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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Araujo is 100x faster and better than this other chick.

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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Dr. Abysmal posted:

Oh hey, Alexis Davis is fighting, anybody care for a sexual market value debate?

I would put Araujo's market value at Apple and Davis's at Hewlett Packard

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Brut posted:



It's harder to tell in a screenshot but that whole part of his back is swollen and a different color from the surroundings

I thought those were muscles.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
not sure why this is the prelim headliner

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

old.flv posted:

not sure why this is the prelim headliner

Because the main card is garbage

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Alexis face swelling into a Cris Cyborg mask in the third round

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Please KO Alexis Davis. Just end this. I'd rather watch hype videos for the rest of the time.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Kill me

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop
Davis studied Rousey's strategy of catching punches with her face.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

blue footed boobie posted:

Because the main card is garbage

there have been better fights already though and anybody could have predicted that

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Alexis face swelling into a Cris Cyborg mask in the third round

:drat:

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

both powerful women who give as good as they get without a thought to their own safety.... classic psp to pretend you are "bored" by these babes

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Davis’ face looks like the mask from Scream but with blood

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Spiggy posted:

Davis studied Rousey's strategy of catching punches with her face.

It's kinda working since Araujo mega-gasses after exactly 30 jabs.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

both powerful women who give as good as they get without a thought to their own safety.... classic psp to pretend you are "bored" by these babes

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Oh hey, Alexis Davis is fighting, anybody care for a sexual market value debate?

classic psp

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

HamsterPolice posted:

I thought those were muscles.

I mean yeah those are there too. Considering he didn't gas I'm guessing he just completely avoided antibiotics but who knows.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
its 2019 and Tamdan McCrory got mentioned o n a UFC broadcast

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Women prelims always suck.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Hope the guy with the Dragon Ball Z tattoo wins.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

HamsterPolice posted:

Women prelims always suck.

there was a good women's prelim on this very card

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
Lol, why are we watching unranked middleweights on a main card?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

HamsterPolice posted:

Women prelims always suck.

thank god for random middleweights huh

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

rapeface posted:

Lol, why are we watching unranked middleweights on a main card?

one of them is Canadian so hometown scheduling, and with Holloway-Edgar and Cyborg at the top of the card I guess they figured enough people would buy the PPV no matter who else was on.

gonna confirm though, that apart from the main this card is an absolute desert

Schenck v. U.S. fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 28, 2019

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
tsarukyan's walkout song rules

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I'm for real excited to see if Tsarukyan can do some slick wrestling here.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

TheKingslayer posted:

I'm for real excited to see if Tsarukyan can do some slick wrestling here.

His loving walkout music is just Sarama lmao


edit: hahaha and OAM comes out to Bam Bam, what a loving contrast.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Olivier has always had a great ab game

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I'm enjoying Aubin-Mercier's facial hair, which is a tiny patchy mustache and wispy goatee, and appears to be legitimately 100% of all the facial hair he is able to grow

strong 15-year-old facial hair vibes

e: the corner keeps asking for "pressure on that knee" and Tsarukyan was bouncing his weight on Aubin-Mercier's left knee... are they trying a wrestling-style limb destruction technique?

Schenck v. U.S. fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 28, 2019

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
sick fence grab

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I can only watch for roughly another hour or so, there's no chance of getting to Holloway/Edgar by then :sigh:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Does time pass more slowly in Canada? Because these fights have been interminable.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I gues one a piece now?

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

one piece rules

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
They said Tsarukyan is an Armenian fighting out of Krasnodar (Russia) by way of Phuket (Thailand). So he is what, one of these post-Soviet North Caucasus wrestlers but he went to Thailand to train muay thai? One of the odder UFC biographies I can remember.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Well, next 3 fights should be fun. I think..

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Wise Learned Man posted:

Does time pass more slowly in Canada? Because these fights have been interminable.

1:15 in time and we've had two 15 minute long fights

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
On one hand I'm glad I didn't drag my friends to the pub to watch this poo poo but in the other hand alcohol probably would have helped me enjoy this card.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

God Colby is boring.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

luffy would do really well in the ufc, but i think he'd have trouble following the rules

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ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Good rubber guard.

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