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Uncle at Nintendo posted:mine is almost 20 (i never bothered to register on any other websites) noice my dream is a 9/11/2001 reg date, but those days are long gone
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Lowtax quoted and laughed at a post i made once in 2005. Also the entire main cast of the cancelled animal planet tv show "call of the wildman" including turtleman's dog follow me on twitter and talk to me. I dont even care that they are undoubtedly unpaid animal planet interns, i am still going to talk to the dog.
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Last year I got THREE prizes from a stuffed animal claw machine in one grab. They were poo poo of course (the claw machines that actually work are universally terrible, prize-wise) but this old dude saw me do it and said “drat!” I had a pretty happy toddler that day. Also, I too evaded the police once. I was maybe 17 and on a rural “highway” going about seventy around a lengthy bend when I met a statie who immediately turned on the lights and went to pull a u-turn. Being a complete idiot, I gunned it and took a convenient dirt side-road just before he came back into view and sped by. I was late for something because I decided it best to take an extremely convoluted route after that, but it was worth it. My old man would’ve killed me.
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One day I'm going to show up at work and everyone's going to be in a panic saying "If only we had someone who can beat the Nasty Gatekeeper in Dynamite Headdy!" and then it is GO TIME.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:My dog died a year ago today and I haven't yet let myself slip into a psychosis so deep that I become president just so I can i didnt read yr full post but youre proud that your dog died, huh
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. I'm pretty proud of that! I feel like that is a significant accomplishment!
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i dont usually make threads but i made a goldmined thread just because a mod was offering sa swag you cant get anymore in a weekly contest. it was so easy
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When I was about 6 my granddad took me to the pub, and they had an arcade machine of turtles in time. The turtles were extremely my poo poo back then, and my granddad knew I was into computer games so let me have 50p for a go. I racked up a big crowd because I got so far, and remember at one point someone saying "he's not even tall enough to see the screen and he's winning!". My granddad sat watching from afar, smoking a pipe and smashing pints.
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Lowtax regdate is my birthday
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my thread mocking conservatives got a couple of really bad posters probated for a week
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Same. I cheated though (two were exes). I had the trifecta of current girlfriend at the time, ex girlfriend and random.
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i used my connections in the govt to have a licensed builder called in to the regulator for a tribunal because he called me a human being.
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i volunteer my time at a camp for kids with chronic illnesses
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Every single one of my turds including the ones in gbs
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Geocaching and bonding both of those lovely braided rope swings from the book of Luke.
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I am not proud of anything/I have nothing to be proud of.
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:I am not proud of anything/I have nothing to be proud of.
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Spinster posted:Umm... that av 
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May 17, 2018 15:22
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I’m in the original comments section on goatse.
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I don't do it often, but 2 out of 3 times, I can poach a pretty good egg.
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My dead, gay son
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soy posted:I’m in the original comments section on goatse. I'm the ring
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I know the name and color and actor of every power ranger and like ~20 of the ones from the Japanese version.
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my old counterstrike spray: I made it myself
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May 17, 2018 18:50
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Vim Fuego posted:my old counterstrike spray: This owns. I'm proud of memorizing my way around the video game version of nurburgring
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scott zoloft posted:i volunteer my time at a camp for kids with chronic illnesses I'm proud of you. I'm way too lazy to volunteer. I need to change that.
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I'm very good at betting horse races, I make good money doing it but it really bores the poo poo out of other people. Sounds weird but I'm really into it and it's pretty much all I've been doing for the past couple of years (stopped playing video games, golfing, and don't fish nearly as much as I used to)...I have one other friend that's into "playing the ponies" but nobody else cares. The Kentucky Derby is amateur hour, people throw parties, jump up and down because the number they drew out of a hat paid them $50, tried to get people interested in placing a real bet but they don't want to "throw away money" poo poo, i made $1,400 off $84 worth of bets. I'm proud of it but I also don't want to be "that guy" wearing a green visor, chewing on an old unlit cigar stub with my face buried in a daily racing form.
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I was/am really good at self-teaching me things so all throughout grad school I barely went to class (during my masters when there were still classes) except for handing in homework and exams and coasted by with B/B+ grades. Multiple times professors complained that I need to come to lectures but I still did well on their exams, and I ended up finishing my PhD in an equally half-assed way. Which I guess I'm kind of proud of in the sense that "that shouldn't be possible" but in hindsight it was really stupid considering I filled my time not being in class with copious amounts of steel reserve/four loko and endless hours on maplestory. That halfass attitude is too easy to carry over into real jobs and it's better to make being a "tryhard" a habit.
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Vim Fuego posted:my old counterstrike spray: I'd be proud of that too.
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I mocked the Air Force for their stupid tweet and this dude is real mad at me. This made me proud.
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I quoted a post saying the n-word in the Cubs world series thread when they won and caught a probation like 2 weeks later.
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Sponge Baathist posted:I quoted a post saying the n-word in the Cubs world series thread when they won and caught a probation like 2 weeks later.
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My ambulance partner offered to buy Mexican food if i bought condoms and did her in the ambulance.
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The_end posted:condoms
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I mocked the Air Force for their stupid tweet and this dude is real mad at me. This made me proud. Couldn't he get in trouble for, I dunno...wasting the FBI's time?
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The_end posted:My ambulance partner offered to buy Mexican food if i bought condoms and did her in the ambulance. Well?
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Supeoned in Texas & sequestered in Memphis.
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