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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

client posted:

leatherface is trans in that one texas chainsaw massacre that has the illuminati and matthew mcconaughey killing people with his robot leg - very progressive all around

ya i love that film

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Am I totally wrong in remembering Jason as kind of being the good guy in Freddy Vs Jason? He was at least more of a chaotic neutral than a hardcore evil dude like Freddy was

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
nah that's right

Jason at the core is just a emotionally stunted manchild so they played that up to resonate with their audience

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Freddy vs Jason was such a great movie. Think I'm gonna watch it tonight.

edit:


Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 19, 2018

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

exploded mummy posted:

nah that's right

Jason at the core is just a emotionally stunted manchild so they played that up to resonate with their audience

Also, Freddy's a child molester. Dude's got it coming.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

Freddy vs Jason was such a great movie. Think I'm gonna watch it tonight.

edit:



Why'd they have to resurrect such a lovely franchise?

Freddy and Jason are cool, though.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
im rewatching the movies and am on part 3 and i wish i could see it in 3d because all these gimmick shots look tight i also wonder how many times the lens got hit by accident

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

im rewatching the movies and am on part 3 and i wish i could see it in 3d because all these gimmick shots look tight i also wonder how many times the lens got hit by accident

My favourite is the guy offering a joint and it comes right at you.

Also, Part 6 is great and hilariously tongue-in-cheek. It even has the Bond opening for crying out loud!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

JakeP posted:

At the begining of the movie when Tommy Jarvis is going to like burn Jasons corpse or whatever to send him to hell, why does Jason actually have a gravestone, casket, and buriel plot? Who paid for it? His mother was the only family he had and shes long dead, and like ever since her death Jason was in no place to inherit any of her estate anyway. Who spent money on all of this stuff for Jason?

Also Tommy planned to burn jason alive but like he didn't bring a loving lighter? Who uses matches? So stupid. Also why did he bring Jason his mask anyway? just so when Jason miracously gets struck by lighting and revives (I have no problem with this aspect of the story it totally checks out) he can put the mask on and go back to jasoning? Just stupid. Also I would have to imagine that after Friday the 13th 4 the police would have taken that mask as evidence and not left it with some little boy as a souvenier. Especially considering the kid was in and out of mental institutions ever since.

I love his jacket though:


He has a great jacket in Return of the Living Dead too.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DrVenkman posted:

My favourite is the guy offering a joint and it comes right at you.

I could watch this poo poo all day, which is how i'm spending my presidents day



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Why'd they have to resurrect such a lovely franchise?

Freddy and Jason are cool, though.

:frogout:

I like Freddy better but the movies I only rewatch are 1, 3, and New Nightmare. Also 2 on the occasion because it's hilarious how unaware they were of the gayness. Yes, they were blissfully unaware according to the director of 2 in Never Sleep Again, which I highly recommend. It's about 4 hours long but it's great.

The Jason movies are more campy and it seems like they are more aware of it so they all are fun in their own ways.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I rewatched a few Fridays now I'm gonna rewatch My Bloody Valentine I remember it being good

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I rewatched a few Fridays now I'm gonna rewatch My Bloody Valentine I remember it being good

The original is good. The remake is pretty crappy and lies to the viewer to preserve the twist ending.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ZDar Fan posted:

The original is good. The remake is pretty crappy and lies to the viewer to preserve the twist ending.

it held up now im watching Silent Night Deadly Night and as a former catholic its resonating

client
Aug 19, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

it held up now im watching Silent Night Deadly Night and as a former catholic its resonating

if you like the old my bloody valentine, the prowler is a weird slasher movie also worth checking out. it drags major rear end in the middle so get drunk/stoned at that part but the special effects are insanely good for the time and the look of the killer is pretty cool

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

client posted:

if you like the old my bloody valentine, the prowler is a weird slasher movie also worth checking out. it drags major rear end in the middle so get drunk/stoned at that part but the special effects are insanely good for the time and the look of the killer is pretty cool

its on my list, just finished silent night deadly night it owned. up next, i got 4 beers and an gonna watch Prom Night.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

ruddiger posted:

He has a great jacket in Return of the Living Dead too.



Holy gently caress. Friday part six is my favorite Jason movie and Return of the Living dead is the best zombie movie, and I just made this connection.
Thank you

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm the odd one out in that I'm not a fan of Part 6, vut I'm that weirdo who digs Jason Goes to Hell so the gently caress do I know?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

mind the walrus posted:

I'm the odd one out in that I'm not a fan of Part 6, vut I'm that weirdo who digs Jason Goes to Hell so the gently caress do I know?

you're fine

tbr some of the jokes in 6 never really worked for me- "fart head", happy face in the tree, "what were you gonna be when you grew up" (yeah I said it, fight me)

and people mostly don't like Jason Goes to Hell because Jason's barely in it and it introduces a bunch of weird mythology that was never there before, but if you get passed that it has some of the best set pieces in the series

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

80's slasher films were designed to prey upon teenagers' fears of getting caught having sex because most of the teenagers in these films are murdered while having sex. Every series ends up running out of ideas of how to show people dying mid/post coitus and ends up sliding into gore porn. This explains everything you need to know about America's hang ups on sex in violence.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
I don't know why but part 7 was always my favorite. It's got the best jason costume imo.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Matt Zerella posted:

I don't know why but part 7 was always my favorite. It's got the best jason costume imo.
Truth that exposed spine is baller.

Jason Takes Manhattan is actually ok once you come to terms with the fact that he never really gets to the fireworks factory.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Jason X; good or unironically good?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Like Jason Goes to Hell it's unironically good if you take it on its own merits and not as a serious continuation of the franchise. They wanted to make a stupid-as-gently caress B movie about Jason in space and they succeeded by not overshooting and focusing on making the idiocy fun to watch.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My friends and I went to go see Jason Goes to Hell in the theater for my birthday (we were all ~12-13 and my mom bought us the tickets and let us watch it alone!) and it was maybe the biggest disappointment in our young lives. It was all of our first R rated movie by ourselves in the theater and we didn't even get to see Jason killing people until the last 10 minutes.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I like Jason Takes Manhattan because it’s dumb as hell

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017
Jason Takes *Vancouver

Jake Mustache fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Feb 21, 2018

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

bloom posted:

Jason X; good or unironically good?

I unironically like it. It has some actual decent humor in it and you see a lot of Jason doing cool things. The main character is sexy as hell too. :swoon:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That one also had the liquid nitrogen face smash and it was awesome.

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

Matt Zerella posted:

I don't know why but part 7 was always my favorite. It's got the best jason costume imo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Oh man. So much in this movie. I think the sleeping bag kill is in there too?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Smythe posted:

god drat jason owns

I was going to make a huge effortpost but this all that needs to be said, really.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

This and the sleeping bag hologram ladies are top tier kills.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Ginny is the best final girl because she pretends to be Jason's mom specifically to try and hack his loving head off.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
There's really no point in making any more Jason films because Jason X confirms that 1) Jason is still alive(?) in the far future, but 2) teenagers still exist and continue to gently caress, so he failed in his quest.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

There's really no point in making any more Jason films because Jason X confirms that 1) Jason is still alive(?) in the far future, but 2) teenagers still exist and continue to gently caress, so he failed in his quest.

It is the journey, not the destination.

Aka how badly can he gently caress people up before they gently caress HIM up. :black101:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Drunken Baker posted:

It is the journey, not the destination.

Aka how badly can he gently caress people up before they gently caress HIM up. :black101:

You're right. I'm just mad they never made a Freddy vs. Jason sequel where they both team up to fight Pinhead.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

You're right. I'm just mad they never made a Freddy vs. Jason sequel where they both team up to fight Pinhead.

Same.

Much to my shame I wrote a Jason vs Pinhead fanfic script when I was a young lad.

Who am I kidding? There's no shame to that. It was loving great. :murder:

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Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
In the spirit of this thread I bought that Ft13 game I had heard about. It’s fun for a few playthroughs but is worth probably half of what I paid...

It was cool to be that fat guy with the fro from the third movie though.

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