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Starting to think Elon has been hacked https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1357256507847561217?s=20
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I have a question what will the incredibly hot astronaut sex be like and will we have to wait until we get to Mars or can we start sexing it up pretty much right after lift off assuming we haven't been consumed in a giant ball of flame
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Robo Reagan posted:daddy musk is goong to take us to mars and when we get there were going to explode on impact A Challenger or Columbia disaster but this time live streamed from 100 cameras https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIHdk-_UoM Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Feb 4, 2021 |
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Feb 4, 2021 13:17
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So? We just need to send advanced mars probes to construct a big ball pit to flop into.
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Starting to think Elon has been hacked I think he is unironically jealous of WSB meme mantras. I dunno if this is a legit question or trolling but imagine being the engineers on this project reading this tweet.
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imagine being a rocket scientist and having youre inherited billionaire boss brow beat you by parroting rather scathing tweetsBig Beef City posted:I have a question what will the incredibly hot astronaut sex be like
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Big Beef City posted:I have a question what will the incredibly hot astronaut sex be like and will we have to wait until we get to Mars or can we start sexing it up pretty much right after lift off assuming we haven't been consumed in a giant ball of flame You can start right away and it’s crazy. Just boobies and balls bobbling around willy-nilly in zero-g.
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Feb 4, 2021 14:41
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You can start right away and it’s crazy. Just boobies and balls bobbling around willy-nilly in zero-g. Why don't they design the cockpit to allow astronauts to start prepositioned so that the tremendous acceleration force sends all their blood to their genitals?
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Feb 4, 2021 14:54
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I think you're misguided about the nature of the cockpit. It's got little to do with astronauts genitals, it's more of a chicken compartment
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Feb 4, 2021 15:00
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Your hog weighs 37 lbs on Jupiter
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Feb 4, 2021 15:03
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it's a shame elon musk wasn't inside the rocket
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Feb 4, 2021 15:10
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Hogballs in high gravity environment 
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Feb 4, 2021 15:10
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Why did they make the rocket go boom? I wouldn't have done that
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hogballs in high gravity environment *scrambling to write and flip between pages of notes, my glasses flying off, the sound of ancient computers whirring to life* "This is...gentlemen, ladies, we...I I don't think we're prepared for THIS"
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Feb 4, 2021 15:26
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The launch of Space(Se)X SN(6)9 had an explosive finish?
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Feb 4, 2021 15:30
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hahahahahaha ....nice
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hogballs in high gravity environment Current rocket technology isn’t capable of lifting that much weight into space.
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Feb 4, 2021 15:35
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Imagine having to commandeer a spaceship while having to dodge all the floating sex juices because your fellow astronauts had mindblowing zero gravity sex.
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Feb 4, 2021 15:36
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Pearlescent spheres of cum floating beautifully throughout the cabin like tiny snow globes
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Feb 4, 2021 15:39
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There was life on Mars...but once the psychic bacteria encountered the crumpled viscera filled lander it died.
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*raises hand* is the cockpit really what I think it is?
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why do they do this anyway. idk why they do it this way something about disseminating 1960s government tech into the private sector so they can create little market driven fiefdoms that are allowed domain over aspects of lower earth orbit transitions or something it sucks they want to make the rocket land backwards the same way they won't put power buttons on electronics to save .003 cents scaled into infinity so the poorest brains on the planet can have piles of cash well whatever you cant convince me
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"Look, mom, I know that CEO said we are dumb but we have a team of actual rocket scientists with PhDs, and believe me we didn't intend to get the rocket blown upon landing "for lolz". No mom, please don't buy DogeCoin from a Slovenian broker...Yes...Yes I know he tweeted about dogs twice...Look, mom, I gotta go, he is coming to visit the factory floor with more ideas today and I cannot face that sober."
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Feb 4, 2021 16:47
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69ing in space seems like it would be a hassle compared to doing it on Earth.
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Feb 4, 2021 19:13
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Is a reverse cowgirl a doggy or vice versa in space when you don't have a reference plane 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Your hog weighs 37 lbs on Jupiter My hog weighs 37lbs on Earth  All foreskin, though... 
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Galewolf posted:Is a reverse cowgirl a doggy or vice versa in space when you don't have a reference plane It’s both
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You don't gotta worry about her tits sagging in 0g my friends.
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Feb 4, 2021 19:31
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Increased possibility of testicular torsion is the most dangerous aspect of space travel.
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Feb 4, 2021 19:55
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didnt kate upton do a zero g photoshoot on a vomit comet
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OMGVBFLOL posted:didnt kate upton do a zero g photoshoot on a vomit comet
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Pearlescent spheres of cum floating beautifully throughout the cabin like tiny snow globes Yeah, sundry men's jizz in your eyes over and over again for the entire trip. Sex is messy enough on earth.
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i skimmed gbs too quickly and thought this was a thread about a new verson of Snes9X ok thanks for listening bye
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not that I want people to dunk on ol' Elon Musk less but these SNs blow up all the time, but I'm pretty sure Musk's "I'm off twitter for a bit" thing had more to do with 133,000 recalled Teslas than his Party Ship having another Good Time landing. Him facing consequences for that is WAY funnier than the world's richest man losing a little bit of R&D money on his pet project.
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Caedus posted:not that I want people to dunk on ol' Elon Musk less but these SNs blow up all the time, but I'm pretty sure Musk's "I'm off twitter for a bit" thing had more to do with 133,000 recalled Teslas than his Party Ship having another Good Time landing. Him facing consequences for that is WAY funnier than the world's richest man losing a little bit of R&D money on his pet project. That and he tweeted it hours before the launch.
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See, I don't actually follow him and only see his tweets via the Schadenfreude thread after he fucks something up. I assumed those events were concurrent, because he's generally fine with his rockets blowing up if they can at least figure out what caused it.
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LanceHunter posted:PBS Spacetime did a really good episode on what it would take to terraform Mars, and basically if everything went right and we dedicated essentially the entire economy of Earth to doing it (and a number of currently-impossible scientific breakthroughs occur) then we might be able to approach something almost habitable ~600 years. There's a plan that would take around a century and cost about £6 trillion and would cost a fraction of global GDP. https://www.orionsarm.com/fm_store/TerraformingMarsQuickly.pdf
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SN10 (attempted) launch today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOQkk3ojNfM Tried for a window earlier this morning, there were issues, now back on track and going through the final checkouts.
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