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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

I’m at the park and this drunk old man is screaming at his 3 little bloodhounds .


REMMMMYYYYYYY

REMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

This is how cinco de Mayo is celebrated , a day early , and with day drinking .

Don’t doxx me; I’m just really into the Kentucky Derby.

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

1redflag posted:

Don’t doxx me; I’m just really into the Kentucky Derby.

hope it wasn’t you , he started beating the dogs in his backseat and yelling at the top of his lungs . I called animal control /cruelty but he had sped off already ...

what a dick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
There's a margarita place right down the street from me.

Wife is away from the week, I'll sneak off with a filthy beverage to make her jealous. Or something.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Boy you're NOT kidding!!!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

hope it wasn’t you , he started beating the dogs in his backseat and yelling at the top of his lungs . I called animal control /cruelty but he had sped off already ...

what a dick

:(

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Well it's on a Sunday so the elote man or the tamale van probably won't be coming around, might actually have to leave the house for more than 2 minutes. :sigh:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

he’s always doing this poo poo . like I can hear his dogs yelping from my house and he’s always screaming incoherent bullshit . Idk why Dearborn police haven’t arrested him .

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Got a haircut today (on sale $5.99!), skipped using my free burrito credit at pancheros next door. Need to save room for tomorrow.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
what’s a 6 dollar haircut look like

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

what’s a 6 dollar haircut look like

Like I’m ready for cinco de Mayo! Idk they had a half off deal or something randomly, or the hair cutter gal thought I was hot. Doesn’t take much time to run clippers.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Pulcinella di Bund posted:

what’s a 6 dollar haircut look like

A warning.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Micheladas or. Whatever.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i could go for a couple good michis today

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

what’s a 6 dollar haircut look like

A better deal than dinner for 2

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


"Braseros"

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
¡Puta madre! :golfclap:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
making some guac today

avocados were on special $.88 each. got some tortilla land uncooked 'tillas too for some burrito action.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i could really go for a dilla

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



numberoneposter posted:

i could really go for a dilla

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Brian, what is the history of Cinco De Mayo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I just bought some negra modelo

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My ex-girlfriend's birthday is on the 5th of May.

So I will be wishing her a happy day on Facebook.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

BrigadierSensible posted:

My ex-girlfriend's birthday is on the 5th of May.

So I will be wishing her a happy day on Facebook.

Lol

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

Boy you're NOT kidding!!!



Never understood this. I eat spicy Mexican food all the time and never have issues.

Must be the inhabitants of the flyover states that struggle with it.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Rad-daddio posted:

Never understood this. I eat spicy Mexican food all the time and never have issues.

If you haven't had a little burning the next day then it either wasn't that much or wasn't that spicy.

Perhaps it is YOU who is the fly-over state inhabitant. :thunk:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rad-daddio posted:

Never understood this. I eat spicy Mexican food all the time and never have issues.

Must be the inhabitants of the flyover states that struggle with it.

Hmm it may be more of what you eat regularly vs where you live? No way.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If you haven't had a little burning the next day then it either wasn't that much or wasn't that spicy.

Perhaps it is YOU who is the fly-over state inhabitant. :thunk:

No, I regularly eat really spicy stuff. It just doesn't bother me.

I loving wish I lived in the flyover states. Cost of living in Cali is like living inside a drat theme park.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Rad-daddio posted:

No, I regularly eat really spicy stuff. It just doesn't bother me.

I loving wish I lived in the flyover states. Cost of living in Cali is like living inside a drat theme park.

Fair enough. I also don't remember when I first experienced pepper spray shits after eating spicy food, and it also doesn't happen all the time despite eating a lot of spicy stuff. :iiam:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm mowing the grass, not because it Cinco de mayo, but because I was in Tejas last weekend

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rad-daddio posted:

No, I regularly eat really spicy stuff. It just doesn't bother me.

I loving wish I lived in the flyover states. Cost of living in Cali is like living inside a drat theme park.
yes i want to move from the coast to butt gently caress nowhere :rolleyes:

please do

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I tried to get some beef cheek, but they told me I had to go to a store for Mexicans. Pretty loving rude imo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Making barbacoa in the slow cooker for corn tortilla tacos op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its the day!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Pretty quiet in here, everyone is out celebrating with foods and drinks!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ectGlC10IpU

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Pretty quiet in here, everyone is out celebrating with foods and drinks!

I’m doing homework :)

I’d rather be drunk :(

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm8cDP6ddCg

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defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

So... like Mother’s Day, prom weekend, graduation week, super bowl, final four weekend,

You forgot snake bashing day. :goatdrugs:

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