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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fried Watermelon posted:

Why do americans let this happen?

lmao do you actually think the non-ruling class has any say in anything whatsoever? lmao

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John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

i really want the government to end because this is one of the longest benders i've ever been on and I don't think I can sustain it much longer. I have been hammered since christmas eve. When I don't have to go anywhere the next day my brain automatically goes in to "got to get lit, make sure there is more liquor in the house that i can drink without dying and let's get busy" mode.

That's not a "bender", that's alcoholism.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

John_A_Tallon posted:

That's not a "bender", that's alcoholism.

well, yeah, but alcholics can still go on benders. Normally I am more restrained and make sure I'm not too hung over to last through a meeting. When I know basically nobody else will be in the office that downgrades to just making sure I can drive to work safely, which is a much easier standard to meet.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

keep functioning highly my brother

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m gonna run out of charge numbers that have money left in the budget, in like a week or two. poo poo hits the fan if I can’t charge.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

I’m gonna run out of charge numbers that have money left in the budget, in like a week or two. poo poo hits the fan if I can’t charge.

Surely you can abstain from imposing your scat fetish on prostitutes for a few weeks?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

935 posted:

Have you tried asking your landlor if you can suck his dick in leu of paying rent?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

hattersmad
Feb 21, 2015

In this style, 10/6

Drunk Nerds posted:

Surely you can abstain from imposing your scat fetish on prostitutes for a few weeks?

America: it will be a poo poo situation for SOMEbody

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

I hear the economy's doing really well, try finding a job in the private sector :smugdog:

here's a quote from the_donald, gilded:

Lack of empathy for personal financial hardship is like the most American value there is. How is this a surprise for anyone?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Lack of empathy for personal financial hardship is like the most American value there is. How is this a surprise for anyone?

Unless it’s them, see farmer trumpers

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

well, yeah, but alcholics can still go on benders. Normally I am more restrained and make sure I'm not too hung over to last through a meeting. When I know basically nobody else will be in the office that downgrades to just making sure I can drive to work safely, which is a much easier standard to meet.

That's... not healthy, my dude. :(

Stay safe, okay? Especially worried about the non-sober driving.

hattersmad
Feb 21, 2015

In this style, 10/6

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

I make less than 30k a year. At least half of the people I work with make less than 40k. Most lower level government jobs pay like poo poo. I could work at my local Target and make almost the same amount. Yeah the benefits are pretty nice but they don’t pay your rent or buy your groceries.

Yeah, what gets me is that a lot of the furloughed depend on that (supposedly) reliable income, even if it’s not a lot.

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Lack of empathy for personal financial hardship is like the most American value there is. How is this a surprise for anyone?

Especially with that crowd. If it’s ME getting hurt then it’s an unforgivable injustice, but if it’s someone else then they’re dumb and deserve it.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum

John_A_Tallon posted:

That's not a "bender", that's alcoholism.

benders, being drunk for multiple days in a row including morning drinking, are not below alcoholism. They're alcoholism ++. You can be an alcoholic without ever going on benders.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Has anyone thought to let the American president know about this? Seems like he’d be able to fix this stuff easily, you know to take care of his valuable workers, human capital the most important thing in any organization

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




hattersmad posted:

Especially with that crowd. If it’s ME getting hurt then it’s an unforgivable injustice, but if it’s someone else then they’re dumb and deserve it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/us/florida-government-shutdown-marianna.html posted:

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” she said of Mr. Trump. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

:commissar: :unsmigghh:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I'm receiving all your paychecks but now I just feel sorry for you all

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Has anyone thought to let the American president know about this? Seems like he’d be able to fix this stuff easily, you know to take care of his valuable workers, human capital the most important thing in any organization

It's the evil lords hurting the people again, if only the king knew he'd show them what for.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Lol my grandma sent me $50 she won in bingo because she was was worried about me during the shutdown :3:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Maybe just hire some immigrants to do the governments work ? Just while they reopen

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This government thing clearly isn't working. It costs too dang much, inefficient, employs far too many people. We should outsource the whole thing to some sweatshop imo.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

The absolute idiocy of the shut down was kinda funny, up until the microsecond people missed their first pay check. Gigantic swaths of people live paycheck to paycheck and this shits unforgivable.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well maybe they should have managed their money better :smuggo: now if you'll excuse me i'm off to declare bankruptcy over my failed casino and commit some tax fraud

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

dads friend steve posted:

Gigantic swaths of people live paycheck to paycheck

That this happens in the wealthiest country in the world is also funny

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That this happens in the wealthiest country in the world is also funny

Yeah but not in a ha-ha kinda way

hattersmad
Feb 21, 2015

In this style, 10/6

dads friend steve posted:

The absolute idiocy of the shut down was kinda funny, up until the microsecond people missed their first pay check. Gigantic swaths of people live paycheck to paycheck and this shits unforgivable.

Yeah, and the end doesn’t seem like it’s even in sight yet.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

dads friend steve posted:

The absolute idiocy of the shut down was kinda funny, up until the microsecond people missed their first pay check. Gigantic swaths of people live paycheck to paycheck and this shits unforgivable.

mobs of former gov't workers flooding the gig economy, collecting scooters, delivering overpriced and cold restaurant food, and driving people around while talking about their hobbies.

Trump's America.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
How many furloughed people itt change out of their pjs every day?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I hope the shutdown never ends and the states realize that there's no one in charge and America accidentally balkanizes.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Now would be a perfect time for some courageous little state to separate from the union. Cali? Texas? C'mon.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
It seems like a really bad idea to have this sort of extortion system built into your political system. In most countries when they can't agree on a budget the previous budget just rolls over to the new fiscal year, better luck next year.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

NihilismNow posted:

It seems like a really bad idea to have this sort of extortion system built into your political system. In most countries when they can't agree on a budget the previous budget just rolls over to the new fiscal year, better luck next year.

That's idiotic. If we had a system like that, how would politicians hold millions of people's livelihoods hostage out of sheer pettiness and spite?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Arrhythmia posted:

I hope the shutdown never ends and the states realize that there's no one in charge and America accidentally balkanizes.

it would be a boon for coin collectors

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I'm keeping the 12,000 miles of coastal borders secure but not being paid.

I'm checking bags for bombs at airports and not getting paid.

I'm eating McDonald's and shitposting on Twitter and getting paid.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
McDonald Trump is his most powerful form yet

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's not like the bomb checkers weren't missing 97% of all smuggled bombs when they were paid :shrug:

Ogma
Jun 6, 2003

Let the festivities commence!
Man, TSA already had a poo poo job with poo poo pay. I wouldn't blame them walking out. And it looks like they're doing just that:
https://www.apnews.com/a50e00cb683b4b9697c1c957bae39cd2

I have savings to get through a while longer, but I hope Trump just pulls the drat national emergency handle so we can re-open soon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If Trump manages to kill the whole TSA security theater by accident... Good.

Account McAccount
Mar 30, 2012

*edit: nvm too much detail but in summary: you're all hosed because of this and you don't even realize it

Account McAccount fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 15, 2019

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Account McAccount posted:

*edit: nvm too much detail but in summary: you're all hosed because of this and you don't even realize it

just turn the taps back on, its easy

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