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HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Would anyone on this entire card lose to CM Punk?

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

DoombatINC posted:

I mean, he seemed pretty okay with it

The long game

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

HouseOfLeaves99 posted:

Would anyone on this entire card lose to CM Punk?

You could be asking this about literally any UFC card I have ever seen, and the answer is a very confident no.

Including all the straw weight women fighters.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

HouseOfLeaves99 posted:

Would anyone on this entire card lose to CM Punk?
anyone on this card, including the women and the bantamweights, would annihilate CM Punk

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
that ref looks in better shape than goldberg he could also beat cm punk

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

HouseOfLeaves99 posted:

Would anyone on this entire card lose to CM Punk?

I think there's people in this thread who'd beat CM punk.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

"just throw that left"

the most Dan Henderson advice ever

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari

BlindSite posted:

I think there's people in this thread who'd beat CM punk.

cavauro

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Zeta Acosta posted:

that ref looks in better shape than goldberg he could also beat cm punk

lol yeah my money would def be on Tan Dan

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

BlindSite posted:

I think there's people in this thread who'd beat CM punk.

I think Anik could beat CM punk

Soothing Vapors posted:

I would pay 65 for that PPV to find out

:same:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

TheTofuShop posted:

I think Anik could beat CM punk

I would pay 65 for that PPV to find out

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zhang Weili would loving murder CM Punk.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
I just want to hear someone around the ring start coughing. Just a rattling raspy cough.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Spann landing hands.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
loving :lol: at alvey's spinning kicks.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol Alvey’s spinning kicks at the end of the round

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Holy poo poo lol. That looked like a little kid in his second week of karate lessons.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Rogan keeps saying that Alvey's right hook is sneaky but I think Spann is just bad.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
spann getting spammd over there

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Alvey is pretty much just throwing a russian hook, why is Rogan so confused today?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
I like Alvey. Always have.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



BlindSite posted:

Alvey is pretty much just throwing a russian hook, why is Rogan so confused today?

drugs, the same reason he is confused every day

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

man i would love to be in the truck for this, I cannot imagine what is goin on that they have so much dead air inbetween rounds

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Haha the corner guy yelling hands up and the smiling guy putting his hands up comically high

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Spann is fighting like no one in his camp has ever watched a Sam Alvey fight

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
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BlindSite posted:

Alvey is pretty much just throwing a russian hook, why is Rogan so confused today?

I mean it's his job to hype up both fighters, not to talk poo poo about them on the broadcast, I'm not surprised by it.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
loving hell these shots are brutal sounding.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Yeah, Spann seems bad because once Alvey gets hit his defense appears to be limply flail wildly and somehow Spann gets pushed back by that.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
*slaps hood of Sam Alvey* this baby is uh real durable

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
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TheTofuShop posted:

man i would love to be in the truck for this, I cannot imagine what is goin on that they have so much dead air inbetween rounds

What do you mean? On the Fightpass broadcast I'm seeing the corners. If you're watching on ESPN/ESPN+, it's always lovely, that's ESPN's fault.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
maybe I'm psychotic but I have this 29-28 Alvey so far

that said, i hate this fight and haven't been paying close attention

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

Yeah, Spann seems bad because once Alvey gets hit his defense appears to be limply flail wildly and somehow Spann gets pushed back by that.

Alvey’s striking defense looks like an animal crossing character when a wasp nest appears

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
What happened to Ben Henderson?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Alvey would’ve absolutely finished that fight if he didn’t go for that choke.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Alvey’s striking defense looks like an animal crossing character when a wasp nest appears

Holy poo poo I love this forum so much.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Zeta Acosta posted:

What happened to Ben Henderson?
He's in Bellator.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol 10 more secs in that round and it would have been an Alvey tko

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Zeta Acosta posted:

What happened to Ben Henderson?

Turns out prayer doesn’t make you a better fighter.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Man the ESPN feed is really delayed.

Good ending by Alvey.

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Keith Mars
Nov 28, 2007
Former Sheriff of Balboa County
Lmao what a stupid fight but a cool third round.

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