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Tie yourself to the tail of an aeroplane and start masturbating during takeoff.
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What if the thing you need to move 6 feet is actually space itself? ________________/ 
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this is pretty straightforward really but lets start at the basics first off the longer your donger is then the more advantage you are going to have off from the start, but dont worry even if you have a micro baby wiener theres a lot of options to increase your range but i just thought id mention that i have NO PROBLEMS IN THIS AREA. unfortunately being taller does help in this regard when talking about indoor flat land records. next start eating as much fresh fruit as humanly possible, you might poo poo your pants but you are going to be so full of fruit juice its gotta go somewhere. the more obtuse and tropical the better. pineapple, mangosteen, durians. go crazy. someone mentioned celery. certainly cant hurt. ZMA supplements are your next go to for thickness. but you dont want to clog it all up. you want medium viscosity. also think of your dick like a garden hose nozzle. volume only part of it but what you really want is range so if you are into that weird poo poo like sticking things in your pee hole. stop. you also shouldnt be doing this in the first place IMO but thats a different thread. now you gotta do muscle exercises. gotta beef up and do kegals for men. if there is a way to do resistance training for this maybe someone can enlighten me but you just gotta flex the gently caress out of your ball muscles. 8-10 weeks of off and on ball flexing should be good for begginers now you have to work transferring momentum from your body to the shot, standard double feet planted rules apply, no running starts, even though thats a fun party trick. think of it like throwing a soccer ball into play. and finally for shits and giggles you can find the biggest cliff in town and wait for a crazy tail wind. again these records dont really count but you might as well go for the maximum distance at least once. and finally you gotta save up your precious bodily fluids. I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. saving up too long causes your body to stop producing the goods, so dont wait too long. there is definitely a goldilocks amount of time. any ways hope this helps, yall can add anything i missed, and as always happy shooting! 
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May 28, 2020 21:55
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in grade 10 my friend kyle said if u put some ice cube on your balls right when you are about to bust yo u can hit the ceiling i havent tried it but sometimes when the cool draft hits just right anything is possible when you believe in yourself
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May 28, 2020 22:01
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Cut off your balls and throw them across the room.
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May 28, 2020 22:03
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OP just get three people to take their shoes off and stand beside each other. You can do it!
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May 28, 2020 22:05
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My cums just sort of sploot out a few inches but there is a LOT of it
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May 28, 2020 22:06
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Sustained pressure on your prostate should help you in your quest OP. I suggest a male penis to help provide that pressure.
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May 28, 2020 22:26
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Oscar Wild posted:Sustained pressure on your prostate should help you in your quest OP. I suggest a male penis to help provide that pressure. I prefer the female penis, honestly.
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May 28, 2020 22:28
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as long as the shooters feet are firmly planted any gender of penis in the butt is a fair play
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May 28, 2020 22:32
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I prefer the female penis, honestly. Sure, if you want someone who has no idea what they're doing.
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May 28, 2020 22:36
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numberoneposter posted:this is pretty straightforward really but lets start at the basics This seems like a lot of stuff to remember, but you missed out the most important thing. Chris Rock even has a bit about it. “Every man in here has two levels of cum. First level is regular, comes out like ketchup” *shuffles around making yurp yurp noises* “But level two? If you’re doing the nasty poo poo we want you to do, saying the nasty poo poo we want you to say and wearing the nasty poo poo we want you to wear, it’s going to take a loving eye out.”
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May 28, 2020 23:03
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Have you tried jumping backwards six feet while you ejaculate? Or maybe tuck your dong between you legs so it's pointing backwards and jump forwards.
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May 28, 2020 23:11
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it is a simple but sad fact. u are lacking in sex power op. my sympathies
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May 28, 2020 23:27
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Torquemada posted:Make sure to jerk of on the side with the drop though There's a lot of days where if you pour a bottle of water our over the "drop" side of the dam, air currents will launch that water back up to you. So do that while jerking off. It would be hilarious.
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May 28, 2020 23:41
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Who What Now posted:Ok I have robot dong and huge tits, what's next? PMing me
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May 29, 2020 01:51
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Take some crackers with you to the local park. Scatter crumbled crackers around your feet, and wait for pigeons to come. Then jerk it onto the pigeons. They'll fly off, and voila!
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May 29, 2020 03:48
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Kegels, OP. They’ll also help you clench your b hole so tight that people know that the “EXIT ONLY” tattoo on your rear end is serious.
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May 29, 2020 04:02
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If you ram your prostate at the right moment...
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May 29, 2020 04:24
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OP, the less dick you have means the less resistance your splooge has to exit your body Something to think about.
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May 29, 2020 05:40
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if you have the means to i suggest blasting yourself to the moon and doing the fabled "moon shot" in low gravity vacuum
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May 29, 2020 06:44
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Apollo 14's Alan Shepard may have the longest drive, but you could have the longest stroke
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May 29, 2020 08:10
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Read up on the venturi effect, OP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venturi_effect
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May 29, 2020 08:44
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May 29, 2020 09:04
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Willfrey posted:OP, the less dick you have means the less resistance your splooge has to exit your body It actually works the other way like a gun. If your donger is too short, some of the air used to push it out will escape behind it. With a big long one, the full force of the air enters the tube while still behind the load and imparts more force and pressure on it.
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May 29, 2020 10:49
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Gbs is the subforum where you can learn about jizz physics, or "jyzzics" as it is popularly known
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May 29, 2020 10:52
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what you need to do is get one of these: and hold it underneath just as you sploot. it should give u a bit of extra lift E: this wont be allowed in competition settings of course Bardeh fucked around with this message at 11:14 on May 29, 2020 |
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May 29, 2020 11:10
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Has anyone mentioned putting your thumb over part of the jizzhole like when you’re using a garden hose without a sprayer attachment ? Pretty sure it works the same. I don’t know because I naturally shoot powerful jets of hot cum
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May 29, 2020 13:58
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goethe.cx posted:does anybody have any suggestions for how i could make my cumshots fly a distance of 6 feet or greater? there's no particular reason why i chose 6 feet as the baseline it's just a number so don't ask why it's 6 feet. but it has to be 6 feet or more Only cum during high G stress tests.
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May 29, 2020 14:11
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Get this... Helium filled condoms
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May 29, 2020 14:56
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You gotta torture your balls something fierce, OP. I mean “smash your nutsack with a ball peen hammer” kind of stuff here.
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May 29, 2020 17:09
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hakimashou posted:It actually works the other way like a gun. This man knows his jizz science, I concede my point
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construct a 10 foot straw and insert into pisshole. cums now going over 10 feet.
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