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What size shirt you got hanging on you
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Small Boi 8 5.26%
Medium Boi 35 23.03%
Large Boi 32 21.05%
Xtra Large Boy 17 11.18%
XXL Hefty Boi 7 4.61%
XXXL 'Don't Go There' Boi 2 1.32%
XXXXL Artersclerosis Boi 9 5.92%
Goku 42 27.63%
Total: 152 votes
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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ha ha! yeah, the only one you got

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ha ha! yeah, the only one you got

No I got two to buckle my shoe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No I got two to buckle my shoe

well I guess if you are shorter than 6'2" Buckle my shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

well I guess if you are shorter than 6'2" Buckle my shoe

But mumpy I bought u strap on shioes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

But mumpy I bought u strap on shioes

it's hard to by size 12 shoes in velcro

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

LOL AMERICAN STANDARD?? LIKE THE TOILET?!? LMAO

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

it's hard to by size 12 shoes in velcro

I wear size 12s (sometimes 13 if they're sized dumb) I will help you find some

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Resting Lich Face posted:

Window seats loving suck, your head gets crowded by the side of the plane.

Just fly first class, duh

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Lmfao if you're taller than 5'9 you loving giraffe. Enjoy your higher caloric needs bankrupting you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I wear size 12s (sometimes 13 if they're sized dumb) I will help you find some

my mom bought me my last two pairs of shoes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

my mom bought me my last two pairs of shoes

That's really cool of your mom

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Methanar posted:

Lmfao if you're taller than 5'9 you loving giraffe. Enjoy your higher caloric needs bankrupting you

Enjoy your lower caloric needs making you fat.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That's really cool of your mom

it really was

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
doing a moonwalk while shouting about how your cool mom bought your shoes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

lol but posted:

doing a moonwalk while shouting about how your cool mom bought your shoes

Really what it's all about

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
See these kicks? That's right, Mom bought them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Kak posted:

See these kicks? That's right, Mom bought them.

nice

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
My mother that loves me bought me these shoes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mom bought these shoes, mom knows what it's about.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Mom bought these shoes, mom knows what it's about.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Me: Check out my new kicks.

You: drat where you get them, Payless? Saks Fifth.

Me: Heck no brosama, my MOM bought me these shoes.

You: DAAAAAaaaaaamn.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Tying these shoes my mom bought me into a double knot so they don't come untied

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Kak posted:

Tying these shoes my mom bought me into a double knot so they don't come untied

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kak posted:

Tying these shoes my mom bought me into a double knot so they don't come untied

Momma's shoes secured.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He say he mama bought he shoes? He say she bought he them shoes? Mama mia!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I tell my students I'm 4' 21"


Forces them to do some calculating.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
*Guy steps on shoes* Hey watch it! My momma bought me these

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Genesplicer posted:

I tell my students I'm 4' 21"


Forces them to do some calculating.

6'9"? NICE

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Genesplicer posted:

I tell my students I'm 4' 21"


Forces them to do some calculating.

Haha epic 👌

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Genesplicer posted:

I tell my students I'm 4' 21"


Forces them to do some calculating.

you horrible rear end in a top hat

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
I'm 5' 8.5". I know that because I was rejected as an extra on a dating competition show for not meeting exactly 5'9". I forget which show it was...it somehow involved background extras dressed up like Elizabethan courtiers.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you horrible rear end in a top hat

No. I'm evil. I tell them that. Evil, as are all science teachers. However, I'm far more evil than average. My evil goes three standard deviations beyond the mean.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Genesplicer posted:

No. I'm evil. I tell them that. Evil, as are all science teachers. However, I'm far more evil than average. My evil goes three standard deviations beyond the mean.

:wink:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Genesplicer posted:

No. I'm evil. I tell them that. Evil, as are all science teachers. However, I'm far more evil than average. My evil goes three standard deviations beyond the mean.

This guy is freakin crazy!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This guy is freakin crazy!!

just because he is taller than you doesn't mean he is crazy

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm 5'9 and i'll whoop your rear end

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just because he is taller than you doesn't mean he is crazy

Yes but he makes people do math in school

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yes but he makes people do math in school

yeah, but short people are bad at math

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Why are all you guys so far away

oh you're not?

oh

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Why are all you guys so far away

oh you're not?

oh

It sounds like you're dying and slipping away

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