn in the woods and by the train tracks when I was a kid. I got an old lockable ammo box to store it in and chained it to a tree. May still be there to this day.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 01:47
|
|
|
I think I still have a few remnants of physical mags lying around I should go hide them in the park or by the train tracks somewhere once it gets warmer
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 02:17
|
|
|
Woods porn is an american institution that must not be allowed to die
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 02:21
|
|
|
shame on an IGA posted:Woods porn is an american institution that must not be allowed to die Do your part. Support our boys!
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 02:31
|
|
|
Kak posted:Rubbing one out to scrambled playboy channel. Only 90s kids will get this. These really were the good ole days. Like, no bullshit.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:02
|
|
|
shame on an IGA posted:Woods porn is an american institution that must not be allowed to die Geocaching but with vintage back issues of Cheri
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:07
|
|
|
Sierra Nevadan posted:I found tons of porn in the woods and by the train tracks when I was a kid. I got an old lockable ammo box to store it in and chained it to a tree. May still be there to this day. gently caress you if you don't actually go out and look for it! Open a new thread and post pics!
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:17
|
|
|
Milf porn is good porn
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:19
|
|
|
I made this same thread a few years ago. There was a bridge near my house where at least one person was constantly throwing their porn over the sides. I've found at least a 100 dirty magazines a mile in each direction from my house growing up. Dirty ones too like Club, Hustler, Club International, Swank, etc. It got to be where we wouldn't even bother with Playboys.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:19
|
|
|
I had never heard of woods porn, never seen woods porn, but was always driven to explore the woods as a kid because of a deep seated instinctual thought that maybe there's porn in there. Where else would it be?
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 03:46
|
|
|
Former DILF posted:Hey any you kids wanna see your own dead bodies
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 04:07
|
|
|
Knew a kid who said one time he saw porn in the bottom of a porta potty. Fished out out with some sticks and used them to turn pages. Fascinating if true
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 04:08
|
|
|
This is repost of something is posted in a previous woods-porn thread, but it's still relevant: My first experience with woods porn was at elementary school, where a bunch of us found mags in the forest behind the school. One of them was this little mag with a topless women on the cover, and her nipples were painted black. It was instantly the most erotic thing I had ever seen, an awakening. I can clearly remember thinking "My god, if they have a women on the cover with BLACK NIPPLES, what else could be on display in this magazine." My mind instantly started trying to come up with what sort of erotic wonders could be on display inside, but the concept of an actual photo of a VAGINA seemed impossible to me at that tender young age. A picture of a vagina would get you thrown in jail or something, it was too taboo for mere humans to print in a magazine.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 04:50
|
|
|
I want more big john stories
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 06:21
|
|
|
I found a porn mag in the woods as a kid. A lady was doing very rude things at a camera in front of a motorcycle. I remember there being a fox(?) watermark in the corner. I remember setting fire to it. Everything worked out in this case.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 06:26
|
|
|
Kak posted:Rubbing one out to scrambled playboy channel. Only 90s kids will get this. The old Jerrold Set-top-box with the clicky buttons to change channels. SelecTV and OnTV were the channels that showed soft-core porn. SelecTV was on channel 17 and OnTV was on 23. If you depressed both channel 16 and 18, you got a fuzzy, almost-clear black-and-white image of channel 17. 22 and 24 did the same for OnTV. It was grand.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 06:36
|
|
|
SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I want more big john stories friend I wish I had them, but my interactions with him and his curiously diverse property were brief 
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 06:48
|
|
|
Code Jockey posted:friend I wish I had them, but my interactions with him and his curiously diverse property were brief I trust that if one day you invent a time machine, you'll do the right thing and go back in time to get molested by Big John for our amusement. Adult molested. No need to traumatize younger you.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 07:07
|
|
|
SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I trust that if one day you invent a time machine, you'll do the right thing and go back in time to get molested by Big John for our amusement. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 07:11
|
|
|
I found some scat porn in an abandoned toilet overgrown with lilac in the woods once. It was.. lovely! 
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 07:15
|
|
|
genesplicer posted:The old Jerrold Set-top-box with the clicky buttons to change channels. SelecTV and OnTV were the channels that showed soft-core porn. SelecTV was on channel 17 and OnTV was on 23. If you depressed both channel 16 and 18, you got a fuzzy, almost-clear black-and-white image of channel 17. 22 and 24 did the same for OnTV. It was grand. I can't make heads or tails of this. I'm trying.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 07:50
|
|
|
Found some Oui and Penthouse magazines under a sagebrush bush near my house in 1977 There were no forests or trees anywhere nearby so I guess if you're stashing your porno mags that was the best you could do in eastern Washington My older brother had a stash of porn mags and Hustler taught me a lot at age 10
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 08:00
|
|
|
it's like every year some other idiot comes of age and decides to post about his forest porn we all seen it i reckon if you are 28 or younger you NEVER seen forest porn, the internet what was the go to proove me wrong
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:19
|
|
|
BloodRed posted:it's like every year some other idiot comes of age and decides to post about his forest porn man you are overeatimating how many people in small town usa had the internet at home in 2002. Also hi im 28 i think and def found woods porn. It was in the old hobo shack up near a pedge where we'd go hiking. The copa had long since evicted said hobo, all that was left inside was a stack of mid 90s porno mags.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:30
|
|
|
you are a statistical and sexual outlier
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:40
|
|
|
BloodRed posted:you are a statistical and sexual outlier Wanna see the bureau of forest porn's statistics
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:41
|
|
|
BloodRed posted:you are a statistical and sexual outlier Excuses
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:47
|
|
|
lets make no bones about it we're all here celebrating exposing minors to adult content so i'm hardly the bad guy but in saying that i hope my kid finds 90's pinups more attractive than the front page of redtube that poo poo is just hosed up no matter what samual jackson says
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 09:52
|
|
|
genesplicer posted:The old Jerrold Set-top-box with the clicky buttons to change channels. SelecTV and OnTV were the channels that showed soft-core porn. SelecTV was on channel 17 and OnTV was on 23. If you depressed both channel 16 and 18, you got a fuzzy, almost-clear black-and-white image of channel 17. 22 and 24 did the same for OnTV. It was grand. I don't know how it worked but if I set my cable box to 44 (the Disney channel lmao) and turned the tv to 4 instead of 3 I got really scrambled spice channel
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 10:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 07:57 |
|
|
I wonder if in 30 years people will be all nostalgic about wood bidets
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 10:53
|
|