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| IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY PANTS! |
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| shut the gently caress up OP its a public restroom |
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always poop on the clock gettin paid to poop
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Apr 23, 2019 18:12
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there is a bank of 4 stalls in the bathroom at my job. I always take a stall on one of the ends. I want to kill people who decide to poo poo in the stall right next to mine when OBVIOUSLY they should be making GBS threads in ANY of the other ones. Nothing better than hearing someone push out their poo poo 2 feet away from me. gently caress
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Apr 23, 2019 18:13
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neptuneL38 posted:there is a bank of 4 stalls in the bathroom at my job. I always take a stall on one of the ends. I want to kill people who decide to poo poo in the stall right next to mine when OBVIOUSLY they should be making GBS threads in ANY of the other ones. Nothing better than hearing someone push out their poo poo 2 feet away from me. gently caress It's deliberate because they mad you took the king's stall before them. Passive aggressive making GBS threads.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:20
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my fav stalls are in overseas airports or fancy country clubs where its a totally private room and i can bust rear end in supreme comfort and privacy
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Apr 23, 2019 18:46
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Same but snorting drugs. *sniiiiiiff* mmm hmmm yes *sniiiiiff* yeah really mix all the poo-mist and piss-spray into my coke *snoooort* oh yeah now I’m high and got everyone’s disgusting butt bacteria in my sinuses
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Apr 23, 2019 20:39
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Bust Rodd posted:Same but snorting drugs. Are you trying to portray any of this as bad or...?
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Apr 23, 2019 20:54
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neptuneL38 posted:there is a bank of 4 stalls in the bathroom at my job. I always take a stall on one of the ends. I want to kill people who decide to poo poo in the stall right next to mine when OBVIOUSLY they should be making GBS threads in ANY of the other ones. Nothing better than hearing someone push out their poo poo 2 feet away from me. gently caress Ones at the ends are dirtiest/used most.
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Apr 23, 2019 21:32
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Burt Sexual posted:Ones at the ends are dirtiest/used most. pretty much everything in life has poop on it though including your posts!!! 
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Apr 23, 2019 23:05
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Chinatown posted:pretty much everything in life has poop on it though The forums have poop on them because of your posting also lol at the people who got triggered when someone posted the "fake out the shy shitters" trick
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Apr 23, 2019 23:27
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I was at the public library and some guy walked up to a librarian and asked if she had found his lighter that he left in the bathroom. It made me think of that Jacqueline Dempsey goonette
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Apr 24, 2019 00:12
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Chinatown posted:pretty much everything in life has poop on it though Well now it does.
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Apr 24, 2019 00:17
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Burt Sexual posted:A he’s not being truthful i'm 100% serious it was at a bowling alley, and a much bigger guy than me told me to follow him and pressured me to do it thinking i'd like it
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Apr 24, 2019 01:12
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Mnoba posted:i'm 100% serious it was at a bowling alley, and a much bigger guy than me told me to follow him and pressured me to do it thinking i'd like it Well?
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Apr 24, 2019 06:06
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Just slap the phone out his hand when you cross him in the bathroom, OP. People are so loving attached to their phones that there is like a 95% chance that his first reaction will be to go after the phone (rather than throwing a punch); use his disorientation to escape unscathed. Poop talker will learn a valuable lesson. Y’all really need to read Sun Tzu’s treatise, “The Fart of War”, this is some basic-level poo poo.
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Apr 24, 2019 08:28
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Mnoba posted:i'm 100% serious it was at a bowling alley, and a much bigger guy than me told me to follow him and pressured me to do it thinking i'd like it Did you?
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Apr 24, 2019 15:13
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1redflag posted:Just slap the phone out his hand when you cross him in the bathroom, OP. People are so loving attached to their phones that there is like a 95% chance that his first reaction will be to go after the phone (rather than throwing a punch); use his disorientation to escape unscathed. Poop talker will learn a valuable lesson. To get away with it for sure just yell "It's a prank!!"
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Apr 24, 2019 15:37
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"Salesmen" and "important businessmen" really love doing this. Walk into any airport restroom and there are at least 3 guys screaming into their phones, "YEAH I JUST LANDED IN ATLANTA. YEAH. I'M GOING TO THE SUPER SALESMAN CONVENTION. NO, THIS YEAR THEY MOVED IT TO THE SCHLUBMAN CENTER. YOU THERE? YEAH, LAST YEAR THERE WERE THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE THERE AND WE ALL JACKED EACH OTHER OFF....HAHAHA, NO I'M JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE LAST PART. THE SECOND NIGHT THOUGH, SOME OTHER GUYS AND I HIT THE HOOTERS AND THEN WENT TO THE GOLDEN POLE AND TOOK ONE OF THE GALS BACK TO THE HOTEL FOR SOME EIFFEL TOWER ACTION AFTER I CALLED TO TELL THE WIFE AND KIDS GOODNIGHT. I KNOW. BUT WHAT IS A GREAT SALESMAN LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO ON THE ROAD? I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE NEXT WEEK."
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Apr 24, 2019 16:44
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1redflag posted:The Fart of War this is my parody stoner metal bands name ok have some respect
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