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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Caesar Saladin posted:

its not like britney spears released some of the best pop songs of her generation or anything

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Obsidianheart posted:

Tits
rear end
Legs

loving gorgeous 10 gigawatt smile that would light up the moon.

Knew what she was packing.

Sir this is not a KFC drive through, this is a mcdonalds.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

They definitely would have been just as popular if performed by a schlubby swedish man, they would have sounded just as good too and the music videos would have been even better

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I never got why she was considered so attractive, honestly. She obviously was but not in a "would trade away a testicle for a flash of boob" way.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
It's because she had a huge hog.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

She was cute and sweet and good at acting like there was something there.

"The Misfits" is really good, though.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
hot, banged the president, and by proxy, made YOU want to bang her. she was happy, smiling, and feminine. lol. what the gently caress kind of thread is this

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

hot, banged the president, and by proxy, made YOU want to bang her. she was happy, smiling, and feminine. lol. what the gently caress kind of thread is this
GBS hates women

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I don't find her attractive. Maybe if she lost a few pounds, and was still alive. Modern day Marilyn.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
itt goons lie about not wanting to bang Marilyn Monroe

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS hates women

*nods*


Moridin920 posted:

itt goons lie about not wanting to bang Marilyn Monroe

JFK'S LEFTOVERS?! *leaves thread disgusted,looking back at thread as he's leaving to see if it looks back but still disgusted, slowly and dramatically closing the door on the thread but still taking a tiny peek as the door shuts*

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




She had charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

Also she was fine af

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/974788423474020352?s=19

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




god she was such a baller

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

A potato/burlap sack!

Y'all are so young.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS hates women

i couldn't put my finger on why this thread made me so butthurt but this is it, i should just be more cynical

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm more of an Audrey Hepburn type of guy.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Caesar Saladin posted:

i couldn't put my finger on why this thread made me so butthurt but this is it, i should just be more cynical

GBS doesn't hate women. We talk about chick poo poo all the time.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Gaunab posted:

I'm more of an Audrey Hepburn type of guy.

extremely :same:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS hates women

Genesplicer is gonna put you on probation for this bro

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Even if it got her murdered, the JFK serenade was ballsy as hell and fearless.

If only she lived in a modern era where presidents openly bang interns and pornstars and don't get offed by ice bullet assassin squads.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I was speaking at a conference on coranado island and they put me up in the Ronald Reagan suite. They said Marilyn stayed there too. I never saw the ghost, so I’m not sure. The Butler was kick rear end and it had a grand piano in the living area, so I think she slept in my bed tbh.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
That's really cool but it means you also slept in uh... Ronald Reagans bed.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Who What Now posted:

The real question is what was so loving great about Princess Di?

you shady bitch

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Do you think it's weird to sleep in beds other than your own?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



This rules

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

lizardman posted:

Did she even do anything besides get her skirt blown upward and sing happy birthday in a sluttily way to the president?

Big tits, nice face, round rear end, dumb blonde (or looked and acted like one), pretty submissive.

And never grew old.

What's not to like?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
She had an rear end in a top hat that wouldn't quit.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

She was a mystery. That's why everyone still loves her.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Valko posted:

That's really cool but it means you also slept in uh... Ronald Reagans bed.

That was a downside. Other than that it was p cool, I was in awe. Bougie af, 17 rooms lol we held conference parties in my room for a week. Flew my fiancé out bc she’s a huge Marilyn fan. I didn’t know what hotel del Coronado was before I arrived. But after I knew why... some like it hot.


Go to bed Burt

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like Some Like It Hot, OP. I also like Arsenic and Old Lace, but she's not in that one. You should still watch it imo.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F34Dhzluf4M

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Imagine her twitter account

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Egbert Souse posted:

She's great in The Misfits, her last movie. Directed by John Huston from an Arthur Miller screenplay, also stars Clark Gable, Montgomery Clift, and Eli Wallach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeuxP5HY070

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

She hated 'Some Like it Hot' and was a royal terror on the set. Or so I've read.

Now, 'The Misfits' is even worse...but even better. I'm serious. You got Clark Gable, that gay guy from the other movie, horses, Vegas. What's not to like? I think it's Clark. Pretty sure. Might be another guy, but you get the idea.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Im the potato sack.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

BigBadSteve posted:

Im the potato sack.

Funny thing is, that outfit, down to the shoes, would rock today.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Funny thing is, that outfit, down to the shoes, would rock today.

It's called style. If you can carry it off, you got it.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I changed my mind about her when I saw the potato sack photo. Literal goddess, murder me so I can look upon her in heaven and die again.

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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

BigBadSteve posted:

Im the potato sack.

Were you the Buddha in your last life?

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