Turtle eats dog, gets death penalty.

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r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

also

echopapa posted:

Preston is the city where they filmed Napoleon Dynamite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRQe_sAc30

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:10

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# ? May 30, 2024 05:27

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

r u ready to WALK posted:

All reptile enthusiasts are demented psychopaths, some are just better at hiding it than others. I can't imagine how many neighbourhood pets have gone missing because of this man.

Here's the same guy admiring a snake that he undoubtedly fed every kitten he could get hold of

Here he is grinning like an idiot while dangling a live rat over a snapping turtle

Burn it all down, it's the only way to fix Idaho.

Real talk, why the hell are they putting down the turtle and not this idiot?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:37

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

My 10th grade science teacher used to feed mice to his python that was in the room and one day when he had to leave for some reason some druggy kid dumped all the mice in and the snake went crazy on them. The teacher was pissed but seriously why the gently caress would you make an exhibition of feeding a snake every few days like it was a reward for the class, you 60 year old weirdo

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:44

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling posted:

Real talk, why the hell are they putting down the turtle and not this idiot?

invasive species

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:52

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Blast of Confetti posted:

invasive species

Seems like they could have placed it somewhere that could responsibly deal with it but didn�t because effort/it was a Bad Puppy Eater but... it�s a turtle and I can�t really care all that much about what happened to it

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:55

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

i'm stunned that this guy thought he could get away with feeding a puppy to a snapping turtle in front of a classroom full of junior high students. it simply boggles the mind

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:15

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Pitdragon posted:

i'm stunned that this guy thought he could get away with feeding a puppy to a snapping turtle in front of a classroom full of junior high students. it simply boggles the mind

You saw the picture of the dude dangling a rat in an aquarium for a turtle to eat and laughing, right

I�m not sure this dude is firing on all cylinders in a �I can be in charge of children� way

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:18

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

Seems like they could have placed it somewhere that could responsibly deal with it but didn�t because effort/it was a Bad Puppy Eater but... it�s a turtle and I can�t really care all that much about what happened to it

i have a friend with a pet snail and it's an invasive species so he can't tell anyone that cares about it because then the snail murder squad will roll up lol

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:24

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

You saw the picture of the dude dangling a rat in an aquarium for a turtle to eat and laughing, right

I�m not sure this dude is firing on all cylinders in a �I can be in charge of children� way

republicans want to give him a gun lol

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:24

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Blast of Confetti posted:

republicans want to give him a gun lol

if you're not nice, you get shot and fed to turtles

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:28

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

mike12345 posted:

if you're not nice, you get shot and fed to turtles

I probably would have actually done homework and not been in ISS so much in highschool if this was blatant in the rule book

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:57

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Blast of Confetti posted:

i have a friend with a pet snail and it's an invasive species so he can't tell anyone that cares about it because then the snail murder squad will roll up lol

Imagine being the dude whose job it is to go to other dudes houses and put their snail in a bag and smush it, presumably in front of them while they are either crying or mad. Then you go home and when your wife asks how your day was that�s how you describe it

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Blast of Confetti posted:

i have a friend with a pet snail and it's an invasive species so he can't tell anyone that cares about it because then the snail murder squad will roll up lol

I am the Snail Police and now I�m going to murder your friend�s pet snail.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 13:18

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

r u ready to WALK posted:

Here he is grinning like an idiot while dangling a live rat over a snapping turtle

Burn it all down, it's the only way to fix Idaho.

i like rats and I'd own one if i didn't feel like i could teach it awesome tricks and it'd just die of old age after 2 years

# ? Mar 17, 2018 13:35

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

r u ready to WALK posted:

All reptile enthusiasts are demented psychopaths, some are just better at hiding it than others. I can't imagine how many neighbourhood pets have gone missing because of this man.

Here's the same guy admiring a snake that he undoubtedly fed every kitten he could get hold of

Here he is grinning like an idiot while dangling a live rat over a snapping turtle

Burn it all down, it's the only way to fix Idaho.

ok i can see where he got the idea of feeding it a puppy. that rat is basically the same size as a puppy, and its a mammal too. he has been doing this poo poo for a lot longer than that one indecent.

Rutibex fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Mar 17, 2018

# ? Mar 17, 2018 13:58

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I had no idea that puppies and turtles were natural enemies. From all the animal friends videos on YouTube, I�d would have expected the puppy would just ride around on the turtle�s shell.

Or did the guy cut the puppy into chunks and just dump it into the turtle�s food bowl?

snapping turtles have no friends, animal or otherwise.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 14:21

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

snapping turtles are mean as hell living mouse traps

# ? Mar 17, 2018 14:24

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Idaho lmao

Dumbest state in the nation

# ? Mar 17, 2018 14:43

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Blast of Confetti posted:

invasive species

You mean the snapping turtle or science teacher?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 14:57

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

I still don't understand. He fed a puppy to a turtle?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:26

Jimong5: Oct 3, 2005; If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!; Grimey Drawer

Rutibex posted:

ok i can see where he got the idea of feeding it a puppy. that rat is basically the same size as a puppy, and its a mammal too. he has been doing this poo poo for a lot longer than that one indecent.

Why buy a rat when you can get a free puppy or kitten off craigslist?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:40

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

amusinginquiry posted:

I still don't understand. He fed a puppy to a turtle?

not much else to understand. imagine that scene at the beginning of jurassic park where the guy is eaten by a raptor, but instead of a guy its an adorable puppy.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:42

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

so does the turtle go for the jugular, or does it bite chunks out of the puppy until it bleeds to death?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:47

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

He looks like a serial killer from the 70's or 80's.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:47

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mike12345 posted:

so does the turtle go for the jugular, or does it bite chunks out of the puppy until it bleeds to death?

snapping turtles tear out chunks so take a guess

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:51

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

Where the hell did the puppy come from? I hope it's a breed I dislike like a chihuahua so I don't feel lovely

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:11

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Aesop Poprock posted:

Imagine being the dude whose job it is to go to other dudes houses and put their snail in a bag and smush it, presumably in front of them while they are either crying or mad. Then you go home and when your wife asks how your day was that�s how you describe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8H-Uocw1S0

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:27

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

actionjackson posted:

Where the hell did the puppy come from? I hope it's a breed I dislike like a chihuahua so I don't feel lovely

it was a retriever puppy with service dog ambitions

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:29

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Blast of Confetti posted:

snapping turtles tear out chunks so take a guess

Yeah, they're not precision killers so I imagine it was pretty gruesome.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:37

Aoi: Sep 12, 2017; Perpetually a Pain.

Snapping turtles are horrifying and I'm currently (like literally right now, it's open on my desktop right now) writing a story where someone is threatened with being fed to a river full of them as a horrific fate by a murderous authority figure, so this news story and thread is, uh

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:58

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

yeah I'm thinking, if you strap someone down, and put a turtle in front of his nutsack, it's like the ultimate slow torture method

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:01

OlmanRiver: Mar 30, 2011

Would it have been ok if he had fed it a "feed Rat" ?

Like is this only because its a puppy? What if it was a pet snake?? Like this is literal science in the science class. You guys with your animal class ism.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:02

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Death to all dog eaters imo

OlmanRiver posted:

Would it have been ok if he had fed it a "feed Rat" ?

Like is this only because its a puppy? What if it was a pet snake?? Like this is literal science in the science class. You guys with your animal class ism.

this guy too

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:08

imandyyo: Mar 19, 2012

This guy�s grooming the next generation of serial killers.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:14

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Idaho lmao

Dumbest state in the nation

I remind you Oregon let armed terrorists the caused millions in damages go because they were good old boys.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:16

OlmanRiver: Mar 30, 2011

Next up :

Is the hit Disney song "Its the circle of life" turning out children into killers!?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:17

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Flyball posted:

He looks like a serial killer from the 70's or 80's.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:26

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

r u ready to WALK posted:

All reptile enthusiasts are demented psychopaths, some are just better at hiding it than others. I can't imagine how many neighbourhood pets have gone missing because of this man.

Here's the same guy admiring a snake that he undoubtedly fed every kitten he could get hold of

Here he is grinning like an idiot while dangling a live rat over a snapping turtle

Burn it all down, it's the only way to fix Idaho.

not all herpers are psychos. my gf and i arn't and she feeds her snakes pre killed rats which is the safer/humane option(because a rat can gently caress up your snake) if your live feeding poo poo, especially if its a puppy to a snapper(that puppy didnt die well) yeah you usually an rear end in a top hat. then again i feed my frogs(two dumpys, a grey and baby rain frog) crickets and flies.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:30

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Snap on my balls if you favor a turtle over a puppy. Dropping a few grocery bags down a storm drain to get back at this sicko

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:33

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OlmanRiver: Mar 30, 2011

Kazak posted:

Snap on my balls if you favor a turtle over a puppy. Dropping a few grocery bags down a storm drain to get back at this sicko

Jesus man lol

But i'm the crazy one because I like having a non-standard carnivorous pet that is fed feed rodents. This hypocrisy is insane. You know your dog eats "gasp" Pieces of Cow meat!?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:34

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