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EugeneJ posted:Is there like a traditionalist offshoot of Catholicism that ignores recent Catholic decrees It's the one with all the pedo, drunken priests. You miss Father O'leary don't you my son?
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Pick posted:This pope treats religion like a useless feel-good scam product like chiropracty, which imho can sell you some religion to dumb fucks easily swayed by movie trailers and etc, but for those of us who are actually catholic and actually believe, we know our religion is supposed to be our spiritual guidance for the enrichment of our souls not another fuckng hugbox Not to derail here but the correct term is "Chiropractic," as in "I know a dude who studies Chiropractic and practices Chiropractic." It doesn't make any goddamn sense and shits all over English suffix structure, and it should be called "Chiropracty" or "Chiropracticism" or something but it's not. But what can you expect from people who center their life around feel good scam bullshit. I mean other than claiming no-fairsies on hell it's not real anymore, that is. A Fancy Hat posted:For people bemoaning the lack of Hell - isn't nonexistence at least equally terrifying a prospect? I'd say they're both lovely compared to an eternity just chilling and doing cool or interesting stuff on your own terms, but just not existing is a whole lot better than being tormented for eternity with no hope of escape or relief. You were not existing for a pretty good long while before you were born after all. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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a bloo bloo my religion isn't otherizing people hard enough.
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The Glumslinger posted:The truth is they just moved Hell to Earth, and didn't tell anyone
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EugeneJ posted:Is there like a traditionalist offshoot of Catholicism that ignores recent Catholic decrees Angry middle aged Catholics who post on facebook. A lot of "Not my Pope!" and "Why isn't he condemning all other religions to Hell any more???" floating around since he became Pope.
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Pick posted:This pope treats religion like a useless feel-good scam product like chiropracty, which imho can sell you some religion to dumb fucks easily swayed by movie trailers and etc, but for those of us who are actually catholic and actually believe, we know our religion is supposed to be our spiritual guidance for the enrichment of our souls not another fuckng hugbox pope: repent or God will ERADICATE YOUR SOUL catholic: what the gently caress is this pussy rear end poo poo
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pope wins accolades from people who arent Catholic, will never be Catholic, and will forgot about this in a day
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SickZip posted:pope wins accolades from people who arent Catholic, will never be Catholic, and will forgot about this in a day Lol yeah
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But it will get a lot of tweets
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Sending the majority of people to eternal torment is like the biggest contradiction to the 'benevolent god' idea. Frank is just telling some hard truths. Negative nellies need to shut the gently caress up.
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Pick posted:This pope treats religion like a useless feel-good scam product like chiropracty, which imho can sell you some religion to dumb fucks easily swayed by movie trailers and etc, but for those of us who are actually catholic and actually believe, we know our religion is supposed to be our spiritual guidance for the enrichment of our souls not another fuckng hugbox see you in ; hell, bithc
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A Fancy Hat posted:For people bemoaning the lack of Hell - isn't nonexistence at least equally terrifying a prospect? You won't know, that's the point. I'm an atheist, believe me it's not a comfort to be one at all. Life has no loving meaning, really.
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Lifes meaning is to have lots of fun and hopefully die in a quick fun way
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hemale in pain posted:Lifes meaning is to have lots of fun and hopefully die in a quick fun way ive been dead since the beginning of time now its time to fukkin party cause im going back soon
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hemale in pain posted:Lifes meaning is to have lots of fun and hopefully die in a quick fun way  I want to go to the Church of Hemale.
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curlys gold posted:ive been dead since the beginning of time now its time to fukkin party cause im going back soon 
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CNA posted:On Thursday the Holy See stated that a reported interview between Pope Francis and an Italian journalist, which claims the Pope denied the existence of hell, should not be considered an accurate depiction of Francis’ words, but the author’s own “reconstruction.” Apparently the guy who wrote the article does this all the time. He interviews people and then writes their answers in his own words, so maybe Hell still exists. I thought everyone liked this Pope. I like him. He seems nice. But I'm also not Catholic, like that other poster said.
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I am a former alter boy who now worships satan. I like this pope.
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Remember when popes used to assassinate each other nonstop in the middle ages?
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old beast lunatic posted:alter boy the name of my drag revue
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I used to fall asleep and forget to ring that stupid bell because I was up all night playing mortal kombat
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I have deep sympathy for all catholics who are spending like every night this week doing incredibly boring poo poo.
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Benevolent new testament style god is all loving, and his followers are meant to see forgiveness and mercy as the primary virtues he embodied when manifesting on earth. But also he has set up an eternity of suffering and sick rear end medieval style torture for people who gently caress up.
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I doubt the public will look favorably on the next Pope who reinstates Hell
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Hell is the loving boredom you endure as an altar boy doing the stations of the cross.
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A Fancy Hat posted:For people bemoaning the lack of Hell - isn't nonexistence at least equally terrifying a prospect? I dunno dude that's basically the goal of you're a Buddhist!
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Being a catholic is so loving boring I almost wished a priest would rape me.
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old beast lunatic posted:Being a catholic is so loving boring I almost wished a priest would rape me. Maybe that's the problem with the priests. They rape to break the tedium. Use the tithe to buy them pinball machines or something IMO.
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old beast lunatic posted:I used to fall asleep and forget to ring that stupid bell because I was up all night playing mortal kombat did they let you sit down for that? during the stage where we hit the bell/chimes, we were kneeling on the sides of the alter facing inward, so we were in profile to the audience. true embarrassing story of youth: i used to be paralyzed with fear at getting a boner when we were kneeling like that since i was convinced that everyone would somehow be able to see my robes tenting and as a teenage boy i had next to no control over it. i basically spent that entire 10 minute phase of mass concentrating on the most horrific images id ever seen and would regularly gently caress up hitting the 3 chimes because i was thinking about pictures of the rwandan genocide (or whatever) too hard
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A Fancy Hat posted:For people bemoaning the lack of Hell - isn't nonexistence at least equally terrifying a prospect? not really no, I would take nonexistence over many possible existences on earth let alone going to hell
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SickZip posted:did they let you sit down for that? I was actually kneeling. I somehow was so bored I managed to fall asleep while kneeling and not fall over and I forgot to ring my bell.
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Pick posted:This pope treats religion like a useless feel-good scam product like chiropracty, which imho can sell you some religion to dumb fucks easily swayed by movie trailers and etc, but for those of us who are actually catholic and actually believe, we know our religion is supposed to be our spiritual guidance for the enrichment of our souls not another fuckng hugbox
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Zane posted:heh. unlike every other civilization in history on this stupid gay earth, egyptians, hittites, mayans, greeks, iranians, chinese, algonquians etc., etc., each at one time or another with their own ancient and unimpeachable understanding of the universe, i know what's REALLY going on. everyone else is very foolish and superficial but i'm very smart and profound. Not to mention all the people who were members of the same religious denomination whose understanding evolved over its 2000-year history. They spent 1950 years being wrong about everything but they finally nailed it until this new guy came along and hosed it up.
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Tetracube posted:not really no, I would take nonexistence over many possible existences on earth let alone going to hell nonexistence never bothered me in the slightest in all the years before 1984
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old beast lunatic posted:I have deep sympathy for all catholics who are spending like every night this week doing incredibly boring poo poo. ty 
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Maybe God actually is super chill and just wants us to treat everyone with respect and not be literal monsters to each other? And as long as you do this, you get to Heaven or reincarnated or turn into a space dolphin or whatever. But if you're an rear end in a top hat you just get deleted from existence - God would rather delete that poo poo than bother wasting his time punishing you.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The pope is taking credit for destroying hell but it was actually the Doomguy who was responsible. I am glad that he ripped and tore until it was done.
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I also had to give up kissing my cat on the mouth for Lent
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I threaten my kids with Catholicism. "Oh you want to complain do you!? Keep it up and I'll send you to grandma's house. She'll make you go to ash Wednesday, holy Thursday, good Friday and easter Sunday mass. You will know the true meaning of pain." I'm sure there's some poo poo on saturday too I forget. Catholisim is loving child abuse even without the rape.
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