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Caganer posted:loving “destructive device” laws mean only criminals have bombs. Yeah but see now that includes every incendiary device. Lighters, matches, spark plugs, and that allows your local fire Marshall to conduct an investigation every time you light a cigarette or just stop your engine for no reason when people do this sort of horse poo poo. Puts the nation on this high alert bullshit and you get a deputized Fire Marshall driving past your house if you ash out a cigarette on some loving concrete.
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you must never traumatize austin with explosive devices, i should know, i'm a medical doctor, i own a mansion and a yacht
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You know who else is blowing people up in Texas? 3 Olives. In that drat condo of his.
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Oh Adaira posted:Black people are not that weird. tv on the radio proved black people can be hipsters, get with the program
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china bot posted:you must never traumatize austin with explosive devices, i should know, i'm a medical doctor, i own a mansion and a yacht poo poo! This guys loving cool!!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah but see now that includes every incendiary device. Lighters, matches, spark plugs, and that allows your local fire Marshall to conduct an investigation every time you light a cigarette or just stop your engine for no reason when people do this sort of horse poo poo. Puts the nation on this high alert bullshit and you get a deputized Fire Marshall driving past your house if you ash out a cigarette on some loving concrete. i... what? are you whining about the inconvenience of not being allowed to blow poo poo up? or... smoke cigarettes? im not really sure what you're saying but i have a good feeling it's very stupid
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McGiggins posted:Everyone who carries a box should be shot on sight if they refuse to get detained for a full box and cavity search. Yoooooooo, where's the line for the cavity search
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:i... what? are you whining about the inconvenience of not being allowed to blow poo poo up? or... smoke cigarettes? Well like for instance, you’re mothers vagina is so calloused the only way she can cum is by putting a cigar out on her clittoris, show some sensitivity guy jeez. 
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Caganer posted:Conspiracy theory: develop driving out old tenants to be able to raise rent Page 1 answer. Case closed
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Mar 13, 2018 21:46
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imagine payin a bunch of money in rent to live in loving texas lmbo
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Chinatown posted:imagine payin a bunch of money in rent to live in loving texas lmbo Yeah no poo poo I think you can just get some chicken wire and homestead some dirt and throw a tin shed on it for like 2 months rent jfc. 
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I know this a comedy site and I'm supposed to say something funny but goddamn. Why do people have to be such a loving dick. Like seriously mail bombs are awful. There is no real loving point unless you hate the postal system and want to prove they aren't good at their job.
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Mar 13, 2018 21:54
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yeah the only bombing that i do on a regular basis is bombing my offices bathroom on floors that i dont work on 
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obviously, it is the russians
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Mar 13, 2018 22:04
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Did anyone say "keep Austin wired"
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Mtthnsly posted:I know this a comedy site and I'm supposed to say something funny but goddamn. Why do people have to be such a loving dick. Like seriously mail bombs are awful. There is no real loving point unless you hate the postal system and want to prove they aren't good at their job. However, you've inspired some serious galaxy-braining on my part, and I've imagineered a potentially revolutionary theory on motivation and objective: the sender wants to kill people. I've alerted the proper authorities to this possibility, so rest easy, happy warrior. You've done a lot of good here, today.
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Mtthnsly posted:I know this a comedy site and I'm supposed to say something funny but goddamn. Why do people have to be such a loving dick. Like seriously mail bombs are awful. There is no real loving point unless you hate the postal system and want to prove they aren't good at their job. I think the packages are just being left on doorsteps. Source: https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/13/us/austin-bombs-what-we-know-dont-know/index.html
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Nut to Butt posted:As far as we know, they've successfully delivered all the bombs thus far, so I don't see where you get off throwing shade on the postal system when they're batting a thousand. Delivery, for Mongo!!!
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Wamdoodle posted:I think the packages are just being left on doorsteps. Yea the article says that no shipping services have been used and authorities have pointed out that the devices are too advanced to have been made by an amateur so as far as I can tell Austin is being terrorized by a super villain
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i'm prettty sure most package s come from Amazon so the police should start their investigation there his email address is https://www.amazon.com
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Isn't it a bit late for secret santa?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I hope Romeo Rose is behind this. 
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*said very kochishly* Clearly mandated paid sick leave is to blame.
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Mtthnsly posted:I know this a comedy site and I'm supposed to say something funny but goddamn. Why do people have to be such a loving dick. Like seriously mail bombs are awful. There is no real loving point unless you hate the postal system and want to prove they aren't good at their job. i mean they delivered all the unabombs so they actually did their job well but their kindness was abused by an evil spirit
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Caganer posted:i mean they delivered all the unabombs so they actually did their job well but their kindness was abused by an evil spirit ted kazcinky did nothing wrong, and he was right about everything
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Creamed Cormp posted:ted kazcinky did nothing wrong, and he was right about everything during the 2016 election they had some polling guy outside the subway asking who people voted for and why so i told him i voted for "the unabomber" he just kind of furrows his brow and goes "so uh, trump?"
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Caganer posted:during the 2016 election they had some polling guy outside the subway asking who people voted for and why so i told him i voted for "the unabomber" maybe he knows something you don't...
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Creamed Cormp posted:maybe he knows something you don't... everyone knows the unabomber is ted cruz
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Remember goons, don't open mail that you weren't expecting. Especially if said parcel is suspiciously devoid of to/from addresses, has no/has waay too many stamps, and appears oddly-shaped and stained. If it looks reeally suspect, don't even go neat it; call the police for that poo poo.
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Spermanent Record posted:You know who else is blowing people up in Texas? 3 Olives. In that drat condo of his. He bought a house and now spends all his time complaining that there are still pre gentrification people living in his currently gentrifying neighborhood. And there’s no concierge. And there’s not enough gays.
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calling atomwaffen
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Caganer posted:i mean they delivered all the unabombs so they actually did their job well but their kindness was abused by an evil spirit Nobody has any record of delivering the packages so somebody probably just left them. So we have an artisanal hand-delivery mail bomber on our hands.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Nobody has any record of delivering the packages so somebody probably just left them. So we have an artisanal hand-delivery mail bomber on our hands. Only authorized U.S. Postal Service delivery personnel are allowed to place items in a mailbox. By law, a mailbox is intended only for receipt of postage-paid U.S. Mail. This is now a criminal matter
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veiled boner fuel posted:He bought a house and now spends all his time complaining that there are still pre gentrification people living in his currently gentrifying neighborhood. And there’s no concierge. And there’s not enough gays. Ah yes, yet another person discovers home ownership has problems all its own
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Is that legit Cagener? hosed up if true. The way i see it, were i an american, my mailbox, my land, my rules for who gets to use it for what purpose. Doesn't your constitution outlay the right to bear mailboxes or some poo poo?
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McGiggins posted:Is that legit Cagener? hosed up if true. The United States Postal Inspection Service is no joke, friend
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McGiggins posted:Is that legit Cagener? hosed up if true. mail law is not governed by reason
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Nerses IV posted:The United States Postal Inspection Service is no joke, friend "USPIS" (pronounced EW ESS PISS)
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McGiggins posted:Is that legit Cagener? hosed up if true. Your mailbox is considered part of your home and Castle doctrine states that you’re legally allowed to shoot anyone that enters your home without your explicit permission, including USPS workers.
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