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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Star Trek: Pakled

It's just a re-watch of ST:P but you replace Picard with a Pakled

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
TNG continuation but it takes place right after TNG/its movies ended and the main cast is just the characters that got turned into kid versions of themselves in that one episodes, played by those now grown up kids.

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
A guy who fetishizes the late 90s post grunge era the way Tom Paris fetishizes the 50s. Trying to impress space babes by putting on some Marcy Playground deep cuts, getting insanely huffy when she says “so they’re like nirvana? They’re actually my favorite ancient music band”

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

A show like Casino, but for Federation Night Clubs. Star Trek keeps referencing night clubs and that one bit in Into Darkness where Scotty is getting wasted at one was neat.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

a show from the maquis' point of view. they constantly gently caress everything up, their lives are a constant morass of petty drama and fickle sexual rivalries, and they get balls-deep into the most totally inane ideological tiffs possible which result in even more dysfunction and failure.

Sounds like C-SPAM Trek

Peanut President posted:

If you're gonna do that the ship almost has to go out in a blaze of glory, right? Like they autopilot it to eat a giant laser or whatever to protect a science vessel hauling refugees

The ship saves the universe and then falls apart Blues Brothers style... actually on thought that'd basically be One Piece (spoilas)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSreaQbq-W8
Actually, hell, it'd totally work having the ship's computer turn out to be sentient and to love the crew, and in its last moments before falling apart regret that it couldn't take them any further

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
A series set 5 years into the hologram revolution that seemed prime to occur 5-10 years after voyager

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
Aliens that can kill with their mind but live by a very strict anti-psychic code and may be bluffing

A dog (number 1?) in a robot body as the “has to learn about humanity” character

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
Janeway executed for the murder of tuvix

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ApQrbhQp8

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
World Series of Tongo

Your uncle can watch it and pretend to understand it on a deeper level than anyone else he knows.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Tasha Yar: Origin

And they constantly make references to her fate of being killed by the black slime monster... completely negating the entire point of that episode that her death was senseless.

It would still be better written and less hamfisted than Star Trek: Picard.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Replicator Nightmares

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Cutthroat Replicator

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Hell’s Replicator

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Just finally make Assignment: Earth

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Iron Chef: Qo'noS

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Bonzo posted:

Iron Chef: Qo'noS

There's 51 different varieties of Gagh so that's like four seasons of TV right there!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I liked the STO shuttle mission about preparing a dinner of Klingon-Ferengi fusion cuisine- given both species have a liking for invertebrates, their food may be more compatible than you'd think. Also apparently Ferengi-Cajun fusion cuisine is delicious.

Grandpa Sisko: Space Chef

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Bajoran Pickers

A group of Bajoran archeologists travel Cardassian worlds to search out lost artifacts of Bajor but mostly just find junk

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Boston Legal in space

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


A documentary series where each episode they walk you through a different board game or sport from across the galaxy, possibly framed as training for Federation diplomats.

Yes this is an excuse to have another Allamaraine episode.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Star Trek: Let's Watch

A new YouTube series where Troi and Riker sit in a holodeck to watch and comment on older TNG missions.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Bonzo posted:

Star Trek: Let's Watch

A new YouTube series where Troi and Riker sit in a holodeck to watch and comment on older TNG missions.

Would probably actually do good business

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tulip posted:

A documentary series where each episode they walk you through a different board game or sport from across the galaxy, possibly framed as training for Federation diplomats.

Yes this is an excuse to have another Allamaraine episode.

I wonder if this relates to how every single ambassador we see in Star Trek is completely insufferable

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Bonzo posted:

Star Trek: Let's Watch

A new YouTube series where Troi and Riker sit in a holodeck to watch and comment on older TNG missions.

Only if they watch their most embarrassing movies missions and she's loaded.

Frakes and Sirtis commentary on Insurrection was so good.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

HootTheOwl posted:

Boston Legal in space

Boson Legal

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Take a Starfleet ship and a ship full of terrorists and send them across the galaxy very suddenly. Force the ships to combine their efforts as they try and make the journey home which they expect could take several generations.

It could be great. The ship wears down over the seasons. Lots of opportunity for a long continuous story. The characters will grow, change, and have their ideals challenged when they’re far from the comforts of home and safety.

You definitely don’t want it to be episodic. That would defeat the entire purpose of the premise. Can you imagine having a huge reset button every week as if nothing the crew did mattered?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Star Trek: Variety

It's a Variety show. 42 minutes if Klingon Opera, Hologram Stand Up Comedians, dance numbers, sketches, maybe a somber song to call attention to social issues.


Star Trek: Cabaret

Kinda the same but on later because uniforms are shorter and just as trashy and blue as the humor.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Will the dance numbers be of the Tap variety?

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Zesty posted:

Will the dance numbers be of the Tap variety?

Klingon Ballet*






*its a mosh pit.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
true reboot series where there is no thread tying back to past shows, no obligation to recognize or follow any previously established plot points or character traits, also Diane Duane is hired so we can use a bunch of her stuff (including, eventually, a Horta on the Enterprise, and her conception of Romulan history and society)




and andythign can hadplen

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
Stavros Halkias as a hologram of famous historical earth comedian Stavros Halkias as the “learns about humanity” character.

Nick Mullen on the writing team but not very high up

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I got this idea for an entire Star Trek series where the holodeck breaks down and

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
Game of thrones, every season of it, but midway through the finale is just that one tyrannical blonde dragon lady. Instead of dying or whatever, she says "end program", the surroundings change to the yellow grid, and the holodeck doors open.

As she stands in the doorway, looking back at the empty holodeck in thought, a man's voice over the comms breaks her reverie.

"Captain, we're approaching our destination. We'll need you on the bridge in an hour or so."

"Understood." she replies.

Fade to black, roll credits.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Error 404 posted:

Game of thrones, every season of it, but midway through the finale is just that one tyrannical blonde dragon lady. Instead of dying or whatever, she says "end program", the surroundings change to the yellow grid, and the holodeck doors open.

As she stands in the doorway, looking back at the empty holodeck in thought, a man's voice over the comms breaks her reverie.

"Captain, we're approaching our destination. We'll need you on the bridge in an hour or so."

"Understood." she replies.

Fade to black, roll credits.

Wasn't this basically Enterprise

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Wasn't this basically Enterprise

:thejoke:

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Zesty posted:

Frakes and Sirtis commentary on Insurrection was so good.

So good.

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Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Bonzo posted:

Star Trek: Autonomous

The USS Autonomous, the first Starfleet vessel to complete a 5 year mission in 2 months. Turns our you can explore space better without humans diverting course to get laid, or get trapped for some ancient civilization's outdated tech, or having to go around a 2 million sq. km nubula that melts flesh.

Warp core performs much better too without needing life support, replicators (for food anyway), and holodecks.

They did this in TOS, it's called The Ultimate Computer. it turns out that you need a human captain who wants to get laid, or else the ship blows up all of Starfleet.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

true reboot series where there is no thread tying back to past shows, no obligation to recognize or follow any previously established plot points or character traits, also Diane Duane is hired so we can use a bunch of her stuff (including, eventually, a Horta on the Enterprise, and her conception of Romulan history and society)


:perfect:

Kesper North fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jul 10, 2020

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