Something Awful Hunger Games: Volume IV The Re-Hungering

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Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Op how many more players can you handle... ?

I guess I'll count after work. First in best dressed though.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 23:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 22:18

Molothecat: Jul 25, 2007; Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Please put me in the game

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 5, 2019 23:22

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

I thirst for goon blood.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 23:25

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Serge Painsbourg posted:

I thirst for goon blood.

well, on my bucket list is �be a juice box for someone who thirsts for goon blood�, so we�ll just have to see how things shake out :v:

# ? Sep 5, 2019 23:29

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

HitTheMan posted:

Sign me up

First action on this forum . . Join the drat hunger game and get eaten alive! Possibly

Hey all tributes! Let's team up to hit this man!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 23:46

MustardFacial: Jun 20, 2011; George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Yeah I'm in if there is still room.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 00:19

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Hi goons, happy to see the big swell in sign ups.

Please remember I'm in Australia so I'm backwards in timezones this updates maybe at the wrong time.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 00:56

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

I too hunger to be owned (if capacity allows)

# ? Sep 6, 2019 03:20

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

i will fight and i will win the trophy or whatever i never watched those movies

# ? Sep 6, 2019 03:49

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Pretty sure the winner is ritual sacrificed to the N��hǫggr

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:02

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I'm in if I get to murder Kuato

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:25

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Pretty sure the winner is ritual sacrificed to the N��hǫggr

Writing Nidhogg correctly immediately identifies you as a huge nerd btw

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:25

BurntCornMuffin: Jan 9, 2009

I'll get in on this.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:31

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Different supernatural being

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:32

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I'm in, I'll fight for my hood if there's room

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:42

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:46

FormaldehydeSon: Oct 1, 2011

I'm definitely in for whatever this is if there's still room

# ? Sep 6, 2019 04:58

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Oh poo poo all these mods and former SA Hunger Games champions here now. Including myself. (long live I am Bread)

I'm feeling the pressure

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Sep 6, 2019

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:08

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Dang it, I'm pretty sure it was you who killed me in back to back games!

You won't get me a third time! :argh:

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:20

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Pretty hard to win these, goons are always hungry

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:25

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Pretty hard to win these, goons are always hungry

On account of them being fat, you see

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:26

Tongues: Aug 28, 2009; But I think those are eyes...
(source)

How do you kill that which has no life

I'm in you cunts

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:33

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Pretty hard to win these, goons are always hungry

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

On account of them being fat, you see

Not me though, to clarify, I'm super ripped

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:41

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

I think the best i ever got was 3rd place

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:41

Bulgaroctonus: Dec 31, 2008

I want in! I�ve never caught one of these while the sign up was going on!

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:47

ChaseSP: Mar 25, 2013

I will murder myself in a hilarious fashion probably.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 05:56

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

LadyPictureShow posted:

Dang it, I'm pretty sure it was you who killed me in back to back games!

You won't get me a third time!

target identified

# ? Sep 6, 2019 06:29

Gildiss: Aug 24, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Lemme in.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 06:45

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

LITERALLY A KILLBOT

# ? Sep 6, 2019 06:51

DerVerrater: Feb 19, 2013; WHATEVER HAPPENED ON DISCORD, I WAS NOT INVOLVED

Tempus Thales posted:

A game involving goons from a dead comedy forum? Sign me up!

This shall be our final battle, Get me in too.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 08:20

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Secrete dat bish a enzyme, bish love enzymes.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 08:42

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Bring it on, I did OK in one of the old rounds.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 08:56

zenguitarman: Apr 6, 2009; Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather

Down if it's still on

# ? Sep 6, 2019 09:40

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Ok doing up the list now. Sorry if I get your gender wrong goons, no offence intended.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 10:51

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Wait so what happens if we die?

What happens to the winner? A sacrificial ban?

# ? Sep 6, 2019 11:02

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

buglord posted:

Wait so what happens if we die?

What happens to the winner? A sacrificial ban?

If you die in the game you ~~die in real life~~ ~~get probed an hour for each player left~~ eat a sixer with a death message. I don't think the winners got anything last time, except maybe one got written in as a host or something?

# ? Sep 6, 2019 11:23

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

WELCOME, TRIBUTES, TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SA HUNGER GAMES VOLUME IV

The setting: A cruise ship full of Goons is off in uncharted waters partying hard when disaster strikes. Who will survive to be rescued by Lowtax and the Mod Crew when they arrive to help, and who will be left as carrion?

The initial scene and Day 1 to follow.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 11:37