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I'm so mad, so angry that the new Star War is a women, I'm going to vote 1 on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes for this heinous insult
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drilldo squirt posted:It's not out yet op. Voting this thread a 1. It actually is in Europe now.
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Dec 19, 2019 01:36
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I said come in! posted:It actually is in Europe now. Yurop dont exist
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Dec 19, 2019 01:37
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao nooo wayyy There's an actual clip of it out in the wild now lol. its in the spoiler thread in cinema discusso. It's extremely cringy and then Rey pulls off a Marry Poppings fly into space to board the Falcon.
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Dec 19, 2019 01:38
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Do we see Kylo Ren's Frog-Tech body again
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I said come in! posted:It actually is in Europe now. Not changing my vote.
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Dec 19, 2019 01:58
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Glenn Quebec posted:Palpatine is alive and he secretly has a fleet of ships and identical storm troopers called the Final Order. Kylo Ren must stop him in order to prevent(?) Or become the newest Sith. Rey is a Skywalker somehow and the deathstar is there oh yeah okay so same as the other spoilers i posted on first page lol star wars has always been trashy badly written pulpy escapism fiction and the bar isn't very high, but lol the disney trilogy is by far the least cohesive and a total loving wasted mess, even tho individually they're better than the prequels. i actually thought tfa was decent enough for a reboot/sequel and tlj was fun because it poo poo all over star wars even though it was like 1/2 a complete mess. seems like instead of continuing they just threw it in the trash and hosed around going 'wow remember emperor palps?? dun dun dun dun'
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Dec 19, 2019 02:03
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Chomp8645 posted:Would you say that it's not true? I can't believe they've done this. Also, noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Dec 19, 2019 02:04
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dont let the star wars distract you from the cheeky flashback that fills in some much-needed gaps in the whirlwind chronology on display: it’s 11/2/1985, the day that Ozymandias (Jeremy Irons) sends an alien squid to New York to save the planet. A Vietnamese cleaning lady sneaks into his office, finds the semen samples he keeps in a vault behind a portrait of Alexander the Great, and fertilizes herself in vitro with his super-smart seed.
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Dec 19, 2019 02:09
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lol at all the people that are going to watch this trash
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Dec 19, 2019 02:19
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Star Wars always Star Wars no one thinks about Star Peace it's disgusting
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Dec 19, 2019 02:23
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I am so tired of all these Star Wars
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Dec 19, 2019 02:25
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Star Wars always Star Wars no one thinks about Star Peace it's disgusting That's Star Trek.
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Dec 19, 2019 02:25
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Chomp8645 posted:That's Star Trek. Star Trek always Star Trek no one ever thinks about Star Stay at Home and Don't Go Nowhere!!
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Dec 19, 2019 02:27
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Salacious Crumb finally kills C3PO.
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Dec 19, 2019 02:27
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Melting down because the franchise that hasn't made a good film since the 80s made another bad film. They can't keep getting away with it!
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Dec 19, 2019 02:28
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Star Wars = bad lol sorry nerds
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Dec 19, 2019 02:35
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Dec 19, 2019 02:39
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Star Trek always Star Trek no one ever thinks about Star Stay at Home and Don't Go Nowhere!! That's The Expanse.
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Dec 19, 2019 02:41
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Chomp8645 posted:That's The Expanse. Always The Expanse and never The Confines! So stupid!!
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Dec 19, 2019 02:47
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GreatGreen posted:Star Wars = bad this was why tlj was (partly) good because it basically said that in movie form
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Always The Expanse and never The Confines! So stupid!! That's Star Control 2.
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Chomp8645 posted:That's Star Control 2. Always about the Ur Quan Masters and never about Rich Homie Quan!!
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Chomp8645 posted:That's Star Control 2. No need to control the stars there is plenty of space!!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Always The Expanse and never The Confines! So stupid!! That's uh MST3K metaplot?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Always about the Ur Quan Masters and never about Rich Homie Quan!! Ok I don't have an answer for that but I'm not sure that referencing the same species within the same IP just answered is fair.
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Dec 19, 2019 02:53
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Resting Lich Face posted:Whatever I will still enjoy it. You're why we can't have nice things
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Dec 19, 2019 02:58
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more like star bores
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Dec 19, 2019 03:16
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lazorexplosion posted:Melting down because the franchise that hasn't made a good film since the 80s made another bad film. They can't keep getting away with it! I think it's really funny that this film is bad because I am mean and I think that it's funny that this film hurt peoples feelings
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Dec 19, 2019 04:28
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JJ Abrams...bad?!??! Who knew?
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Dec 19, 2019 04:29
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sticksy posted:JJ Abrams...bad?!??! Who knew? I am happy that he is making Star Wars suck because I'm still mad at him for doing bad Star Trek
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Dec 19, 2019 04:30
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Pick posted:I am happy that he is making Star Wars suck because I'm still mad at him for doing bad Star Trek wat if spock dies but instead it’s kirk i am very smart
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Dec 19, 2019 04:33
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The internet is in firm agreement this movie does apparently suck. I SURE AM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THESE STA
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Dec 19, 2019 04:44
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It's a movie for children
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Dec 19, 2019 04:54
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Apparently the CATS movie is giving folks eye cancer, and their balls and lady equivalent of balls are falling off and dying. Cats is very bad, is the word.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:55
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Who What Now posted:It's a movie for children All the world's children are dead like that one movie
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Dec 19, 2019 04:55
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Supreme Allah posted:Apparently the CATS movie is giving folks eye cancer, and their balls and lady equivalent of balls are falling off and dying. So what you're saying is people should go see Cats instead
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I don't think Cats is going to be a good movie, but it's definitely a movie I need to see. I feel like it has a chance to be what Sonic the Hedgehog could have been before deciding to redesign him into a banal and cromulent version.
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Now that they ruined the Sonic movie by taking out the one thing that would have made it grotesque and thus funny we only have the Cats movie to rely on
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