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i want to see a batman film where bruce wayne invests his billions in eliminating poverty. the whole "muggers killed my folks, the solution is to beat up but not kill people" like you fuckin moron, nobody mugs people with guns if they're not sick and desperate. spending his billions on punch toys instead of toppling the inequitable system that gave him billions and left others so desperate they'd murder a couple in front of their kid for a wallet and jewels so batman except he starts a bunch of nonprofits and only rolls out the vigilante justice to kill other billionaires and grafters
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still no terry crews as batman OR james bond??? wtf
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no crews is felix lighter. bond is ronda rousey. jason statham is moneypenny. M is Julianne Moore. Q is MIA (the singer, not the status) the villain is Hope Solo and her mute henchman is ricky gervais Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 23:29 on May 17, 2019 |
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May 17, 2019 23:27
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felix lighter
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May 17, 2019 23:28
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i really want to gently caress him so good
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May 17, 2019 23:28
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underthecube posted:i really want to gently caress him so good
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May 17, 2019 23:28
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none of those characters are heroic while still enforcing western imperialism
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May 17, 2019 23:29
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ya batman gonna sparkle!!!! not a movie i will be interested in seeing. 
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May 17, 2019 23:32
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i want to see a batman film where bruce wayne invests his billions in eliminating poverty. the whole "muggers killed my folks, the solution is to beat up but not kill people" like you fuckin moron, nobody mugs people with guns if they're not sick and desperate. spending his billions on punch toys instead of toppling the inequitable system that gave him billions and left others so desperate they'd murder a couple in front of their kid for a wallet and jewels *billionaire joker smacks his lips, despite having plenty of money for surgery* You see, I am not a monster. It's just the art of the deal.
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May 17, 2019 23:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrIiPcv4_iY
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May 17, 2019 23:39
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Bring back Christian Bale but have Batman be Patrick Bateman's normie alter ego
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May 17, 2019 23:42
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what does batman do if he needs to poo in his suit? im sure after some wicked fights and chases he would need to do an urgent adrenaline fueled bm would he also poo like a bat? a stringy, forceful rope of poo, ejected a fair distance away from his body so it doesn't splater and stain him? does he need to sleep upside down to help with his digestion to achieve this? would all the blood rushing to his head while sleeping for 8 hours effect his retinas and general brain health? are there any bts docos on the dvds that explain this? why doesnt anyone acknowledge bms in these movies
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May 17, 2019 23:46
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numberoneposter posted:go for it terry crews is pretty cool and jacked but not really my type u joke as if i wouldnt invite him, as if u could make mock of my power, and will
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May 17, 2019 23:49
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do batman but with the cast of jackass HI IM BRUCE WAYNE AND WELCOME TO BATMAN!!!! steve-o as robin: *pukes* *farts* duuuuude
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toggle posted:what does batman do if he needs to poo in his suit? im sure after some wicked fights and chases he would need to do an urgent adrenaline fueled bm He actually lusts for the opportunity to skart in his skin tight furry outfit.
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Tiberius Christ posted:i sure am sick of all these bat
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i want to see a batman film where bruce wayne invests his billions in eliminating poverty
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May 18, 2019 00:01
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numberoneposter posted:do batman but with the cast of jackass stevo plays the joker in a music video and he's unironically really fuckin good at it he's a barnum and bailey clown college graduate, which is probably why. also he's nuts the video's just a goofy thing a bunch of minor youtube celebs in LA put together. he steals the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R670fsXYkn8
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May 18, 2019 00:02
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Im Robin's puckered anus.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:stevo plays the joker in a music video and he's unironically really fuckin good at it thanks i have a cat woman fetish now
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May 18, 2019 00:26
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Bring back Val Kilmer.
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May 18, 2019 00:41
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ive met this dude irl and hes super nice and funny so good for him also they probably gave him the role because of his movie-long portrayal of bruce wayne in cosmopolis
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May 18, 2019 00:43
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Remember when people flipped the gently caress out comedic actor Michael Keaton was going to be the next batman? I mean I'm not old enough to fart dust but some of you probably do.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Remember when people flipped the gently caress out comedic actor Michael Keaton was going to be the next batman? i think people were more chill back then about that kind of thing, but also, i dont know because i'm not old as gently caress either
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May 18, 2019 00:57
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Labes for days posted:I’m so loving sick of Batman
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May 18, 2019 01:01
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i never even heard of him
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bring back old gbs posted:i never even heard of him I don't even own a tv
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I wanna see this Batman. https://twitter.com/drhastings/status/1129384429812686848
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Caesar Saladin posted:i think people were more chill back then about that kind of thing, but also, i dont know because i'm not old as gently caress either Yeah I dunno man, the year before he played an undead rapist quite convincingly, it wasn't just humour.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Yeah I dunno man, the year before he played an undead rapist quite convincingly, it wasn't just humour. Jack Frost came out after batman
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May 18, 2019 01:59
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I am not disappointed about the dracula batman. I just wonder why there isn't a Lobo movie yet
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May 18, 2019 02:18
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after heath ledger slam dunked the joker so hard it killed him i've adopted a wait-and-see attitude about any and all strange casting choices
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May 18, 2019 02:39
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I am batman https://youtu.be/GpQinmmQ7Y4
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May 18, 2019 02:51
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They need to reboot Batman and Spiderman movies once every 6 months imo. I mean, what if they aren’t trending on social media? Do they even exist?
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May 18, 2019 03:17
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Holy poo poo guys just imagine if they stopped making comic book movies??
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its all nice on rice posted:Holy poo poo guys just imagine if they stopped making comic book movies?? gets my dick hard thinkin about it, but never seen one before
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I'm Patman.
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I'm Bateman.
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get the vampire to play a batman wow nice typecasting holywood
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i want to see a batman film where bruce wayne invests his billions in eliminating poverty. the whole "muggers killed my folks, the solution is to beat up but not kill people" like you fuckin moron, nobody mugs people with guns if they're not sick and desperate. spending his billions on punch toys instead of toppling the inequitable system that gave him billions and left others so desperate they'd murder a couple in front of their kid for a wallet and jewels They're was a really good What If type comic where Bruce put all his money in Mental Health and fixing Arkham, so when he brought in people as Batman by night, by day Bruce was a psychiatrist helping them. He actually made a difference, to the point he managed to make Killer Croc his "Robin" and turned many villains away from crime permanently
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Cat Army