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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I have (exactly) one. Its a burnt mads mikkelsen hannibal lecter Yeah I meant burn it like destroy it. Be a better person. You don't need that Funko Pieceofshit in your life. Join us.
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Julius CSAR posted:Fucko Pip fool of a took
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funko is a fun word to say i dont own any funkos ok bye
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funkoff!!!
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how is a man to live on 30 dollars a week worth of pops(tm)
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sweet thursday posted:less talkin more poppin Ah yes I remember the episode where Walt made a meth-clone of himself
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I don't currently own any Funko Ppops and I am in bliss
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ELI PORTER posted:funko pop! is a thing for white men who look like this: As a white man who looks like this, I both agree and take offense.
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TheAardvark posted:Someone buy me this I will but you have to buy me every other FUCKOHMMMBOP
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They're fine as kids toys I guess but they're just so terrifyingly ugly that I've never been able to glance at one without feeling repulsed.
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Fucko pops always remind of this scene in jaws
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Dont Touch ME posted:Imagine having your identity being based around Funk Pop!s so that when you see a thread on your paid forum that makes fun of your favorite collectable toy, you lash out blindly at other vaguely dorky poo poo.
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The planogram for the Funko Pop section at my store is an absolute nightmare, and they also send us 2 or 3 times more than we actually sell, loving up my stockroom. I will celebrate the day the fad ends and the company goes under.ELI PORTER posted:funko pop! is a thing for white men who look like this: To drat myself by giving the faintest praise, black nerds buy them too. Twitch fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Twitch posted:The planogram for the Funko Pop section at my store is an absolute nightmare, and they also send us 2 or 3 times more than we actually sell, loving up my stockroom. I will celebrate the day the fad ends and the company goes under. Don't hold your breath, there's a movie to come yet!
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Beartaco posted:how is a man to live on 30 dollars a week worth of pops(tm) ... ... ...very carefully
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Wonder how many times he shouted at his wife "These are not toys! They're an investment!" This will be the new generation of Benie Baby people who 25 years later can't believe that ultra rare beanbag duck they bought for 500$ in 1998 is worth jack poo poo today.
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What do Funko pops actually do??? I don't get it. Do they play music? Talk? Plug into your videogame like those Amiibo things (they are different things, right)? Roll forward if you pull them back? Have Kung Fu grip and spring-loaded blasters? Hula dance or head-bob if you shake them??? Do they even count as toys that some adults collect but kids can play with, or do you just collect them and... that's it?
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they are so loving ugly
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What do Funko pops actually do??? they keep the economic wheels of america turning, what are you, some kind of communist? tell me son, why do you hate freedom?
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What do Funko pops actually do??? No one knows. Nobody has ever seen one out of the package.
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The Dregs posted:No one knows. Nobody has ever seen one out of the package. The heads rotate. No other part moves
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Speleothing posted:The heads rotate. No other part moves As a rotund, desk-bound man-about-the-net, this body type speaks to me. Heavily.
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Twitch posted:The planogram for the Funko Pop section at my store is an absolute nightmare, and they also send us 2 or 3 times more than we actually sell, loving up my stockroom. I will celebrate the day the fad ends and the company goes under. Yeah they're taking away valuable shelf space from all that physical media people are constantly buying.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What do Funko pops actually do??? You know how sometimes you walk into someone's house and you see a whole bookshelf of plush toys or crystals? It lets you know that they are mentally ill and not good with money, it's a very effective flag for the world to see just like ownership of multitude of cats
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This is a pic of the one I had. Look at this cheap, stupid piece of poo poo. The only cool part was the leg that broke off was the side with the cane.
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Apr 4, 2020 16:26
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Is that a rare uncircumcised MPB in mint condition? I'm doing a face like Herman Munster right now as I attempt to sneak into my wife's home office to find her credit card.
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Whenever I see specifically manufactured objects I realize that they came from an entire factory in China that is specifically for that one function and that the world is so much bigger than I will ever understand and that none of it concerns me and that I should have never been born.
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Colonel Cancer posted:You know how sometimes you walk into someone's house and you see a whole bookshelf of plush toys or crystals? It lets you know that they are mentally ill and not good with money, it's a very effective flag for the world to see just like ownership of multitude of cats At least with a plush toy you can hug it or whatever. These things are supposed to only be looked at, but they are no good for that purpose because they are ugly as hell.
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Nice dildo Mr Vader
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Sleeveless posted:Yeah they're taking away valuable shelf space from all that physical media people are constantly buying. At least those 12 copies of "Silver Linings Playbook" have a neat and orderly spot on the shelf, is all I'm saying.
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Who could forget the Princess Diana Funko Pop with the unfortunately named “Chase” limited edition.  Edit: forgot to tell this story. I know a guy who got fired from the video game store when this came in because he took a photo of it getting run over by a James Bond car and posted it on their social media. He is a dipshit Chrs fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Wonder how many times he shouted at his wife "These are not toys! They're an investment!" Bernie Baby 
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sweet thursday posted:Bernie Baby Okay, now this is epic
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:As a white man who looks like this, I both agree and take offense.
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do the heads come off particularly easy or are they prone to breaking into sharp shards of plastic under pressure if squeezed hard? Not REAL hard just imagine the pressure of, say, an overly-comfortable...hand shake, let's call it, about. Around there. Give or take, my friend says. But about that. Would that cause the head to deform or become damaged in anyway that would become damaging to human tissue or anything or if, like, lol, tugged on just "come off" wherever it was? I mean just how well are these made I guess just in general I mean?
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When I googled this I was almost certain that it was going to turn out to be a bad-taste photoshop. Nope.
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I've never understood the appeal. They are the ugliest figurines ever. I feel like the people that buy these are the same people that call their dogs "furbabies" and build their entire identity around Star Wars and/or Marvel movies.
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