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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
*runs in out of breath*

ALL OF TH- oh. SHOULD exist...

*leaves

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nut
Jul 30, 2019

imagine an empty white space full of possibility and when u type the letters and words appear there

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

nut posted:

imagine an empty white space full of possibility and when u type the letters and words appear there

what about numbers?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


My dream project: A procedural detective game but set in the Middle Ages, so your character uses deduction and inference, but also divination, alchemy, and knowledge of witchcraft.

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

exquisite tea posted:

My dream project: A procedural detective game but set in the Middle Ages, so your character uses deduction and inference, but also divination, alchemy, and knowledge of witchcraft.

Witcher

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


No.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




exquisite tea posted:

My dream project: A procedural detective game but set in the Middle Ages, so your character uses deduction and inference, but also divination, alchemy, and knowledge of witchcraft.

Discworld Noir? :ohdear:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A point and click adventure game, but your character is a handyman and you carry around a box of power tools so you never have to pick up any inventory items and most puzzles can be solved instantly with either an angle grinder or with a metal wedge and a quarter sledge hammer.

I'd play it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

exquisite tea posted:

My dream project: A procedural detective game but set in the Middle Ages, so your character uses deduction and inference, but also divination, alchemy, and knowledge of witchcraft.

I'd be down for "The original Thief but you're solving crimes instead of committing them."

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Meme Poker Party posted:

I'd be down for "The original Thief but you're solving crimes instead of committing them."

"Crimes". He's just rying to pay the rent, man. Garrett is more afraid of his landlord than Hammers, Cray-Men and Specters.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
schizophrenia is just when your life gets patched with the latest untested beta of my video game that is totally coming out in time for summer y'all for real

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When I googled cheesecake shot (this term has been haunting me) it just showed pictures of little cheesecakes in shot glasses. Is my Grossdar playing up? Does that not mean what I think it does?

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Rutibex posted:

what about numbers?

Maybe when technology has advanced

nut
Jul 30, 2019

A software game where there is a picture of a tambourine and if you click it a tambourine sound plays. How many times can you click it? How fast?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

a roller derby video game that has both in-play action and coaching/strategy layers

more rogue squadron/star fox style space arcade shooters

mega man legends 3

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

nut posted:

imagine an empty white space full of possibility and when u type the letters and words appear there

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
a videogame that tricks you into making and sticking to a budget but also makes you exercise moderately for 30 minutes a day and the game has really good music but people aren't impressed with the graphics but i guess the style isn't for everyone, like the tasteless mashed-potato-brains who werent impressed with the graphics

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

nut posted:

Maybe when technology has advanced

Can you write the words for numbers? Like "five".

My idea is a "sword fighting" game with a teledildonic controller.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

A game where you are "The Joker"

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Dandywalken posted:

A game where you are "The Joker"

yes, like playing poker with a deck of all jokers. i always come out on top with two pair

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
A TF2 style game but with GIJOE/Cobra characters

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Honestly, there should be a video game where you do basic life poo poo. Like write a cheque, do your laundry, or buy groceries.

So many kids move out and just don't know this poo poo. Dude, YouTube exists now. Just look it up moron.

A Loud Fart
Sep 9, 2011
A physics based farting/making GBS threads simulator.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Weka posted:

Can you write the words for numbers? Like "five".

We’re back in business folks, numbers are on the menu

GrouchoClub
Jan 10, 2021

I love being cool.
A simulation of being a collector of some kind of rare object (records, books, whatever) with a huge open world where there's only one copy of some kind of precious item and you have to track it down and find a way to get it but you also start the game with no money and just a collection of records, books, whatever it is. You can trade, scheme or steal but you also start without any leads of where to find the object. The game also has a simulated internet with collector forums and a bunch of other stuff (maybe Hypnospace Outlaw style) but you have to get the item in person. You can't just have it sent to you. The object starts in a different place every game and allows for emergent gameplay because the object doesn't stay put, it's being traded, lost and stolen as you play. At some point you will probably have to ride a bus to Toledo. The art style of the game is inspired by R. Crumb and the game feels like you are Steve Buscemi's character from Ghost World. Maybe it's an online game where you are competing with other collectors to find the object.

I forgot to ask if the game actually has to be something that would actually be possible to make.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A game where you get to choose not to be circumcised!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Weka posted:

My idea is a "sword fighting" game with a teledildonic controller.

Hello I would like to donate to your Kickstarter.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Buttchocks posted:

A TF2 style game but with GIJOE/Cobra characters

This is the thread for games that SHOULD exist, ok?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Shopping Cart Racing.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

A window with offline capabilities where you can organize and rename and even sort documents and files

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

When I was a child I thought I was real creative for wanting to make a theme park simulator.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Buttchocks posted:

A TF2 style game but with GIJOE/Cobra characters

Agents of Mayhem at least has the style going. It’s an underrated game, if you haven’t played it check it out.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Minecraft but with orders of magnitude to perspective of influence, instanced and tiered.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Armored Core, but with slot cars

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
A game to surpass Metal Gear

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ball Tazeman posted:

When I was a child I thought I was real creative for wanting to make a theme park simulator.

when i was a child i thought it might be cool to make an MMO, but instead of swords and dragons and stuff it would be the zombie apocalypse. i know pretty creative right?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Porn games in the style of Nintendo 64-era tedious collectathon.

Monstaland
Sep 23, 2003

When I was a kid and arcade games were always 2D, I fantasized about games being like Doom and Tekken and when they actually arrived I didn't care much about them. I hated Super Mario 64. Why am I writing this i have no idea but it's depressing

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Rockman Reserve posted:

a roller derby video game that has both in-play action and coaching/strategy layers


and the player character gets a date with one of the derby girls (a trans lesbian in an open relationship) but on that day she turns out to be "sick" and her girlfriend shows up to the gay bar with most of the team after practice, and they just want to kind of chill with the player character and make sure they're not a chaser or a creep, and the three of them realize that they're not, like, super into the whole idea in the first place, at least not enough to push through the awkwardness that goes into establishing enough trust to get past the baseline "what are we even doing here" conversation

Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie
Animal Crossing meets Cities: Skylines or SimCity. Basically an adorable city builder. So you would start in a forest and place residences, shop zones, production zones. Then as you progress in the game you can get new building types, new zones, and new ecosystems.

So you can end up with a coral reef ecosystem with shrimp people swimming around and a big hotel for visitors from the forest world, stuff like that. You could be Tom Nook basically and extort citizens to develop your city.

Multiplayer would be visiting other cities, trading resources, tourism.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

zaepg posted:

Always wanted to play a game that uses Google Maps to create a playable world. Like being able to run around my neighborhood. I know Flight Simulator gets close by flying overhead, but a GTA style game would be rad!

i want this specifically for driving in vr. it would be incredible drunk

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