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client posted:hes now a lawyer lmao There's something about that profession. The drunkest girl I knew in freshman year is now a lawyer. But not like, fun or funny drunk - more like "misses entire weeks of school" drunk
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Pick runs at high rate of speed through the Chihuahuan Desert. The frame freezes and up pops the caption "Sociosadistic Cripplemeddler." The action resumes and we pan to Hugh, wheeling as fast as his arms can propel him
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Feb 25, 2018 03:12
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lol but seriously I posted:Pick runs at high rate of speed through the Chihuahuan Desert. The frame freezes and up pops the caption "Sociosadistic Cripplemeddler." The action resumes and we pan to Hugh, wheeling as fast as his arms can propel him 
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Feb 25, 2018 03:24
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I can't even fathom the lack of personal responsibility required to justify your posting history OP
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Feb 25, 2018 03:33
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lol but seriously I posted:Pick runs at high rate of speed through the Chihuahuan Desert. The frame freezes and up pops the caption "Sociosadistic Cripplemeddler." The action resumes and we pan to Hugh, wheeling as fast as his arms can propel him 
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Feb 25, 2018 03:35
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Pick holds up a tiny parasol, but to shield her from the massive disapproval of her chosen peer group rather than a falling boulder
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Feb 25, 2018 03:35
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Pick is good and real and she is my friend.
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Feb 25, 2018 03:51
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Idiot Kicker posted:There's something about that profession. The drunkest girl I knew in freshman year is now a lawyer. But not like, fun or funny drunk - more like "misses entire weeks of school" drunk getting a law degree and passing the bar is easy, is why
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Feb 25, 2018 03:59
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Blue Raider posted:getting a law degree and passing the bar is easy, is why the bar isn't easy but it's rote memorization, if you put the time in you'll pass
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Feb 25, 2018 04:03
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My old college roommate gambled away his entire tuition in less then a semester playing poker, vomited all over himself multiple times after coming in drunk, had the local cops out looking for him for God knows why, and all the while kept insisting that he was very wealthy because his dad was a TV weatherman down in Pensacola . It was certainly a sight to see his dad on the verge of tears as he helped him carry his stuff out the room when he was kicked out after 3-4 months.
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Feb 25, 2018 04:21
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Nckdictator posted:My old college roommate gambled away his entire tuition in less then a semester playing poker, vomited all over himself multiple times after coming in drunk, had the local cops out looking for him for God knows why, and all the while kept insisting that he was very wealthy because his dad was a TV weatherman down in Pensacola . i had that same experience but after my single semester roommate got deep into meth and tried to pull a Shining through his girlfriends bathroom door
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Feb 25, 2018 04:23
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Nckdictator posted:and all the while kept insisting that he was very wealthy because his dad was a TV weatherman down in Pensacola . TV weathermen get paid a surprising amount, usually because they need to be actual meteorologists instead of just a good orator. It's getting the gig in the first place that's a bastard.
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Feb 25, 2018 04:29
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maskenfreiheit posted:Pick is good and real and she is my friend. Ur off probation!
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Feb 25, 2018 06:30
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The White Dragon posted:TV weathermen get paid a surprising amount, usually because they need to be actual meteorologists instead of just a good orator. It's getting the gig in the first place that's a bastard. Why do they need to be meteorologists tho can't they just get any charismatic dolt to read off a teleprompter or wear an earpiece?
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Feb 25, 2018 09:42
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Sinding Johansson posted:Why do they need to be meteorologists tho can't they just get any charismatic dolt to read off a teleprompter or wear an earpiece? I used to work on the news, and I'm pretty sure that everyone who they just call the weather guy/gal is a charismatic dolt, because if you called our meteorologist a weather guy he would get pissed.
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Feb 25, 2018 10:22
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Well I guess maybe my brother. He did every drug at all times and crashed pretty much every vehicle he ever owned and some that he didn't. Let's see... 1 moped (drove out into the street without looking; got hit by a car, broke leg, got hooked on morphine), 2 fancy rally cars, 2 lovely SAABs, at least 1 Opel and Volkswagen I think, and fell asleep driving my mom's car while we were in it and ran into the median crash barrier, tearing a front wheel off. Actually, he never managed to crash his little boat, or even run it aground. Instead it symbolically decided to sink on its own accord on the same day that he died, some ten years ago. Wasn't even an overdose, his organs just shut down in some guy's kitchen, while the guy was out walking his dog. Apparently his heart showed signs of three heart attacks. I don't know how you manage that, at 28. There's also my cousin and brother''s best pal, who seven years earlier had a similar career, albeit more prison-themed (my brother spent some time too, but only for being a drug fiend), which ended by crashing a motorcycle at high speed and breaking all bones. Then right after he had miraculously made a full recovery instead of died, he went to collect some debt or something from a guy, stole a ladder and climbed into the guy's apartment but got shot by a shotgun, then shot himself dead in the head. lol but seriously I posted:Pick runs at high rate of speed through the Chihuahuan Desert. The frame freezes and up pops the caption "Sociosadistic Cripplemeddler." The action resumes and we pan to Hugh, wheeling as fast as his arms can propel him
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Feb 25, 2018 11:34
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goon on goon violence is wrong, responsibilities are what I come here to avoid, not get reminded that I am useless worthless scum
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Feb 25, 2018 11:43
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Nckdictator posted:My old college roommate gambled away his entire tuition in less then a semester playing poker, vomited all over himself multiple times after coming in drunk, had the local cops out looking for him for God knows why, and all the while kept insisting that he was very wealthy because his dad was a TV weatherman down in Pensacola . I can relate to the first thing. I blew through an entire 13k student loan on online poker in a little under a year. I briefly thought about taking out another one and "winning it back" but I slept on it and decided otherwise. Would have been fun, though (until I lost it).
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Feb 25, 2018 13:23
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My aunt was given 7 houses, that had tenants, from grand-dad. Over the course of a few years she runs off the good tenants and lets friends just stay in the houses. Then she began selling the houses off to pay for parties/whatever. Now she's got nothing and is super pissed that her evil family won't give her their stuff.
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Feb 25, 2018 13:49
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my nephew, but he is really more like my little brother. his mom (my sister) died when he was like 2-3 and my mother took him in and raised him. he has grown to be quite lazy, and what you would call a "basement dwelling gamer". he is not fat thankfully, he is the skinny gollum type of gamer. he spends 99% of his time playing PS4, no joke. he used to go to highschool, but he graduated a year and a half ago and had done nothing but play PS4 ever since. he received over $100,000 from a life insurance trust from his mother death when he turned 18 (just after he graduated highschool). this has given him absolutely zero incentive to do anything buy play PS4 all day every day. I am assuming he plans to do this until the money runs out and he is several years older with nothing but a highschool diploma to his name
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Feb 25, 2018 14:11
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I know of an autistic person that lives on disability and games and pizza. He blames everything on him being useless and autistic so might as well play computer games and drink energy drinks. That person is me.
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Feb 25, 2018 14:23
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Rock Puncher posted:goon on goon violence is wrong, responsibilities are what I come here to avoid, not get reminded that I am useless worthless scum Yes but to the rest of us, we can be relieved that 'at least i'm not that worthless or scummy'
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Feb 25, 2018 14:25
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Michael Jackson posted:I know of an autistic person that lives on disability and games and pizza. He blames everything on him being useless and autistic so might as well play computer games and drink energy drinks. That person is me. this is my brother almost to a tee. but honestly i always figured that was more depression/low self esteem related than the 'gently caress responsibility' attitude.
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Feb 25, 2018 14:32
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The blame-shifting shithead in the White House, although I don't know him personally.
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Feb 25, 2018 14:47
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Pick posted:Ur off probation! For now 
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Feb 25, 2018 14:50
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:she had 7 waitressing jobs last year and genuinely believes it was not her fault she got fired from any one of them. do you live in Richmond? sounds like a woman who worked front of house at my job. she lived with a friend of mine who eventually had to lawyer up to remove her from their apartment even though her not paying rent was somehow his fault...
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My cousin always hated kids and swore she'd never have them. Then she got old and lonely and fell in love with some dude who already has 2 kids. So she "accidentally" got knocked up. Now she's engaged and using her new baby to push her stepchildren out of the picture while she still pays more attention to her purse dogs.
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Feb 25, 2018 16:31
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Rutibex posted:my nephew, but he is really more like my little brother. his mom (my sister) died when he was like 2-3 and my mother took him in and raised him. he has grown to be quite lazy, and what you would call a "basement dwelling gamer". he is not fat thankfully, he is the skinny gollum type of gamer. he spends 99% of his time playing PS4, no joke. he used to go to highschool, but he graduated a year and a half ago and had done nothing but play PS4 ever since. he received over $100,000 from a life insurance trust from his mother death when he turned 18 (just after he graduated highschool). this has given him absolutely zero incentive to do anything buy play PS4 all day every day. I am assuming he plans to do this until the money runs out and he is several years older with nothing but a highschool diploma to his name *looks mournfully into the distance* this could have been me.,...
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Feb 25, 2018 17:05
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I went to college with a guy who really liked to party. Turns out he wasn't actually enrolled, he was just using the tuition money his dad gave him for parties, booze, and consumer electronics. It worked out OK for him though, since when he got found out his dad just gave him a job at his company.
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Feb 25, 2018 17:21
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I know a few people who work in finance.
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Feb 25, 2018 17:32
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Lacey posted:My cousin always hated kids and swore she'd never have them. Then she got old and lonely and fell in love with some dude who already has 2 kids. I saw that Disney movie. Extra Large Marge posted:I went to college with a guy who really liked to party. Turns out he wasn't actually enrolled, he was just using the tuition money his dad gave him for parties, booze, and consumer electronics. Failing on up!
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Feb 25, 2018 17:57
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Why would your parents keep giving you cars
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Feb 25, 2018 18:17
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It's me. I know I'm lactose intolerant but I still eat good cheese by the wheel.
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Feb 25, 2018 18:56
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Oscar Wild posted:It's me. I know I'm lactose intolerant but I still eat good cheese by the wheel. Most cheese doens't have much lactose in it
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Feb 25, 2018 18:58
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*looks around the room, as if crossing the street* ME
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Pick posted:Why would your parents keep giving you cars Obviously because you keep crashing them and don't have a car anymore 
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Pick posted:Why would your parents keep giving you cars because I NEED A CAR MOMMMMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I have a cousin. It is my understanding he couldn't graduate from high school because he refused to take his clothes off to change for gym. He started taking security jobs, but had to stop when his weight ballooned to the extent he couldn't support himself. He moved in with my grandparents and lived off of them for decades At one point my dad had to completely rebuild one of the bathrooms in the house because he managed to "fall" through the wall. When my siblings and I were still quite young, a trip upstairs in my grandmother's house would inevitably result in us finding some of his hardcore pornography, which was spread all over the place. My grandfather was an ex-navy man who fixed cars out of his garage. After my grandfather died, my cousin loaned a lot of his tools and equipment to "friends" that were never recovered. Really good, expensive stuff. Years later when my grandmother stopped being able to take of herself (his only job was to make sure she was okay) he sat in the living room in a lay-z-boy he'd practically flattened, while she walked out of the house in the middle of the night because she was confused He invited his friends to come "help out" around the house, which meant putting her in the car, taking her to the store, and letting them buy poo poo for them. Wen she needed to be put in a home, (the police declared that he was not competent enough to be considered a care giver) my dad handed him money for a train ticket to get out of town, and he went on a campaign of telling everybody in the family how big on an rear end in a top hat he was, how he was turning his back on family and ripped him off. My favorite thing is that in between Facebook posts about how he likes to eat pussy, he posts about how the government needs to stop giving money to worthless welfare queens (he totally lives 100 percent off government money now that he can't have her pension money ) and how he totally would have been in the military if it wasn't for his bum knee. At no point has he ever seemingly looked at himself and identified himself as the source of his own problems. Needless to say, we don't talk any more.
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what pussy was he eating?!??
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Pick posted:what pussy was he eating?!?? I found a low-res image of it: 
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