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*screeching into a McDonald’s parking lot i turn to the intern riding shotgun* “Now this is archaeology!”
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 04:21 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:41 |
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we appreciate your passion kenneth but you have to stop kissing every potsherd you find. i quit.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 04:46 |
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oh but seriously I posted:Wondering if there are guys that the dowsing rod guys look down on. the dowsing rod people use their dowsing rods on regular folks and are like "wow we've got a huge lump of lead here" and "I'm not getting anything . . . nothing at all" they do the same thing to each other, it's their culture
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 05:58 |
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very carefully peeling back layers of lasagna and eating them one at a time |
# ? Jun 28, 2020 06:06 |
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nut posted:but the kid was really ancient so he’s actually just an archaeologist the chinese kid? |
# ? Jun 28, 2020 08:08 |
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Guys you're gonna want to see this! *Proudly holds up a piece of pottery with a picture of a dick scratched onto it*
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 08:24 |
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2000 years ago: pharaoh: death priest, my guy, fart in this canopic jar haha priest: what, why oh mighty pharoah? pharaoh: just do it, square In the present: archaeologist opening canopic jar: oh that son of a bitch
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 08:48 |
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Archaeologist exploring tomb: Hmm, these hieroglyphs suggest that the only way to disarm the giant rolling rock trap is... to smell this canopic jar?
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 08:54 |
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Indiana Jones and the holy grail, redux. Grail knight: inside one of these jars is the holy grail. But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will result in a fate worse than death *He gestures at a table with a wide array of jars, some bejewelled, others painted* Nazi guy: ok I pick this one I guess, a jar fit for the king of kings. *he selects a bejewelled, golden jar and opens it* Nazi guy: what's that sme- oh gross what the gently caress Grail knight: *snickering* you have chosen poorly, haha, idiot
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 09:04 |
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pharaoh on his death bed: ...b-b-bury me with my colonic jar his second in command: but king, they are called canopic jars! pharaoh: *smirks* not this one
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 12:04 |
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*spends 3 weeks meticulously cleaning structural stonework* *lifts stones and finds juice carton from 1997* |
# ? Jun 28, 2020 12:50 |
abuse culture. posted:very carefully peeling back layers of lasagna and eating them one at a time ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 00:15 |
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i will never forgive channel 4 for cancelling time team. yes, it was boring. being boring was the point! *sweeps tiny pottery fragments onto the floor and flounces out in the style of tony robinson* |
# ? Jul 16, 2020 00:26 |
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clutches my diary to my chest, knowing how culturally important my crush on brad is going to be in 20 000 years
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 01:53 |
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my posts itt may or may not be based off my brief career as an anthro major
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:01 |
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phillip this is shameful, you have a loving degree. there is no excuse for this kind of sloppy handling. i can't even gently caress what's left of this urn
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 08:24 |
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not even prof. randolphs massive hog can gently caress this urn phillip, you're a disgrace to the entire profession
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 08:30 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:41 |
smashing intact pottery so that each of my buddies can have a shard
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