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dr.acula posted:Summoning things all willy nilly is pretty irresponsible This gives me an idea, and I focus all my magickal (with a "k" so you know it's serious) energies on summoning a monster that will attack the enemy in their willies or nillies, ie: their genitals.
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Channeling my chi to summon a radical being.
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Mar 23, 2021 10:50
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I just want my summon to honour my avatar
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Mar 23, 2021 12:14
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what up op, need protection
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Mar 23, 2021 12:22
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I'll bite. I hope my summon can bite.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I shall conjure an animeated shotgun to blast other monsters with lead Colonel Cancer's aptitude for technology brings forth an inky scout...  The Recon Ghost can't do much except keep a peep out but it's a valuable member of the team because it can look at things at night. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Mar 23, 2021 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:*scribes a lovely pentagram and puts moms votive candles on the corners* Samuel L. Hacksaw's hamfisted ritual animates a...  The Vampire Golem would be a more useful creature but you cannot suck blood into stone.
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Spinz posted:Oooo neat Spinz' obsession with bodily form and beauty brings forth a terrible beast, so attractive you can't look away but... it's all a trick! Run, it's a...  The Trunk Mimic waits in dungeon passages until adventurers try to open it to collect its innards, then it strikes.
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Dear Watson posted:I got a D in summoning 101. Do I still get to try? The arcane engine that is Dear Watson blows a raspberry at the summoning circle, their summoning spell's magic beam collides with droplets of their spit! Look out, it's a...  The Sea Hugger is sometimes called the Side Hugger because with only one arm it can't give a real hug.
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I have failed and failed in my journey to conquer my foes, but soon I will summon the most impressive monster and crush my enemies beneath my iron fists!
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deep dish peat moss posted:Ventral EggSac signs an exclusive endorsement deal for a campaign against drunk summoning after giving it all they can muster, and mustering a... My lumps my lumps, my magic drunken lumps
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Lifepuzzler posted:Hey guys! Summoning monsters for The War, huh? Heh, alright... Lifepuzzler gulps down some weird red slime before summoning  They summon a Bone Slime. It's not slime from bones, the Slime has Bones. Bones are good to have to fight in The War.
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Whizzing Wizard posted:I wipe my cheeto-dusted fingers on my piss-stained robes and prepare my summoning incantation Whizzing Wizard summons the embodiment of their own personal shame. Their summoned creature will not leave them alone, it is forever seared into their eyesight 
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Mar 23, 2021 15:56
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Please, allow me to summon a beast most foule! Things within arm's reach of me: Ginger snap cookie, wireless headphones, empty bag of weed, soft cat
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Mar 23, 2021 16:10
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Hell yeah let's party! A monster party!
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deep dish peat moss posted:Whizzing Wizard summons the embodiment of their own personal shame. Their summoned creature will not leave them alone, it is forever seared into their eyesight hahaha this one is amazing
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Mar 23, 2021 16:19
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I summon a monster so The War can be won and The Healing begun!
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Mar 23, 2021 16:24
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My summoning circle is primed
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Mar 23, 2021 17:43
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I need a monsta to clobba those there monstas in the War.
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Mar 23, 2021 18:31
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Summon me daddy
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Mar 23, 2021 18:32
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I put on my magical PPE and reach forth into the screaming hell portal to the monster dimension
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Mar 23, 2021 19:01
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itt wondering if war ever changes
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Mar 23, 2021 19:17
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A cubicle that traps you inside of it for 8 hours and then when it does let you leave you have to rush to the dmv before they close in 20 minutes, but daylights saving time and it's already closed somehow
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Mar 23, 2021 19:36
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Is it possible to summon the souls of dead monsters in order to re-animate their bodies and send them back into battle? Asking for a friend. Because death shouldn't be an excuse for getting out of War.
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Mar 23, 2021 19:58
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This looks like great fun and an excuse to lash out at the innocent
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deep dish peat moss posted:Come on, Play, we all know that's the the classic summoning spell we all learned first. You summoned Those tiny hands aren't going to do this guy much good in The War. I call up my buddy Thing to give him a hand!
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Mar 23, 2021 20:50
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Mar 23, 2021 20:58
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You all are only guests of the War. I was raised by it. Molded by it. I didn't know peace until I was already a man, and then it was nothing to me.
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Vim Fuego posted:I'm gonna summon one with legs, I believe legs are a good advantage in battle Vim Fuego focused all of their power on the legs, but they were focused on having legs and not how many to have. It's okay though because this creature is the perfect buddy to pick you up when you feel down about your failures. 
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Professor Shark posted:A drunk dwarf with a hammer The Administrator Gods of The Summoning for The War have seen fit to provide Professor Shark with a beast they can't damage with their hammer. It's the Rubber Dragy! 
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StarkRavingMad posted:COME FORTH GREAT AND TERRIBLE CREATION! MwahahahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA Like any good Mad Scientist, StarkRavingMad has successfully summoned a hapless stooge 
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deep dish peat moss posted:The arcane engine that is Dear Watson blows a raspberry at the summoning circle, their summoning spell's magic beam collides with droplets of their spit! Look out, it's a... Aww I’ll give you a hug little buddy
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Mar 23, 2021 22:06
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maybe we should make peace or love instead
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OP once you've reached your limit we should have a bracket to see what monster wins The War
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deep dish peat moss posted:Vim Fuego focused all of their power on the legs, but they were focused on having legs and not how many to have. It's okay though because this creature is the perfect buddy to pick you up when you feel down about your failures. Awesome! Looks like it can fly, or at least haphazardly spiral through the air
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Aardvark! posted:OP once you've reached your limit we should have a bracket to see what monster wins The War All in on Lumpy Wizard baby
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deep dish peat moss posted:Vim Fuego focused all of their power on the legs, but they were focused on having legs and not how many to have. It's okay though because this creature is the perfect buddy to pick you up when you feel down about your failures. https://youtu.be/J-TpUlJ7Z60
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gently caress yeah! I slather on corpse paint and use the hosed up bullshit logo for my death metal band as a summoning circle!
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deep dish peat moss posted:Like any good Mad Scientist, StarkRavingMad has successfully summoned a hapless stooge he's beautiful and perfect
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deep dish peat moss posted:Vim Fuego focused all of their power on the legs, but they were focused on having legs and not how many to have. It's okay though because this creature is the perfect buddy to pick you up when you feel down about your failures. I was inspired by the cyberdog and I have chopped a leg off my dog. I think he's ready for battle now, or at least for more treats. My wife was delighted by all the monsters, and especially the cyberdog. Thanks for the thread! 
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