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I know everything about rocks. All three of them. E: Seriously what the gently caress go over my post history (please don't let me shame stay in the past) but I get a new page way more often than I should.
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Bitcoin mining is just making a more conductive groundpath for latent cache redundancies in the posix system.
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I can change the oil and tires on my car, and i can take apart a bicycle and put it back together again.
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I can tie my shoes and touch type in the dark and also make a mean grilled cheese sandwich
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Simone Magus posted:I can't roll joints but I can roll a cigarette in seconds flat nah if you can roll a cigarette, you can roll a joint. its not exactly a very different process, you just want a joint to be a little bit looser than you'd roll a cigarette because weed is a finer and stickier substance than tobacco so you need to help out the airflow. personally when i say i am good at rolling joints im talking about quality, not speed Earwicker fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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I can wipe my own rear end unassisted, and do a pretty good job, if I say so myself.
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^^ related: The human digestive tract was not designed to eat half a packet of old dried apricots from the back of the pantry in one go. Unrelated: I know the floral taxonomy of a few small scattered patches of desert better than anyone else on the planet. That's not really basic poo poo, but being proud of that is basic bitch poo poo so it counts.
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Outrail posted:^^ related: The human digestive tract was not designed to eat half a packet of old dried apricots from the back of the pantry in one go. Ooh neat! Are any of the floral patches good for butterflies?
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ikanreed posted:Ooh neat! Are any of the floral patches good for butterflies? I don't understand anything about butterflies. There's a green Ptilotus that moths seem to like tho.
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Elentor posted:I know way more about hair structure and chemistry than anyone should. Insects have "hairlike structures" rather than "hair." (Only mammals have hair.) How are they different?
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Insects have "hairlike structures" rather than "hair." (Only mammals have hair.) How are they different? They're made of chitin, not keratin, and aren't produced by special hair follicles, and instead, like all parts of the exoskeleton are produced during a moult in a nasty gooey form that hardens after shaping. They don't fall out after a set amount of time or growth, they don't continue to grow after being made. They really don't have much in common with hair at all. Your hair has more in common with a Rhino's horn than a fly's hair.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Insects have "hairlike structures" rather than "hair." (Only mammals have hair.) How are they different? They don't have to use L'Oréal products.
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BigBadSteve posted:I can wipe my own rear end unassisted, and do a pretty good job, if I say so myself. *sets down napkin* It's true!
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I evidently know what I can change when baking so as not to ruin it. I keep hearing baking is harder than cooking, but loving up a batch of muffins seems way harder than loving up a roast.
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Food goes in, poop comes out. Edit: I think
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I'm super good at a couple of video games. I can do all the moves in Kerbal Space Program and I know every song in La-Mulana.
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How to avoid getting mold on the grated cheese
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Kazzah posted:How to avoid getting mold on the grated cheese Enlighten me...
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Flannelette posted:Enlighten me... Eat it before it gets mouldy. You're welcome.
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Just don't touch it. No matter how clean you are all human skin has mold spores on it, which are harmless to us but death to cheese. Any piece of cheese you touch will grow mold after a week or so. You need to pour just the right amount of grated cheese out of the bag without touching it, and you're good.
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Kazzah posted:Just don't touch it. No matter how clean you are all human skin has mold spores on it, which are harmless to us but death to cheese. Any piece of cheese you touch will grow mold after a week or so. You need to pour just the right amount of grated cheese out of the bag without touching it, and you're good. What if I touch it really quick, so the spores don't have a chance to jump onto the cheese?
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Kazzah posted:Just don't touch it. No matter how clean you are all human skin has mold spores on it, which are harmless to us but death to cheese. Any piece of cheese you touch will grow mold after a week or so. You need to pour just the right amount of grated cheese out of the bag without touching it, and you're good. I love touching the grated cheese 
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I know a lot of the basics of forensic science, thanks to a teaching job. I even got myself into a huge forensic scientist conference and was surprised at how much of what I taught myself was correct. What I was not prepared for was one of the talks. I went to the wrong one and it was examples of what happens to a body after frozen, with lots of pictures. The real aftermath of a shotgun blast (then storing body in freezer) is pretty pretty bad. It messed with me for a few days.
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I know how to splice fiber optic and copper cable.
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neato burrito posted:I know how to splice fiber optic and copper cable. ... wait on a minute. Am I dumb?
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Outrail posted:... wait on a minute. Am I dumb? I don't think they meant to each other. But on the topic of things I do understand: yes, you are.
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ikanreed posted:I don't think they meant to each other. 
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Carwash oval office posted:I know a lot of the basics of forensic science, thanks to a teaching job. I even got myself into a huge forensic scientist conference and was surprised at how much of what I taught myself was correct. Don't worry, most forensic science is on thin ice and basically magic thinking that people don't bother to challenge and just assume must be right. For basic stuff I understand, stuff like rainbows, why clouds are white and the sky is blue but red at sunset.
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what pair of sweatpants to wear at the gentleman's club as to not make it super obvious you are wearing sweatpants so the dj wont roast you
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the perfect amount of beer to drink without getting hungover. turns out its a six pack. if you need more than this you need to dry out for a couple of months and you already know this
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