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Obsidianheart posted:Can't lie to someone who doesn't exist! you aren't trying hard enough, then. one day i will have to explain to my wife that she does not actually exist and is merely a figment of my imagination. not looking forward to that conversation with myself.
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Icochet posted:Is this whole "i can't observe the world around me" thing like an attempt to appeal to their motherly instincts or what's going on here? for whatever reason, the people who are super mad about the idea of noticing (eg) butts are often easily placated by the idea of not noticing butts
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That there is nothing interesting behind the locked door in my castle I have sworn her to never open.
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Barudak posted:That there is nothing interesting behind the locked door in my castle I have sworn her to never open. I swear this was a Goosebumps book.
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Literally A Person posted:I swear this was a Goosebumps book. Bluebeard's Split-Level Ranch of Horror
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Jan 1, 2020 16:44
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This is a very dark thread, op! Hny.
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Jan 1, 2020 19:02
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I read that story it really wasnt that interesting.
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Jan 3, 2020 00:21
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That I'm not secretly replacing the Hidden Valley Ranch with the cheaper Lite version.
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I told her I'd give up porn and weed for new years and she believed me. Lol. Such innocence must be punished so I shall double the weed and triple the porn.
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Fleetwood Crack posted:I told her I'd give up porn and weed for new years and she believed me. That comes out to 8 weed and 3668 porns
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Les Os posted:That comes out to 8 weed and 3668 porns 840 weeds and 207 porns
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:you aren't trying hard enough, then. one day i will have to explain to my wife that she does not actually exist and is merely a figment of my imagination. not looking forward to that conversation with myself. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler
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Jan 3, 2020 14:48
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No I'm not upset. Why would I be upset? Yes everything is fine. I swear.
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Jan 3, 2020 16:05
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That I’m a white cis-het male.
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Jan 4, 2020 21:02
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Is this the thread where I come out
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Donovan Trip posted:Is this the thread where I come out It's either here or at a theatrical screening of CATS.
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Jan 4, 2020 21:28
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My spouse left me, op thanks for bringing it up
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Jan 4, 2020 21:34
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I told my wife that I'd stop putting socks in places that didn't make sense The truth is, as soon as she unzips the upholstery on her chair to figure out where all the lumps are coming from, buckets of socks will come tumbling forth in an unstoppable tide of socks
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Jan 4, 2020 21:39
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Everything. Just everything.
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terminal chillness posted:My spouse left me, op thanks for bringing it up Maybe if you had been better at lying this wouldn’t have happened
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Jan 4, 2020 23:19
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Maybe if you had been better at laying this wouldn’t have happened
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Atlas Risen posted:That I’m a white cis-het male. Maybe you should tell them
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Sekenr posted:Not married but cheated on my gf with a goddamned coworker You too, or don't. You probably won't for a few more years, save it for the divorce argument.
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