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Chunky or Smooth?
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I'm a filthy loving independent centerist that refuses to choose sides.
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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Blistex posted:

Prefer toned, smooth butts to chunky, cellulite butts.

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Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pussy - smooth.
Peanut butter - chunky.
OJ - smooth.
Poop - smooth, the "angel poo poo" that just drops out without leaving a trace on the TP. Codeine helps to achieve it, but one poo poo a week is NOT enough.

Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

I hope they are photoshopped - those arses look like pecan nuts.

Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ohyesitsme posted:

I hope they are photoshopped - those arses look like pecan nuts.

Actually, they look more like scrotums than butts. Something has gone terribly wrong.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ohyesitsme posted:

Actually, they look more like scrotums than butts. Something has gone terribly wrong.

They wish their balls were that big instead of the size and texture of sunflower seeds.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


JebanyPedal posted:

I eat chunky peanut butter straight out of the jar at work.

:same:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


very effective buttfucker traps

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018

This is what my rear end looks like walking over to the toilet after my boyfriend fills me up with his hot seed

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The correct answer is Goku OP :colbert:

Maybe the next time you post a poll you'll remember to keep the old ways of this dead gay forum.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

goku moar liek gopoo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Joe Mama Poonana posted:

goku moar liek gopoo

:boom::chanpop::worship::piaa::vince:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Data posted:

This is what my rear end looks like walking over to the toilet after my boyfriend fills me up with his hot seed

Thought very hard about this post Big Data

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

drat even their butts look like a clenched fist.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Now I don't need to wonder what a butt made out of slim-jims would look like.

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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my PB chunky

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