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i don't have any strong opinions because i mostly just slept through temple
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I went down on a girl named Shelly in the church basement around 15 minutes after mass once, pretty sure god has hated me ever since. God gets pissed when anyone else gets some action but what does he do about it? Not a loving thing.
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Mar 16, 2019 05:47
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Kuato posted:I don’t think he’s a very good person tbqh He a really good comedian tho
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Mar 16, 2019 06:30
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it's 2019, not 1920
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Mar 16, 2019 06:32
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I just watched this launch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcMIMRV23Qg The Wideband Global SATCOM system (WGS) is a high capacity satellite communications system planned for use in partnership by the United States Department of Defense (DoD) and the Australian Department of Defence.  The system is composed of the Space Segment satellites, the Terminal Segment users and the Control Segment operators. There is no "god" you dumb gently caress. 
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Mar 16, 2019 06:33
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I'm p sure there's no such thing as God but if there is one the state of the universe gives a lot of credibility to the concept of maltheism.
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Mar 16, 2019 06:36
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Literally nothing in the universe makes sense as the product of all-knowing, benevolent god.
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Mar 16, 2019 06:42
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God is some real bullshit, OP
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Mar 16, 2019 06:45
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I think nothing of that, whats more important is what does this god think about the never ending wars in its name by the 3 religions who all claim to worship the same one? Absolutely 0. chums, so, what does that tell you about a supposedly all powerful deity?
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Mar 16, 2019 06:59
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Had to put my cat down recently. No just God would allow that to happen.
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Mar 16, 2019 07:00
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staberind posted:I think nothing of that, whats more important is what does this god think about the never ending wars in its name by the 3 religions who all claim to worship the same one? He doesn't care about that lame nerd poo poo
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Mar 16, 2019 07:01
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Depending on how you look at it, God either picked a great time or the worst possible time to abandon us.
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Mar 16, 2019 07:10
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what in the hell is he even goddamn doing? I wanna talk to that guys manager
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Mar 16, 2019 07:11
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Doesn't exist or is at least, extremely disappointing and woefully bad at his/her/their/its job. I wish it made sense to believe in a higher power. It'd make life so much easier.
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Mar 16, 2019 07:12
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they say the even star trek movies are the good ones but star trek 5 was awesome
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Mar 16, 2019 07:30
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Nuts and Gum posted:Had to put my cat down recently. No just God would allow that to happen. 
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Mar 16, 2019 07:51
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bring him before me
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Mar 16, 2019 07:58
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The real question you should be asking yourself is what does god think about you?
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Mar 16, 2019 08:27
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Colonel Cancer posted:God has a cold wet nose and big slobbery tongue. My God died a couple weeks ago and I've been crying nonstop ever since  Hopefully I will find a new God to worship soon
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Mar 16, 2019 08:42
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Can’t believe he phoned it in. 7 days to make a whole universe? Lazy
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Mar 16, 2019 10:26
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I was raised in a country where the vast majority of the population does not believe in god or religion so I was free to kind of just make up my own mind on the matter without being influenced growing up and it's fairly obvious it's all bogus. But I guess people need their support systems to get through life
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Mar 16, 2019 10:28
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God isn't real OP (but if it was it'd be bad)
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Mar 16, 2019 10:38
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Well if Pat Robertson believes in God, then so do I. *self flagellates piously
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Mar 16, 2019 14:13
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People who believe in God have tiny weiners.
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Mar 16, 2019 14:46
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People who don't believe in gods also have tiny wieners. Sacrifice to Priapus, today!
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Mar 16, 2019 14:49
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Zeus is a mighty and powerful being - just look at the lightning bolts he throws down. He deserves our respect.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:08
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I can barely comprehend my own existence, the idea of god is too difficult for me to grasp on any level
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Mar 16, 2019 15:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:People who don't believe in gods also have tiny wieners. Sacrifice to Priapus, today! I have a big Weiner! <  >
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Mar 16, 2019 15:19
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I had a religious experience in my mid 20s, right in the middle of a workday. Very akin to how William James described it - transient, ineffable, noetic, and passive. I spent the next few years chasing that insight, spending five days at a monastery in St. Cloud, MN, and praying in the Baha'i temple outside of Chicago; my lightly Lutheran wife was baffled of course. Today God and I are on good terms, I think. Hard to tell, really.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:24
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People who say god doesn't exist are the most insufferable and presumptuous people in the world. I for one really hope that god exists just so the people who think that way can be wrong. It'd be pretty amazing. Also, from a purely sociological perspective god so certainly exists it's not even a loving question.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:30
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Also obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clxtg2pFTQM
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Mar 16, 2019 15:32
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I like how God makes kids die.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:34
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Thots and Prayers posted:I had a religious experience in my mid 20s, right in the middle of a workday. Very akin to how William James described it - transient, ineffable, noetic, and passive. You were just drunk at work, hth Literally A Person posted:Also, from a purely sociological perspective god so certainly exists it's not even a loving question. From a perspective of my butthole god so certainly doesn't it's not even a loving question. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Mar 16, 2019 15:37
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One time at work I thought I had a religious experience. A burning sensation started deep in my belly and slowly spread up and down at the same time. I felt the fire spread down my arms and legs, and into my toes and fingers. It never went above my neck, though. Gradually, the burning subsided and a tingling sensation was left behind, and my whole body was just pulsating in the same rhythm, from torso to fingers to toes. Then I started throwing up and making GBS threads liquid diarrhea out my rear end simultaneously.
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Mar 16, 2019 16:37
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Who What Now posted:From a perspective of my butthole god so certainly doesn't it's not even a loving question. Thus making you an idiot. Sociologically if god doesn't exist then please explain how it is holy wars came about. Please also explain how there are millions upon millions of people who believe in it. What you're saying is akin to saying that race isn't real despite the fact that it's routinely used as a categorical distinction everyday. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Mar 16, 2019 17:15
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I haven't to gone to church in years but I had 2 hymns from my grandfather's funeral stuck in my head for weeks before he fell Ill. I also had a couple of ominous bird encounters around his death- right before he went to the hospital I saw a great horned owl on my neighbor's roof, and when I googled to confirm this the helpful info above the search informed me that it was an omen of death. Then when I visited him at the hospital there was a huge crow in my parking spot. So I'm pretty sure the Christian God and some kind of pagan bird God were both angling for my attention, or maybe it's just the human brain searching for patterns and meaning in retrospect from a couple of strangely ethereal weeks of grief
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Mar 16, 2019 17:20
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Literally A Person posted:Thus making you an idiot. I didn't deny any of this. I'm just saying my bhole is proof a just and loving God doesn't exist.
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Mar 16, 2019 17:23
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Who What Now posted:I didn't deny any of this. I'm just saying my bhole is proof a just and loving God doesn't exist. Just and loving? Yeah, even the people who really believe in god aren't that deluded. I hope.
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Mar 16, 2019 17:25
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Lazy bastard. 6 days of work and then takes a few millenia off.
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Literally A Person posted:Sociologically if god doesn't exist then please explain how it is holy wars came about. Please also explain how there are millions upon millions of people who believe in it. People will embrace any dumbass reason to a) feel like they're better than someone else, and b) feel righteous about inflicting suffering on others.
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