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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

splatmaster i sent you that fanfic in confidence.

Aw, you'll always be my Pumbaa

# ? Jul 9, 2019 22:18

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:27

Finger Prince

# ? Jul 10, 2019 01:45

alnilam

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

splatmaster i sent you that fanfic in confidence.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 04:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

shark bites me into 3 sections because he's too embarrassed to eat my genitals

# ? Jul 16, 2019 15:57

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

boss asks me to work late on a saturday because him and his wife's BF need to go to couples counseling.

crimes

# ? Jul 16, 2019 16:51

Farecoal: There he go

oh what, you fine with eating my liver but you're too good to eat my kidneys??

# ? Jul 16, 2019 17:48

lost my old email

hannibal's classless brother chuck lecter serves me my own leg well done on a paper plate and there is like no homoerotic tension at all

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 21:12

google THIS

This anaconda keeps awkwardly trying to get me to choke it back.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:11

Space Taxi

The lion always makes me make the first move. I'm sick of having to put my neck in its mouth.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:24

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

hanging out in the yukons, trying to avoid making eye contact with the wolf trying to explain that it's not what it looks like, he's saving up to get his white nationalist tattoos blacked over.

crimes

# ? Jul 20, 2019 05:34

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

loving coyotes howling up a storm in my backyard, demanding to debate me about my support for drag queen story hour

crimes

# ? Jul 20, 2019 05:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I make more money in an hour than this grizzly makes in its entire life

# ? Jul 20, 2019 05:59

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

this bot fly larvae has a wedding ring but i can tell he just did it cuz he got her pregnant

crimes

# ? Jul 20, 2019 06:15

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

get a load of this panther, it wont stop apologizing and crying the whole time its biting me

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:41

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

why do these fire ants have to slather me in kratom and peanut butter. does my taste offend.

crimes

# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:22

Goons Are Gifts

These wasps may sting me to death, but these cross stripes make them look fat anyways.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 23:25

cda: by Hand Knit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Loser wolf wears a shirt with three screaming humans on it

# ? Jul 21, 2019 00:15

cda: by Hand Knit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I make more money in an hour than this grizzly makes in its entire life

# ? Jul 21, 2019 00:16

Finger Prince

They say a foraging party of army ants can strip the flesh of a man down to the bone in a matter of hours.
Instead, I've just got this one wannabe army ant that somehow failed the entrance tests following me around nipping at my rear end because apparently I "disrespected the troops" or some bullshit. All I said is Colin Kaepernick is better at football than ants.
Ow! gently caress off you little poo poo!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 01:27

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Loser wolf wears a shirt with three screaming humans on it

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 06:03

wearing a lampshade

Eaten by beta fish

# ? Jul 26, 2019 04:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

albany academy posted:

Eaten by beta fish

# ? Jul 26, 2019 06:33

deep dish peat moss

google THIS posted:

My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:58

deep dish peat moss

albany academy posted:

Eaten by beta fish

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:59

Space Taxi

Bald eagle pecks my eye out and its toupee falls off

# ? Jul 28, 2019 14:35

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Honey badger finally works up the courage to maim me after i take his parking spot while loving his wife

crimes

# ? Jul 29, 2019 17:15

nut

EPIC panther DESTROYS my measly body with FACTS and LOGIC

# ? Jul 31, 2019 15:04

Peanut Butter: Wee mannie

A pudgy middle-aged bobcat who doesn't speak to his kids snacking on one of my arms while watching recycled meme videos on Facebook

Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jul 31, 2019

# ? Jul 31, 2019 15:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

They say you never see the mountain lion that attacks you due to its crippling social anxiety and self esteem issues.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 20:39

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

"Wow, you all must've been hungry hungry. How original." I say to the group of hippos eating my legs.

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# ? Jul 31, 2019 22:54

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

hungry hungry hippos ate my balls

# ? Jul 31, 2019 23:08

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

rude how this parasitic fungus is playing warhammer on my brainmeats

crimes

# ? Aug 1, 2019 04:59

Finger Prince

I posted a picture of my cat online and now this coyote won't stop spamming my inbox with pics of his canine teeth.

# ? Aug 1, 2019 12:21

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

"And that over there is a meth head!" said the otherwise flustered and confused safari guide, pointing at what appeared to be an alligator. Except this time the guide was right, for this was a Florida alligator, and it had acquired a methamphetamine habit as it grew up and matured in the sewers. It had no real purpose or motivation in life. It had no home. It had no spouse. But even more tragic and ridiculous, it had no teeth. And it was coming after ME...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 2, 2019 01:47

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