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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

*shows up dressed like the sexy hamburglar from the short lived 2015 ad campaign*

i'm here to steal hearts, and hamburgers

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
*hooks up marine battery to AC converter and then CPAP machine to converter*

*wakes up early and refreshed ready for a long day of sitting in camp chairs just bullshitting*

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

bradzilla posted:

Welp, it's 10pm, gnight folks
10? Wow, look at Mr College Partyguy here. Not everyone has that kind of stamina, champ

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
*Sees there’ll be no reception at chosen site*

“Uh, something came up, was really looking forward to networking and knowing you guys in person! Next time for sure!”

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Should I eat my mushrooms today or boof some molly?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Stefan Prodan posted:

i know this thread is a joke but I still live like 3 hours from where gooncamp was and would absolutely go to another one it was fun as hell lmao

Camping is like bowling, it's never cool but it's always fun.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chief McHeath posted:

Should I eat my mushrooms today or boof some molly?

*boofs Molly with you but it’s basically wasted because there’s no fun music/dancing happening and I’m extremely uncomfortable the entire time*

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Are there any diet Mountain Dews left? I’ve been doing keto for 3 weeks and I want to talk about it now until you all hate me. Everybody listen to and cater to my diet needs!!!!

Krustic fucked around with this message at 04:12 on May 23, 2019

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



FilthyImp posted:

poo poo did anyone bring Metamucil?

check the kratom tent

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler
Somebody make sure I'm up at 5. Gotta go to dialysis in the morning, and it's about an hour away from here.

Save me a beer. Just one, though.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
I can’t buttchug this fourloko cause it’s got too many carbs and sugar. I’m too concerned with my health.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Anyone got some Tums ?????

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I think the folks in the tent next to me were gonna slam but something about viagra and vascular health put the kibosh on that *draws from vape pen*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im so old and fat i broke the lawn chair!!!!

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Is back in my tent to go to sleep at 10pm sharp

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

RocktheCaulk posted:

Anyone got some Tums ?????

Help yourself. I've got Original, Mint, Fruit Smoothies and Berry Smoothies. I brought enough for everyone!
*empties entire duffelbag full of Tums container onto a folding table then arranges them neatly into rows according to flavor*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

man im so old and dumb that im watching CSPAN on my ipad on a camping trip that im supposed to be getting drunk and stoned on!!!!!

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
gently caress man where's cayton someone get him in here I want to do another gooncamp now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ahhhhhh ive got alzihemers and im camping ahhhhh where did i put the lube for the gross old man orgy?!?!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
*does an epic high five with HooverFan as we Eiffel Tower elfpr0n, takes a break 10 seconds later so we can all catch our breath*

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

OK before we start gooncamp 2019 I just need everyone to be honest for a second. If you came out here and don't plan to be going back please leave, that is not what this forest is for.

Also, there's no cell service out here, if you need to post you'll need to drive about 5 miles east to be back in range.

*two lines of cars immediately begin leaving*

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



not to alarm anyone but did anyone bring narcan

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I thought goons were all supposed to be degenerate aging alcoholics, not a bunch of squares?

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Tato posted:

*does an epic high five with HooverFan as we Eiffel Tower elfpr0n, takes a break 10 seconds later so we can all catch our breath*

wonder if that guy's even still alive

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:stat::hf::wal::fh::gooncamp::gizz::corsair:

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

bloom posted:

I thought goons were all supposed to be degenerate aging alcoholics, not a bunch of squares?

Why not both?

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
*brings my Sega and 2 multi-taps a 200 lb. Trinitron TV, and a generator*

Finally! We can play Bomberman the way it was meant to be played!

E: *shoots someone dead 2 hours later for stealing my $50 special order component cable*

Laslow fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 23, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Anyone here a mod? Just askin' fellas.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Laslow posted:

*brings my Sega and 2 multi-taps a 200 lb. Trinitron TV, and a generator*

Finally! We can play Bomberman the way it was meant to be played!

E: *shoots someone dead 2 hours later for stealing my $50 special order component cable*

The cable is only like 45 dollars tho?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Telebite posted:








(if i remember correctly one or more of the above were the tent goons)

Is there a link to a telling of this story?


...for science.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

SeXReX posted:

The cable is only like 45 dollars tho?
It’s actually $63 for the cable and $17 for the Saturn adapter. I had to look it up.

Retro gaming is a disease.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Real talk one of my childhood friends in NC was the photographer at that goon camp and the source of many photos. He just drank to blackout, stayed silent, and documented, being smart enough to stay out of every picture. He said he saw things he wanted to forget and would never ever go anywhere goons were again for the rest of his life.

He's doing great these days. Had a fabulous wedding and cute kids. But the scars still remain.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

bloom posted:

I thought goons were all supposed to be degenerate aging alcoholics, not a bunch of squares?

That was 2010-2015 SA. We’re all in recovery mode now.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
*watches a goon struggle to fish because they’ve never done it before while sipping on coke*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

remember when they invented the train? that was wild.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

bradzilla posted:

Welp, it's 10pm, gnight folks

Chrs Gry posted:

Is back in my tent to go to sleep at 10pm sharp

Have a good "sleep", guys.

(Watches as bradzilla and Chrs Gry both head for bradzilla's tent.)

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Laslow posted:

It’s actually $63 for the cable and $17 for the Saturn adapter. I had to look it up.

Retro gaming is a disease.

Which one cause the hd retrovision cable plugged into the back of my genesis only cost me 45 bucks

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

SeXReX posted:

Which one cause the hd retrovision cable plugged into the back of my genesis only cost me 45 bucks
That’s the one. It’s more expensive now.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*chugs an entire fifth of Black Velvet whiskey while everyone else is on their second shot at most*

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Pinky
Jan 3, 2004
9 fingers, no way!
As one of the people in those 3 pictures: none of the people photographed were the "tent people". Though we did all watch and laugh for days, months, years.

edit: I can probably find the pictures, but I dont really think any of us want me to.

Pinky fucked around with this message at 04:01 on May 23, 2019

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