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This hasn't wound up a triple corpsing with one self inflicted? Welp I'm out  .
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Tony Snark posted:This hasn't wound up a triple corpsing with one self inflicted? We have no idea yet. I'm assuming only one body until OP posts or TFR gets investigated again
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Jan 11, 2019 06:27
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So the consensus so far is the OP should get a dog to wield the gun for him?
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Jan 11, 2019 08:33
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what is this doing in pyf. as someone who gave up their firearms to get psychological help; go get some fuckin' psychological help OP. don't get a gun OH MY GOD don't go get a gun
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Jan 11, 2019 09:14
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Fill the void with food.
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Jan 11, 2019 09:29
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OP get yourself a nice boyfriend
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Caedus posted:what is this doing in pyf. as someone who gave up their firearms to get psychological help; go get some fuckin' psychological help OP. don't get a gun OH MY GOD don't go get a gun I think it's a BYOBus: a thread that journeys through each board, one by one, so all can experience the wonder and sense of discovery.
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Jan 11, 2019 13:04
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not remotely as cool as chicken cheese though 
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sneakyfrog posted:not remotely as cool as chicken cheese though Now there is an idea. Hey OP, go buy a military surplus Volvo truck and start 4-wheeling. Get dirty, make friends, drink beer, make some chickencheese, go back to work on Monday hungover, well-fed, and happy.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I think it's a BYOBus: a thread that journeys through each board, one by one, so all can experience the wonder and sense of discovery. this type of thing used to (maybe still does?) happen pretty often, it's cool to hang in the thread as it travels from forum to forum, hence 'posting in a traveling thread!!' OP do not buy a gun, pet, companion, case of natty light, etc. just chill. as a wise man once said, just repeat to yourself, "I should really just relax!"
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Slippery posted:this type of thing used to (maybe still does?) happen pretty often, it's cool to hang in the thread as it travels from forum to forum, hence 'posting in a traveling thread!!' I feel smoking a joint would do him good. 
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I hope the thread travels to C-SPAM so OP will notice what's happening and come back. (His post history says he posts there)
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Hmmm.... "Last Post Jan 10, 2019 6:09 AM" Yeah send this to CSPAM or the last forum he's posted in. We gotta make sure we get photos of his new dog / cat / rat / bat / pet, etc.
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Jan 12, 2019 05:02
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You could always take this to Games or something, since he needs something to do with his time instead of
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Jan 12, 2019 09:59
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It's easy to make a new ex using some chicken wire and household trash.
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Mephiston posted:You could always take this to Games or something, since he needs something to do with his time instead of
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Push El Burrito posted:It's easy to make a new ex using some chicken wire and household trash. 21st century wire mother ahoy!
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OP, the next sumo tournament starts today (Sunday). You can follow along here. I recommend skipping the intro video and getting straight to the bouts. Jason is a good presenter for a novice, he'll teach you a lot about this most noble of combat sports. I found that when I had a painful breakup it helped to have a new hobby to focus on instead of the howling darkness within. If you want to start recognizing the guys, pay attention to the color of the loin cloth.
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Living somewhere where gun culture isn't a thing, it's always kinda weird to see people say "I need a gun to protect myself". People here use their fists, or sometimes grab a knife if they're really serious. It's a lot harder to accidentally shoot yourself in the dick with a knife.
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Picnic Princess posted:Living somewhere where gun culture isn't a thing, it's always kinda weird to see people say "I need a gun to protect myself". yes, but you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gun fight. metaphors aren't supposed to be literal tho >.<
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if you are from somewhere where guns arent normal though i can kinda get that.
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sneakyfrog posted:if you are from somewhere where guns arent normal though i can kinda get that. makes perfect sense the older, tamer countries that have outgrown being idiots. then they get senile and brexit
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at least its stabbytime and not double digit casualties though except for societal retardation 
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sneakyfrog posted:at least its stabbytime and not double digit casualties though except for societal retardation I wasn't defending the guns, or casting judgement in either direction. It is a problem here in the US, but I'm pretty sure we aren't the only nation with guns.
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i was remarking on its just weird that its like kind of a literal part of our culture. (guns) wasnt provocation pal just me stating things most likely badly.
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this argument would have likely never happened if everyone had a gun
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or a boat
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RFC2324 posted:yes, but you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gun fight. I never metaphor I didn't like
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RFC2324 posted:or a boat Are you aware that owning a boat makes you way more likely to be involved in a boating accident? Makes you think.
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My favorite way to replace my ex is via copious amounts of pizza topped with pineapples.
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if that were a adequate partner replacement id stay single
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how do you deal with the cheese burns tho?
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You're carrying a printer for her (in a completely transparent attempt to have sex with her), and she's using you for the emotional support she doesn't get from her boyfriend. She wants to have her cake (emotional support, help with chores, glossy full-colour a4) and eat it (get railed by methachad) too. Grow a spine, walk away, find some other person to put your dick in. Or murder the boyfriend in pre-meditated 'self-defence'; that's bound to make her want you again (it won't, she doesn't, grow a spine, walk away, get a laser printer for mad savings). Honestly, if you get a gun, the only person you're going to shoot is yourself, because you are clearly spiraling into a murder suicide, and judging by your posting, you'd get the bullets the wrong way round. TheMaskedUgly fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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TheMaskedUgly posted:You're carrying a printer for her (in a completely transparent attempt to have sex with her), and she's using you for the emotional support she doesn't get from her boyfriend. Real talk: I got a cheap black and white laser printer in college back in like 07 and still haven't had to replace the toner cartridge. If I'd gotten an ink jet just the periodic self clean would have exhausted multiple cartridges. Lasers are far and away best for occasional use.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Real talk: I got a cheap black and white laser printer in college back in like 07 and still haven't had to replace the toner cartridge. If I'd gotten an ink jet just the periodic self clean would have exhausted multiple cartridges. Lasers are far and away best for occasional use. and if it starts acting dry or something, you can pull the toner cartridge, tap it a few times, and get another year of printing
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On the topic of printer chat i wonder what a high school would do if a student turned in a paper printed via dot matrix printer on fanfold paper
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Slippery posted:On the topic of printer chat i wonder what a high school would do if a student turned in a paper printed via dot matrix printer on fanfold paper You'd lose points if you didn't tear off the little bits on the side of the paper, or if it was illegible. Or at least you would if you handed it in to me. If you did tear it off, it's not like you could tell what it was printed on.
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seaborgium posted:You'd lose points if you didn't tear off the little bits on the side of the paper, or if it was illegible. Or at least you would if you handed it in to me. If you did tear it off, it's not like you could tell what it was printed on. What if it was landscape printed?
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Came here hoping OP was looking for advice on how to murder his ex. Left disappointed but wanting a pet quail.
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PYF Drinks For Breaking It Off With Your Ex: 1) Old Fashioned- so you can ruminate on how you're a gentleman, not like her new boyfriend 2) Painkiller- to dull the ache you get in your chest every time you think about her new boyfriend 3) Trinidad Sour- a full shot of Angostura is almost as bitter as you feel toward her new boyfriend
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