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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

icequeen

dads_work_files posted:

Whilst farting I

i came here to post this, drat

Squalid posted:

Turn Left Dale! NOOOO

the "NOOOO" is just "Noo"

# ? Oct 28, 2019 17:49

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:41

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I always liked the name NC Wyeth Death Cult

# ? Oct 28, 2019 18:00

t-.-t: Nov 25, 2006

Slavoj Vivec is a pretty nice one.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 20:23

no thanks: Jun 18, 2008

DO Y'ALL WANT A HAM
fyador postoevsky

# ? Oct 28, 2019 20:41

t-.-t: Nov 25, 2006

Otherkinsey Scale

# ? Nov 2, 2019 04:08

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

douglord

# ? Nov 2, 2019 04:28

timefly: Apr 29, 2008

Mugabe Glasses

# ? Nov 2, 2019 06:17

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

bewbies posted:

kind of unrelated but does anyone remember an avatar that was something like "I USE ROAD CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR INTO MY rear end in a top hat"

still in my top 10 of things i've laughed hardest at on the internet

I think the poster was named alexander
anyway, it was a wonderfully memorable title

# ? Nov 2, 2019 07:11

JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

Jew Macklemore

# ? Nov 2, 2019 13:31

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

Bloody Cum Fart was a good one

# ? Nov 2, 2019 16:07

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Big nipples big life
Is Pepsi ok?

# ? Nov 2, 2019 16:54

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

DO Y'ALL WANT A HAM is a good one.
I don't want the name, but I'd find myself thinking about it sometimes

Crank dat Batman
was another one

# ? Nov 2, 2019 17:35

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

cumshitter

# ? Nov 2, 2019 17:51

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

oops dp

# ? Nov 2, 2019 17:56

dracky: Nov 8, 2010

Ape has killed Ape always makes me smile

# ? Nov 2, 2019 19:37

Slam Pajamas: May 21, 2007; ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Hot Dog Day #69

# ? Nov 2, 2019 19:47

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

I really wish someone would namechange R. Guyovich back to Homework Explainer because that's a drat good Venture Bros reference that deserves better than him

# ? Nov 2, 2019 20:01

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

dads_work_files posted:

Whilst farting I

# ? Nov 2, 2019 20:06

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

no thanks posted:

DO Y'ALL WANT A HAM

# ? Nov 2, 2019 20:30

TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

I lol every time I see "Reclines Obesily" with the smug fat cat avatar

# ? Nov 2, 2019 22:54

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I want the "VideoGames" name that is in the announcements.

The game and fortune it brings is a double edged sword my friend.

# ? Nov 2, 2019 23:00

TunaSled: Jun 4, 2003

Bigpeeler

# ? Nov 3, 2019 00:45

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

I remember a fyad dude way back called HE ON THE TOILET and that always gave me a chuckle

# ? Nov 3, 2019 00:47

cnut: May 3, 2016

dads_work_files posted:

Whilst farting I

Whilst farting you what?!?!

# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:36

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Told your mother that her cooking is not only sub-par but wholly unacceptable and that she needs to make a serious effort at improvement if this eat n' skeet arrangement is going to have any chance of long-term survival.

# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:41

cnut: May 3, 2016

Honky Dong Country posted:

Told your mother that her cooking is not only sub-par but wholely unacceptable and that she needs to make a serious effort at improvement if this eat n' skeet arrangement is going to have any chance of long-term survival.

Brutal.

# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:41

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Allahu Snackbar always makes me laugh when I see it.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 01:34

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

TOOT BOOT

# ? Nov 4, 2019 08:13

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

CGI Bin Laden

# ? Nov 5, 2019 06:13

Applesnots: Oct 22, 2010; MERRY YOBMAS

AppleSauce

# ? Nov 5, 2019 06:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

5Saken.

# ? Nov 6, 2019 21:32

Entorwellian: Jun 30, 2006; ~~Northern Flicker~~
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.

Anne frank fanfiction

# ? Nov 6, 2019 22:37

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Salt Cures Ham was the best iteration of that joke.

# ? Nov 6, 2019 23:45

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

lol if you posted:

crip eatin bread
wayne gretzky

hell yeah

# ? Nov 7, 2019 00:08

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

bewbies posted:

kind of unrelated but does anyone remember an avatar that was something like "I USE ROAD CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR INTO MY rear end in a top hat"

still in my top 10 of things i've laughed hardest at on the internet

First thing in my mind when I opened the thread.

The epitome of a Big Red Title and from the time when it was indeed big.

# ? Nov 7, 2019 00:28

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Whilst farting I

Verily I Shat

Jizz Taxi

A Crunk Bird

# ? Nov 7, 2019 02:09

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

[IT BURNS] I PISS BIKE CHAINS

# ? Nov 14, 2020 09:39

lo carb Lo Pan: Oct 8, 2004

That dude that got instantly banned named Man That's Great with an image macro avatar that said Man That's Great with the title that said Man That's Great and his posting style was just responding Man That's Great.

Wish I had a capture of that, because Man That's Great.

# ? Nov 14, 2020 10:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?