mexican willie posted:

?has a long face
?loves bikes and installed metal dicks on all his bikes so he can suck them off
?gets horny from abuse and humiliation
?his truds are valuable because his damaged hole creates rare truds. people by them and eat them
?keeps dried up turds in his glove compartment so he can suck them off when he's horny
?seizures
?one large ball
?works at an office where the only work they do is abuse him
?has a hosed up hole. does not respect his hole
?has a lovely truck where he gets handjobs and bjs
?all men like to gently caress jim
?slanty
?gay
?piece of poo poo
?his posts are pieces of poop
?everybody pisses and cums on his face
?can only masturbate to snuff films of bikes being killed
?his sack is out of balance due to his single ball
?jims face is like the face in mario 2 that chases you when you grab a key except it's very long and goes directly for a bike to suck off
?his favorite bike to suck off also has a soul patch
?he has bike porn for the bikes and masturbates them off
?he gets hard when he chains his bike up (bondage) but his dick is so small nobody notices
?one day a week they make him wear a dress to work. he loves the humiliation
?his nickname around the office is The Long Faced Toilet and they put garbage in his mouth even though you aren't supposed to put garbage in the toilet
?his face is one of those urinals that extends all the way to the floor and somebody took a dump in it
?license plate is FUNTURD
?its legal to speed in your car if youre on the way to gently caress jim, a cop is legally required to provide an escort in this case
?in boulder there are jim lanes like carpool lanes. you can use them if youre going to damage jims hole. most people keep a dildo in the passenger seat at all times so they can legally use the jim lanes
?many men who can't gently caress jim in person print out his pic and jack off or piss on it
?he only hooks up with chicks in parking lots. he is ashamed of his apartment which is a giant hollowed out bike
?jim sticks his tongue out while cranking off
?loves drug tests at work. they make him do it in the middle of the office and everyone laughs at his small dick and they make him drink the piss
?his coworkers use his face as a toilet but sometimes will piss or crap on the floor then jim rolls around in it naked to clean it up
?he sucks dried up turds to practice
?wants to be a sponge for piss
?rolls around in trash trying to cut his dick on broken glass
?released his long face bike certificate
?little pecker havin bike fucker
?jim loves to get his rear end kicked at work. he is annoying in the office so people hit him with baseball bats and piss on his stuff
?jim goes into biker bars and tells the guys about his bicycle. he does it so they beat the poo poo out of him and piss on him. it makes him cum that sick bitch
?he is such a dildo
?likes the pain of getting soap in his tiny dickhole
?is trying to figure out how to make bikes piss
?the sperm that created jim also had a long face and was actually visible to the human eye
?they did a photoshoot of jims dick at the office. they need something to laugh at when they are feeling down
?cranks off into an empty snapple bottle and whiffs it
?claims to have sucked off the guy who played the soup nazi and the guy the character was based on
?at the office they have a contest to see who can make a poop that looks the most like jim. everybody wins and sniffing the poop makes jim horny
?sits at home and injures his own dick with tools
?has posters up in his house of bikes with dicks on them
?once tried to tip a waitress with a very small bike
?stuffs a crap into a condom and sucks it off
?saran wrapped a toad and stuffed it into his broken horny hole
?has sex with bikes by getting his dick cut up in the gears. the pain gets him off.
?jim needs to jelq his dick but it's so pathetic and all burnt up
?shows his dick to men at the park. they usually laugh or kick his rear end or both
?loves being taken to task for his small dick
?if he has to pee while driving he whips his tiny dick out and pees all over the steering wheel and dash
?has a plan in which he dresses up as corsair's wife and supposedly wants to be taught how to drive a stick shift
?buys illegal supplements to make his already tiny dick even smaller
?sucked a dick off craigslist. he hooked up in the for sale - bikes section
?loves to have his dick chewed on by rodents or wild dogs
?has a tramp stamp of 2 bikes and his long rear end face
?does a trick at bars where he pulls a small metal bike out of his hole. it's bloody and covered in turds
?when he goes to the bar the bouncers work him over especially his tiny dick and he loves it
?brings dildos to the bar
?has a new garage door opener
?the ceo uses jim's dick as a tee and hits golf balls off of it
?dr dogballs: what about black or tarry stools? jim: no thanks i ate on the way over
?the guys at the office are not gay but they love to gently caress him and damage his hole
?they show jim's photo on the jumbotron at sports games to get the fans angry at the opposing team
?jim shows up at sports games to try and get his hole worked over with a wooden bat
?they don't call it hump day at jims office. its hole day and all the boys destroy his hole with office supplies and wooden dildos
?his email address used to be HomoTurdSuckInCar@hotmail.com but they shut it down
?wanted the groundscrew to scold him like a dog when he sucked off the golf cart
?there are pictures of jim's tiny wet dick all over the office to remind everybody jim is a piece of poo poo
?damaged his hole with wood planks one morning. it left splinters
?his blown out hole looks like a huge gross prune and it leaves pus stains on his underwear but he loves it
?his hole cannot be repaired and that's how he likes it
?puts tortilla chips in his hole to damage it further. the sharp edges and salt make Picante Night very painful but it always makes him cum
?some guys at jim's office got laid off for going easy on jim's hole
?jim's mom knows about the hole and tried to have an intervention but then she saw the hole and had to damage it further
?jim is a total turd harvester at work
?got fired from his job at the zoo for putting worms in his hole and letting baby birds peck at them
?jim's boss at the zoo put a snake in jim's hole and pulled his pants down. then a bunch of kids laughed because their dicks are bigger than jims
?likes it when bikers throw darts at his empty scrotum
?new garage door opener
?the guys at work like to press the button on his garage door opener while they abuse jim's hole
?when the neighbors see jim's garage door going up and down that's how they know his hole is being ruined somewhere
?jim closes the garage door on his small dick
?got his dick tip frosted so the guys at the office could see it better and hit it with bats
?his hole is a real boondoggle
?uses a dog whistle to make local dogs chew up his small dick and hole
?they are going to use some pics of jim's hole in a PSA about hole abuse. they will also show a video of him sucking a bike off just to embarrass him
?jim celebrates cinco de mayo often. (slathers his hole in mayo and lets some latino thugs go to town on it)
?jim's hole looks like an uncooked meatball that someone pressed their finger into
?loves to look in the mirror at his hole to see how hosed up it is. it makes him horny for a garage door ball crushing session
?puts garage door opener parts in his hole
?dogs go wild when they smell jim's hole. they want to bite it and further damage it
?wishes he could get hosed by every character from Beauty and the Beast, especially the beast and that candle guy
?his small wet dick has so much moisture that it experiences the tides
?he is good at doing precision cartwheels at the frolf course with his dick out to get it cut off
?face is extremely long
?jim loves getting truds on his long face most visitors to the office poo poo on him
?jim's shits come out in weird shapes because his ruined hole can not form them into a log. they look like meteors. these are truds
?collectors pay good money for genuine jim truds
?there is a jim blimp, like the bang bus. the blimp comes to down and all the towns big dicked and strong men get on board to gently caress jim and they broadcast it
?the cops busted up occupy wall street because not enough people were pissing and cumming on jim pics
?a dildo spectre is going to damage jims hole on holeoween
?there is a popular haunted house in jims town it shows pictures of his hole and his moisture levels
?there is a species of hole bug that is only known to exist in jims hole. they feed on his turds and drink the dick moisture
?this sunday on ppv the top holemen from around the world are going to work jim over. bigtime cummers are going to be shooting loads on his face as well
?jim saw an 18-wheeler with a banner that said OVERSIZED LOAD and it made him so horny that he flagged it down and sucked the truck off
?the driver used some dildos to work his hole. he was on his way to jims office to deliver a pallet of big dildos
?a group of scientists was working very hard to recreate jims dicks moisture levels. they couldnt get there, but they got close enough to do some math and have a reasonable approximation. they published their findings but when it came out that they didnt factor in the smallness of jims dick they lost their funding
?bigtime pecker checker at the urinals

verbal enema posted:

those should be put in the Smithsonian

PTSDeedly Do posted:

So long

Giraffe posted:

Every time I saw that photo of him it made me happy.

PTSDeedly Do posted:

So long

PTSDeedly Do posted:

So long

500excf type r posted:

OP, Where's the original source because it's kinda funny that "a source on twitter claims he died" when you're a source on twitter that became suddenly interested in barnacle Jim yesterday.

I think it's a big coincidence, really almost too big of a coincidence, and I'm suspicious.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's in the ny times, op

https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1313296234032041984

mexican willie posted:

?has a long face
?loves bikes and installed metal dicks on all his bikes so he can suck them off
?gets horny from abuse and humiliation
?his truds are valuable because his damaged hole creates rare truds. people by them and eat them
?keeps dried up turds in his glove compartment so he can suck them off when he's horny
?seizures
?one large ball
?works at an office where the only work they do is abuse him
?has a hosed up hole. does not respect his hole
?has a lovely truck where he gets handjobs and bjs
?all men like to gently caress jim
?slanty
?gay
?piece of poo poo
?his posts are pieces of poop
?everybody pisses and cums on his face
?can only masturbate to snuff films of bikes being killed
?his sack is out of balance due to his single ball
?jims face is like the face in mario 2 that chases you when you grab a key except it's very long and goes directly for a bike to suck off
?his favorite bike to suck off also has a soul patch
?he has bike porn for the bikes and masturbates them off
?he gets hard when he chains his bike up (bondage) but his dick is so small nobody notices
?one day a week they make him wear a dress to work. he loves the humiliation
?his nickname around the office is The Long Faced Toilet and they put garbage in his mouth even though you aren't supposed to put garbage in the toilet
?his face is one of those urinals that extends all the way to the floor and somebody took a dump in it
?license plate is FUNTURD
?its legal to speed in your car if youre on the way to gently caress jim, a cop is legally required to provide an escort in this case
?in boulder there are jim lanes like carpool lanes. you can use them if youre going to damage jims hole. most people keep a dildo in the passenger seat at all times so they can legally use the jim lanes
?many men who can't gently caress jim in person print out his pic and jack off or piss on it
?he only hooks up with chicks in parking lots. he is ashamed of his apartment which is a giant hollowed out bike
?jim sticks his tongue out while cranking off
?loves drug tests at work. they make him do it in the middle of the office and everyone laughs at his small dick and they make him drink the piss
?his coworkers use his face as a toilet but sometimes will piss or crap on the floor then jim rolls around in it naked to clean it up
?he sucks dried up turds to practice
?wants to be a sponge for piss
?rolls around in trash trying to cut his dick on broken glass
?released his long face bike certificate
?little pecker havin bike fucker
?jim loves to get his rear end kicked at work. he is annoying in the office so people hit him with baseball bats and piss on his stuff
?jim goes into biker bars and tells the guys about his bicycle. he does it so they beat the poo poo out of him and piss on him. it makes him cum that sick bitch
?he is such a dildo
?likes the pain of getting soap in his tiny dickhole
?is trying to figure out how to make bikes piss
?the sperm that created jim also had a long face and was actually visible to the human eye
?they did a photoshoot of jims dick at the office. they need something to laugh at when they are feeling down
?cranks off into an empty snapple bottle and whiffs it
?claims to have sucked off the guy who played the soup nazi and the guy the character was based on
?at the office they have a contest to see who can make a poop that looks the most like jim. everybody wins and sniffing the poop makes jim horny
?sits at home and injures his own dick with tools
?has posters up in his house of bikes with dicks on them
?once tried to tip a waitress with a very small bike
?stuffs a crap into a condom and sucks it off
?saran wrapped a toad and stuffed it into his broken horny hole
?has sex with bikes by getting his dick cut up in the gears. the pain gets him off.
?jim needs to jelq his dick but it's so pathetic and all burnt up
?shows his dick to men at the park. they usually laugh or kick his rear end or both
?loves being taken to task for his small dick
?if he has to pee while driving he whips his tiny dick out and pees all over the steering wheel and dash
?has a plan in which he dresses up as corsair's wife and supposedly wants to be taught how to drive a stick shift
?buys illegal supplements to make his already tiny dick even smaller
?sucked a dick off craigslist. he hooked up in the for sale - bikes section
?loves to have his dick chewed on by rodents or wild dogs
?has a tramp stamp of 2 bikes and his long rear end face
?does a trick at bars where he pulls a small metal bike out of his hole. it's bloody and covered in turds
?when he goes to the bar the bouncers work him over especially his tiny dick and he loves it
?brings dildos to the bar
?has a new garage door opener
?the ceo uses jim's dick as a tee and hits golf balls off of it
?dr dogballs: what about black or tarry stools? jim: no thanks i ate on the way over
?the guys at the office are not gay but they love to gently caress him and damage his hole
?they show jim's photo on the jumbotron at sports games to get the fans angry at the opposing team
?jim shows up at sports games to try and get his hole worked over with a wooden bat
?they don't call it hump day at jims office. its hole day and all the boys destroy his hole with office supplies and wooden dildos
?his email address used to be HomoTurdSuckInCar@hotmail.com but they shut it down
?wanted the groundscrew to scold him like a dog when he sucked off the golf cart
?there are pictures of jim's tiny wet dick all over the office to remind everybody jim is a piece of poo poo
?damaged his hole with wood planks one morning. it left splinters
?his blown out hole looks like a huge gross prune and it leaves pus stains on his underwear but he loves it
?his hole cannot be repaired and that's how he likes it
?puts tortilla chips in his hole to damage it further. the sharp edges and salt make Picante Night very painful but it always makes him cum
?some guys at jim's office got laid off for going easy on jim's hole
?jim's mom knows about the hole and tried to have an intervention but then she saw the hole and had to damage it further
?jim is a total turd harvester at work
?got fired from his job at the zoo for putting worms in his hole and letting baby birds peck at them
?jim's boss at the zoo put a snake in jim's hole and pulled his pants down. then a bunch of kids laughed because their dicks are bigger than jims
?likes it when bikers throw darts at his empty scrotum
?new garage door opener
?the guys at work like to press the button on his garage door opener while they abuse jim's hole
?when the neighbors see jim's garage door going up and down that's how they know his hole is being ruined somewhere
?jim closes the garage door on his small dick
?got his dick tip frosted so the guys at the office could see it better and hit it with bats
?his hole is a real boondoggle
?uses a dog whistle to make local dogs chew up his small dick and hole
?they are going to use some pics of jim's hole in a PSA about hole abuse. they will also show a video of him sucking a bike off just to embarrass him
?jim celebrates cinco de mayo often. (slathers his hole in mayo and lets some latino thugs go to town on it)
?jim's hole looks like an uncooked meatball that someone pressed their finger into
?loves to look in the mirror at his hole to see how hosed up it is. it makes him horny for a garage door ball crushing session
?puts garage door opener parts in his hole
?dogs go wild when they smell jim's hole. they want to bite it and further damage it
?wishes he could get hosed by every character from Beauty and the Beast, especially the beast and that candle guy
?his small wet dick has so much moisture that it experiences the tides
?he is good at doing precision cartwheels at the frolf course with his dick out to get it cut off
?face is extremely long
?jim loves getting truds on his long face most visitors to the office poo poo on him
?jim's shits come out in weird shapes because his ruined hole can not form them into a log. they look like meteors. these are truds
?collectors pay good money for genuine jim truds
?there is a jim blimp, like the bang bus. the blimp comes to down and all the towns big dicked and strong men get on board to gently caress jim and they broadcast it
?the cops busted up occupy wall street because not enough people were pissing and cumming on jim pics
?a dildo spectre is going to damage jims hole on holeoween
?there is a popular haunted house in jims town it shows pictures of his hole and his moisture levels
?there is a species of hole bug that is only known to exist in jims hole. they feed on his turds and drink the dick moisture
?this sunday on ppv the top holemen from around the world are going to work jim over. bigtime cummers are going to be shooting loads on his face as well
?jim saw an 18-wheeler with a banner that said OVERSIZED LOAD and it made him so horny that he flagged it down and sucked the truck off
?the driver used some dildos to work his hole. he was on his way to jims office to deliver a pallet of big dildos
?a group of scientists was working very hard to recreate jims dicks moisture levels. they couldnt get there, but they got close enough to do some math and have a reasonable approximation. they published their findings but when it came out that they didnt factor in the smallness of jims dick they lost their funding
?bigtime pecker checker at the urinals

500excf type r posted:

OP, Where's the original source because it's kinda funny that "a source on twitter claims he died" when you're a source on twitter that became suddenly interested in barnacle Jim yesterday.

I think it's a big coincidence, really almost too big of a coincidence, and I'm suspicious.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

It's true, sadly. I won't be linking any proof because I don't want to posthumously doxx my friend or have any potential part in online people loving with his family.

PTSDeedly Do posted:

So long

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

seriously, imagine what people would do to the funeral if they knew who and where it was

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Was he known outside of SA?

RIP Barnacle Jim.

super sweet best pal posted:

I'm sad but I'm still laughing at the jokes.

500excf type r posted:

I would show the discord screenshots but mr video nasty has a racist screen name

Video Nasty posted:

lmao i don't use discord you loser