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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

wow, look at the work dave's had done... i think it's pretty tacky personally

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:00

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# ? May 28, 2024 14:22

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

White is beautiful

Mods???

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

wow, look at the work dave's had done... i think it's pretty tacky personally

Just a product of the skullture. I mean, I wouldn't do it either but it's just going to get more common...

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:05

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Please help me my bones are literally breaking under this corpulent flesh prison

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:06

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Mozi posted:

wow, look at the work dave's had done... i think it's pretty tacky personally

ya but less tacky than flesh

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:14

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Mozi posted:

sometimes i feel as if i'm a skinny man's skeleton trapped inside of a fat man's body's skeleton

You think that's bad? I'm a 6'8" skeleton in a 5'9" body.
My skull keeps getting cracked because he's never careful around doorframes.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:14

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Heh. What took you so long?
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:10

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Stay safe poverty skeleton

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:14

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I'm thinking about asking out Bonney later. Ahh who am I kidding, I don't have the guts :smith:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:17

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

sweet thursday posted:

I'm thinking about asking out Bonney later. Ahh who am I kidding, I don't have the guts

You can do it skelebuddy! I�ve heard she gives great skull, maybe she�ll even let you bone her! Break a leg!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:24

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Lemon posted:

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This thread owns bones.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:24

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

Isn't it great when your meat suit performs the ritualistic polishing of your exposed bone? I think they call it "brushing teeth".

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:26

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Last night I went to see my favorite band Skeletal Remains

Here's a pic of me front and center rocking the gently caress out!!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:27

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Mozi posted:

wow, look at the work dave's had done... i think it's pretty tacky personally

Do not mock demiliches

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:44

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

What about semiliches, can we mock those? Your skeleton fan

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:57

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

Bitch, I'm fabulous.

Get on my level.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 20:16

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:18

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Going to a Boney M concert tonight.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:46

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqBbdvBzl24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JGBNkLM9_8

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Sep 26, 2019

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:57

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

I'm calcium

# ? Sep 26, 2019 22:56

Foul Ole Ron: Jan 6, 2005; All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!; Fun Shoe

I ate some questionable meat on the bone earlier, they make me feel very rib cagey.

Bone wild!!!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:35

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

sweet thursday posted:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:30

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

This dumbass lost two of my bones from his pinky finger in the middle of nowhere, christ almighty that flesh is so dumb sometimes.

I hope they were scavenged by an owl or something and not a muskrat because they'll never see daylight again.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 03:25

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

*skeletons dootily*

# ? Sep 27, 2019 05:21

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Welcome to

The

bone zone

# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:19

Kimchi Surplus: Dec 4, 2007; Daddy's out of bourbon...

What is flesh but a prison for bones?

# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

caaaaaaaaaaalciuuuuuuuum

# ? Oct 5, 2019 20:04

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULjSuzhs6E

# ? Oct 5, 2019 20:09

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

hahaaaaaaate!!! hate!!!!! ACK ACK ACK ACK

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:06

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

clickety-clack cracks yer rickety back-stack

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:16

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I miss pooping

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:23

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

I keep reminding my flesh-host that there is a real skeleton with feelings inside of him but he keeps gettin� spooked! So I thought I�d run this by the rest of you boneheads to see if anyone has the same issue.

Bone.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:38