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Sumatra_7
Mar 27, 2010
Outrageous Lumpwad
The speed of light is actually infinite, to the thing in motion.

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DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Race segregation makes everyone poor. Even rich people can’t enjoy their own poo poo when poverty exists. :shrug:

Doesn't stop them from trying though,

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

somethings last forever

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The president has diminished capacity

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer. If your hand is smaller than your face, you have AIDS. If your hand is exactly the same size as your face, you should call the CDC immediately because this has never happened before and you're likely highly contagious.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Science has irrefutably proven that whomever smelt it, dealt it.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Eldercain posted:

Your dick is supposed to look like that

gently caress, if this is science I guess I'm switching to Chinese traditional medicine or something

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you drive more careful when you are drunk

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Phrenology is a new and exciting science that allows us to determine how undesirable former and current regional populations are through the careful examination of the shape and size of their skulls.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

sun also confirmed for flat

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Colonel Cancer posted:

Everything is aliiive man :2bong:

Things like rocks and stars just operate on a different timescale.

Mooey Cow posted:

It turns out the "hard problem of consciousness" is hard for the same reason the question "why is there a force of gravity" is hard; it is simply a fundamental aspect of the universe inherent in all things.

Rocks are alive? And they think?? Woah, that's indeed a controversial fact, but since it's posted in this thread it's true (proven by science). I learned something new, thanks folks.

I got a whole new perspective on pet rocks, and the unwitting abuse we subject them to.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


if you really think about the theory of gravity, if you grab on to your feet and pull up then (if you're strong enough) you should be able to lift yourself

from there, theoretically, you should be able to fly

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
People who clean they butt hole in the shower with soap are more likely to die swiftly when the world begins to end

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The human colon is capable of containing 6 regulation size billiard balls.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

everything tastes better when it falls

apples out of a tree

chips and pop out of a vending machine

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Eldercain posted:

People who clean they butt hole in the shower with soap are more likely to die swiftly when the world begins to end

Not cleaning you're butt hole dramatically increases your chances of developing potentially-fatal rear end fissures, regardless of eschatological status

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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9 out of every 11 people who use Dr Bronners soap are already in a cult or thinking of joining one.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Bees are self-aware

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Not cleaning you're butt hole dramatically increases your chances of developing potentially-fatal rear end fissures, regardless of escatological status

FTFY

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

All electrons are actually the same electron in multiple places at the same time.

The original is kept in Elon Musk's basement, and is the real source of Grimes' pregnancy.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

DMT beings are real. But further experimentation might be necessary.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Troy of Homeric fame did indeed exist.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crocodiles are a kind of water bird

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sphynx cats are cats are bald by choice

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

my penis is very long and narrow
it pierces pussies like an arrow

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Joe Mama Poonana posted:

my penis is very long and narrow
it pierces pussies like an arrow

Please don't present untested hypotheses as fact

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Piss is in fact not stored in the balls :monocle:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Grem posted:

Abstinence only sex education is really the only way you're gonna bang a 30 year old virgin these days so move to a small town in Louisiana and join a church and hope for the best.

So your fantasy is "To Sir, With Love", but sexually?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
The hexagonal shape of honeycomb is due to bees being adept at the occult.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please don't present untested hypotheses as fact
myth busted!!!! :mmmhmm:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
it turns out smoking is bad for you

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Different races' asses taste different

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Daikloktos posted:

Different races' asses taste different
James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
the universe we perceive as three dimensional is actually a two dimensional hologram containing information such that when projected it appears three dimensional

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Cheek Esters epigenetically scatter by clade

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Cearel is soup

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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twistedmentat posted:

Cearel is soup
milk is boob broth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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My balls are stored in piss.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The little bigheaded, black-eyed creatures people claim are Aliens do exist. So do several other sorts.

But the correct and most scientific name for them is not "Extraterrestrials". It is Elves. The Fae is also applicable.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




The internet makes you smart(er).

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