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Weather's getting colder. Time for the annual prostatitis.
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I wish you were all dead, too. 
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Oct 6, 2018 17:25
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remember being able to drink
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Oct 6, 2018 17:26
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Remember not knowing what heartburn was?
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Oct 6, 2018 17:26
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Being 30 kind of owns honestly. I've got a decent career with reasonable pay and I'm to just settle in and coast through the next 8 years of life without causing too much of a fuss.
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Oct 6, 2018 17:29
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"Oh, I probably shouldn't lift this, I'm going to feel sore in the morning" age.
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Oct 6, 2018 17:30
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Also "I regularly post on the Somethingawful.com forums"
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Oct 6, 2018 17:32
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Korthal posted:"Oh, I probably shouldn't lift this, I'm going to feel sore in the morning" age. "Nh-huhh!" *incapable of getting up from a seat anymore without making noises*
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Oct 6, 2018 17:42
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I don't wish I was dead, I wish everyone else was. get the gently caress outta my way
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Oct 6, 2018 17:52
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Oct 6, 2018 17:54
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I feel fine. I feel better than I did in my 20s.
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Oct 6, 2018 17:59
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For some of us entering our 30's is a chance to panic about not having thought we'd ever make it this far. Like, gently caress, do I need to plan as far ahead as my 40's now? I could be dead by then!
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Oct 6, 2018 17:59
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Every single one of close friends started balding so they shaved their heads completely. Since I won the genetic hair lottery I refuse to cut my princely mane. When we're out on the town I look like the prison bitch of a group of skinheads.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:01
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r u ready to WALK posted:I just wish I was 15 again Zane fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Oct 6, 2018 |
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Oct 6, 2018 18:06
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30s has been the best part of my life. Lol if you peaked as a teenager, holy poo poo.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:25
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Remember not knowing what heartburn was? Pepperoni we were friends
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Oct 6, 2018 18:37
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5 hours of sleep a day is just not enough anymore.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:47
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australian music is making me insane
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Oct 6, 2018 18:48
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For two years in a row I have forgotten exactly how old I'm turning on my birthday.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:53
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LethalGeek posted:30s has been the best part of my life. Lol if you peaked as a teenager, holy poo poo. same, life’s good. looking forward to some fun new challenges too
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Oct 6, 2018 18:53
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Oh man, that pep pizza looks amazing. Let me just grab a sli..... oh poo poo, have I had my fiber yet today? drat, no fiber yet. Can't eat that pizza until I get some fiber in me, or I'll have kamikaze turbo-shits for the next 8 hours.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:53
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LethalGeek posted:30s has been the best part of my life. Lol if you peaked as a teenager, holy poo poo. Also this
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Oct 6, 2018 18:54
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RobattoJesus posted:In my 20s I was posting with one hand while rhythmically soothing a fleshy pink sack of meat with the other. wtf dude dont jerk off your baby
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Oct 6, 2018 18:55
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but now the fleshy pink sack of meat is a baby.
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Hearing a song that you haven't heard since your teens, and it brings a shitload of good memories and feelings from that time. And then you make a note to never listen to that song again because you know pretty loving well that those times will never return. And not in a "life sucks now" kinda way, just that that specific type of good vibes is no longer within your reach.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:57
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Icochet posted:Hearing a song that you haven't heard since your teens, and it brings a shitload of good memories and feelings from that time. music from when i was a teen was loving terrible, and there is so much better poo poo now and it’s all at the tap of a phone screen instantly forever lol life has so many stages and they are all potentially fun and unique and new, quit being a bunch of whiney babies and enjoy it all
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Oct 6, 2018 19:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
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Oct 6, 2018 19:10
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:also if you had a high metabolism say goodbye to that and say hello to actually watching what you eat like all the other schlubs Yeah I went from perpetually skinny 20s guy to overweight 31 year old guy. I feel like I stress less about poo poo every year though so at least age brings the bonus of giving less fucks about stupid poo poo
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Oct 6, 2018 19:11
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naem posted:music from when i was a teen was loving terrible, and there is so much better poo poo now and it’s all at the tap of a phone screen instantly forever lol Sorry about your poo poo childhood, naem
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Oct 6, 2018 19:13
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30's owns. I own a home and am saving for lakefront property in the finger lakes. Have wife and small boy. Life is what you make it. I like to learn new things. For example i am learning to cook better. Just last night i completed my masterpiece which is a cannelini bean sou p with a mirapoix base and bay leaves/rosemary and a nice baguette. My contribution to the recipe was purple potatoes pureed so that instead of a creamy white color the soup was brown. I call it "tuscan diarrhea"
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Oct 6, 2018 19:17
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Now that I'm 30, it is my obligation to document the long forgotten epoch of 10 years ago, lest it be forgotten by future generations.
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Oct 6, 2018 19:17
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Take good care of your bowels. Pooping becomes glorious as you approach 40. That thing you want to do as a career likely has little to do with your degree, so get a degree in a field that makes lots of money. Most of your best friends are self serving pricks, that will happily sell you out. Find the ones that aren't.
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Oct 6, 2018 19:52
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Don't go bowling. Go ski jumping.
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Oct 6, 2018 19:53
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showing pictures of your kids to people who don't care but you know they don't care but you don't care that they don't care
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Oct 6, 2018 19:58
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Icochet posted:Sorry about your poo poo childhood, naem sorry about your poo poo now internet guy
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Oct 6, 2018 20:10
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Rakosi posted:i think you just eat less tbh yeah i don't disagree
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Oct 6, 2018 20:11
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I was talking to a guy about his new snow blower the other day and we were both getting jazzed up and that's when I realized I am in my 30's. My partner and I (you can't call them a GF in yoiur 30s) have decent jobs and no kids so 
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Oct 6, 2018 20:23
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Nooner posted:Jeeze nice humble brag about getting some puss 14 years ago Hey they are different ages so I've had sex twice buddy
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Oct 6, 2018 20:26
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naem posted:sorry about your poo poo now internet guy Forums poster naem rising above the feeling of melancholic nostalgia with their magnificent present existence. naem has Spotify.
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Oct 6, 2018 20:38
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30's is loving dope as hell, especially when you tell the early 20's people "hey, that thing you're doing will spectacularly blow up in your face" then they do it anyway and it does and they think you're a sage when in reality they're loving stupid. Also being a sage is cool.
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Oct 6, 2018 20:46
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Druids are cooler
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