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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

its a good thing genetics works like there being a single gene for fighting dogs and another single gene for fighting people and that way there is no overlap between the concepts. according to you who is clearly not retarded

Perhaps it's not the dogs genetics that are to blame if a house pet bests you in combat

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

The pitbulls body has a way of shutting down attack�s on humans instead of other dogs.

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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

holy lol you are dumb
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Sorry you're too retarded to actually educate yourself about the things that make you really angry but research has been done on this and found no link between dog/dog aggression and dog/human aggression.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Kazak posted:

Perhaps it's not the dogs genetics that are to blame if a house pet bests you in combat

"yeah maybe its ok if dogs attack people because"
keep em comin pitbull enthusiasts. these are always gold

Carmant posted:

Sorry you're too retarded to actually educate yourself about the things that make you really angry but research has been done on this and found no link between dog/dog aggression and dog/human aggression.

youre taking the concept of retarded to new frontiers bro

# ? Mar 19, 2018 17:30

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

megallica posted:

lovely owners make lovely dogs.

While we're at it, doesn't it seem like pit bulls/bull terries are like the black people of the dog world? Just in the way that information is dealt out and our cultural regurgitation of them.

Like most apartment complexes restrict pitbulls specifically but give no shits about Cane Corsos, German Shepards or even Rottweilers. I think people fear the name than the dogs themselves. In my anecdotal experience the people who fear them the most don't even know what they look like.

If you were to show a person who isn't familiar with dogs a picture if a Cane Corso, they will more than likely assume it's a pitbull just because it looks mean. But nope, its 100% Mastiff and one of the best guard dog breeds money can by. Unlike pitbull Cane Corals are breed to gently caress people up and waaaay stronger than pits.

gently caress it, I say either ban all dogs or make dog trained necessary for all dog owner. Cause gently caress those people who let their tiny foo-foo dog growl and bite people just cause they're little.

My 110 pound sister has two Cane Corsos because she's retarded. Anytime my daughter hangs out with her Aunt I'm incredibly nervous about those loving things.

I've seen one go mental before, and it's way worse than any pitbull could ever dream of being.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 17:30

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

gary oldmans diary posted:

"yeah maybe its ok if dogs attack people because"
keep em comin pitbull enthusiasts. these are always gold

drat what a shocker this idiot can't even recognize a joke. Hes just lashing out at everything and everyone like some kind of pitbull

# ? Mar 19, 2018 17:33

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

"yeah maybe its ok if dogs attack people because"
keep em comin pitbull enthusiasts. these are always gold

Your ancestors are shaking their damned heads at how their hard-fought legacy could produce such a timid creature bereft of courage or honor in the face of man's best friend

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Carmant posted:

lashing out

dont sign em bro

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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

My 110 pound sister has two Cane Corsos

drat these dogs look cool and daunting as gently caress. Definitely not safe for all ages

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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

gary oldmans diary posted:

dont sign em bro

# ? Mar 19, 2018 17:37

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

today i learned that complex behaviors are only ever influenced by a single gene and thats why there is no gradient of behavior between various dog breeds measurable on multiple axes and also that pitbulls are known not to be dangerous to humans because they were bred to be dangerous to other dogs. any statistics that show otherwise must be wrong

its very weird because we knew as far back as half a century ago from the silver tail fox experiment that dozens and even hundreds of genes cumulatively influence behavior. but ill take a post on gbs over decades of scientific rigor any day

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 19, 2018

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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Here's something else you should learn: plenty of good dogs were bred to be aggressive and territorial, often against animals far more dangerous than other canines.

Flinching repeatedly over dangerous breeds online is real dumb

And shameful.

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Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Staffordshire Terriers are Nanny Dogs. :3:

Never had any trouble with mine and she was a service dog. Still had some trouble getting accepted into an apartment with her, though. She wasn't "working" anymore and I couldn't use that as leverage. Bought a house instead.

That's my pitbull story.

But seriously, Google image nanny dogs. It's cute.

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

her name is peanut and shes a pit bull baby :3

Smash it Smash hit fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Mar 19, 2018

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

her name is boba and is also my baby pitbull :3 it was recently her birthday 10 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :aaa:

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:00

megallica: Nov 4, 2008; Oh god, my brain is full of BEES!!

Cane Corsos, are the only dog breed I legitimately fear. They're low key trained to kill and the best guard dog breed money can buy. Like a low average price would be around $3,000. So pretty much the value of a used car give or take.. mostly give.

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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Smash it Smash hit posted:

This is my face reading such cowardly dog-phobic posts itt

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Kazak posted:

This is my face reading such cowardly dog-phobic posts itt

same here good friend

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:03

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Greyhounds are cool and chill, they work well in small houses / apartments, sleep almost all day, and love affection.

Disclaimer: separation anxiety if their snout is >10' from your crotch.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:05

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

My neighbor has a pitbull, and she keeps it tied to a tree in her front yard all day. The dog is extremely angry and barks a lot.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Kazak posted:

This is my face reading such cowardly dog-phobic posts itt

we get it from your 10 other posts saying the same thing "youre just scared"
ill note for future reference the compelling argument that any opinion or factual evidence that suggest anything is better or worse than anything else is actually just someone being scared of something

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

im not suggesting youre scared i am just suggesting that you are heartless and will never understand the joys of a sweet baby pibble kisses :3

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:08

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i understand the joys but responsibly prefer them from other dog breeds that better fit the role of a house pet
which unfortunately precludes me from ever getting my favorite breed the border collie

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:10

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

we get it from your 10 other posts saying the same thing "youre just scared"
ill note for future reference the compelling argument that any opinion or factual evidence that suggest anything is better or worse than anything else is actually just someone being scared of something

They're good dogs Gary.

Man is the true monster here

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:10

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

If a pit bull ever comes onto my property, I'll shoot it. If a pit bull ever comes onto your property, I'll shoot it. I spend most of my days driving around, looking for properties with a pit bull on them, and I'll shoot it.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:16

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

like a cigarette should posted:

If a pit bull ever comes onto my property, I'll shoot it. If a pit bull ever comes onto your property, I'll shoot it. I spend most of my days driving around, looking for properties with a pit bull on them, and I'll shoot it.

well i live in an apartment, thats the good thing about pitbulls they are very relaxed and adaptable

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JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

Why are people discriminating against me for owning this Nile crocodile? I have a spirit-bond with it and so can take it to the park leashless. What do you mean I shouldn't let it crouch in the kiddie pool with its slitted eyes narrowed and its jaws slightly agape as it gathers its power to surge forward and repeatedly drag the children into the water in an explosion of spray and screams? You're just a BREED RACIST! It's not the prehistoric reptile's instinct to kill and eat IT'S THE OWNER.

A blue-tongued skink is every bit as likely to do what my Nile crocodile did to all those children, after all, it is also a LIZARD. GOD.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:20

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

like a cigarette should posted:

If a pit bull ever comes onto my property, I'll shoot it. If a pit bull ever comes onto your property, I'll shoot it. I spend most of my days driving around, looking for properties with a pit bull on them, and I'll shoot it.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:21

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Oh wow GBS is still really dumb about dogs :thunk:

DID YOU KNOW LOWTAX HAS A PITBULL LOL

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nextlevelstart: Feb 26, 2015

My neighbors pitbull will sometimes pop out of my bamboo garden like a drat wild pokemon

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:23

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Staffordshire Terriers are Nanny Dogs.
Never had any trouble with mine and she was a service dog. Still had some trouble getting accepted into an apartment with her, though. She wasn't "working" anymore and I couldn't use that as leverage. Bought a house instead.

That's my pitbull story.

But seriously, Google image nanny dogs. It's cute.

It's too bad that most pits aren't purebred Staffordshire Terriers then. The thing about pits is that they aren't any more likely to attack a human than any other dog, but when they do attack they gently caress you up.

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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

JonathonSpectre posted:

Why are people discriminating against me for owning this Nile crocodile? I have a spirit-bond with it and so can take it to the park leashless. What do you mean I shouldn't let it crouch in the kiddie pool with its slitted eyes narrowed and its jaws slightly agape as it gathers its power to surge forward and repeatedly drag the children into the water in an explosion of spray and screams? You're just a BREED RACIST! It's not the prehistoric reptile's instinct to kill and eat IT'S THE OWNER.

A blue-tongued skink is every bit as likely to do what my Nile crocodile did to all those children, after all, it is also a LIZARD. GOD.

So, kill all crocodiles?

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:25

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

No, don't own crocodiles as pets. There are plenty of non-man-eating lizards out there that will do just fine.

I'll take this opportunity to post Jonathon Spectre's Rule of Pets again: If an animal could effortlessly kill you, don't have it as a pet.

Pit bull? Bad.
Chicken? Good.
King cobra? Bad.
Guinea pig? Good.

Follow this rule and you'll never be in the newspaper saying, "But it was always so sweet before it ate (insert the person/people it ate)."

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:29

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

JonathonSpectre posted:

Why are people discriminating against me for owning this Nile crocodile? I have a spirit-bond with it and so can take it to the park leashless. What do you mean I shouldn't let it crouch in the kiddie pool with its slitted eyes narrowed and its jaws slightly agape as it gathers its power to surge forward and repeatedly drag the children into the water in an explosion of spray and screams? You're just a BREED RACIST! It's not the prehistoric reptile's instinct to kill and eat IT'S THE OWNER.

A blue-tongued skink is every bit as likely to do what my Nile crocodile did to all those children, after all, it is also a LIZARD. GOD.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:34

megallica: Nov 4, 2008; Oh god, my brain is full of BEES!!

JonathonSpectre posted:

I'll take this opportunity to post Jonathon Spectre's Rule of Pets again: If an animal could effortlessly kill you, don't have it as a pet.

Pit bull? Bad.
Chicken? Good.
King cobra? Bad.
Guinea pig? Good.

Follow this rule and you'll never be in the newspaper saying, "But it was always so sweet before it ate (insert the person/people it ate)."

I dunno, if that chicken killed a man, that would probably make it to the paper. Ive seen some pretty jacked chickens. Specially when they do PCP.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:38

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

are there any actual science articles on dog breed aggression or is this entire thing just a bunch of huffy dipshits yelling back and forth

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:45

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

Seriously, why would you choose a pit bull over any other breed? The answer is that you (not so?) secretly want a dog that is good at murder right? But you're just banking in it never murdering you, the owner?

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:45

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Guinea pigs are a poo poo tier pet for garbage human beings. Please refer to Kuato�s now goldmined thread on this topic to know more

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JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

Smash it Smash hit posted:

This child was eaten by my crocodile but that's OK because IT'S NOT THE BREED IT'S THE OWNER.

poo poo.

Wait.

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Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

are there any actual science articles on dog breed aggression or is this entire thing just a bunch of huffy dipshits yelling back and forth

There have been several dogs submitted for peer review itt

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