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Marveling at the old hippy librarian couple who are watching the dance so there's no funny buisness going on who have stuffed massive balls of cotton into their ears. Years of listening to nothing but Leonard Cohen has made them unable to handle modern music such as *checks google* MC Hammer and Digital Underground.
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I only went to mine because attendance was mandatory.
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Yeah so anyway then you have the 3 sacred stones and you go to the Temple of Time. And as you're coming up the castle you see Ganondorf chasing the Princess and she throws the ocarina in the moat and you go dive into the moat. And you get the ocarina and guess what! Cindy, guess what. Cindy. Cindy where are you going? Hey Joe, did you beat the Fire Temple yet? Yeah, that freaking dragon, man, holy poo poo. I didn't even know you could use the hammer. Hey hold on Cindy's coming back. Yeah so anyway Cindy then you get the ocarina and you go into the Temple of Time finally! And you open it up but then you get frozen in time for 7 years! 7 freaking years, Cindy! And when you come out you're super badass and cool and... oh, getting some more cookies, huh? Yeah that sounds good. Okay so anyway Joe I beat the dragon, I dunno where I'm going next though. Did you do the water temple yet, I heard it was a BITCH.
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Dec 17, 2020 14:43
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Dec 17, 2020 15:03
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Literally A Person posted:Even my catholic school with less than 100 students total had a 7th grade dance. hey we had the same childhood! Sup catholic-school-with-total-student-body-of-88 kids education haver
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Dec 17, 2020 15:08
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Bargearse posted:I only went to mine because attendance was mandatory. How did they manage to enforce that?
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Dec 17, 2020 15:29
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YeahTubaMike posted:How did they manage to enforce that? Dance Cops
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I'm struggling to understand how a 7th grade dance would be mandatory as well and also laughing at the dichotomy of A.) most of the kids being too self conscious to dance and just stand there and B.) there being chaperones or whatever to make sure there wasn't TOO much 'slow dancing' or something. Like "You've got to be confused and horned up and awkward and you HAVE to be here." Seems ...problematic.
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Dec 17, 2020 15:44
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around that grade, i punched a soap dispenser because the girl i liked was dancing with a guy i hated!!! take THAT kristina
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Dec 17, 2020 16:00
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YeahTubaMike posted:How did they manage to enforce that? Have it during school hours Gonna dance with a couple of my besties until one of the boys gets the courage to ask one of us to dance. The boys look on, terrified wallflowers, as we girls dance for an hour. Oh there's a slow song. C'mon boys, you can do it. Oh, well you didn't. Maybe next month.
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hotdog feet posted:around that grade, i punched a soap dispenser because the girl i liked was dancing with a guy i hated!!! This has GIGANTIC seventh grade boy energy.
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Dec 17, 2020 17:05
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Big Beef City posted:"You've got to be confused and horned up and awkward and you HAVE to be here." This is actually a concise summary of what growing up is.
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Meme Poker Party posted:This is actually a concise summary of what growing up is. Word.
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"what the heck why are they playing the stupid chicken song again" "because it makes the girls stick their boobies and butts out hehe, you idiot." *Too loudly*"Ohhhhh" *Several girls give side eye daggers and stop so enthusiastically flapping their chicken wings*
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Dec 17, 2020 17:30
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*has a boner the entire time*
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Hearing about the one kid who stole booze from their parents who is currently being violently ill in the bathroom because a 13 year old is not made to drink expired bailey's.
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YeahTubaMike posted:How did they manage to enforce that? Threatening suspension if you were absent without a good reason. Or what they would have thought of as a good reason, at least. Private schools are some bullshit. Same school had teachers hanging out at nearby train stations and bus stops to bust students for being out of uniform on the way to and from school.
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*steps on girls toes while slowing*
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*actually knows how to slow dance, constantly bumps my partner into other people because no one else is moving*
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"I can't until next year when I will inexplicably have been taught to waltz"
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this technically happened in sixth grade. I had my first full-blown crush on a girl. One day in PE they taught us basic dance steps (probably in anticipation for that oh-so-important SEVENTH GRADE DANCE the following year) and I got paired with my crush! we made it through one or two shuffles, then she laughed at me and walked away
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