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It am a terrible, unfunny poster, but I still keeps postin.  OP
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Mar 26, 2021 22:06
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:op will never be a true poster because he doesn't have the poster mindset. you prey on others with no regard for who is trying to prey on you This is sound advice, although disguised a little bit to hide the true intelligence behind the poster. I predict you have an actual smart persona, but tend to hide or disguise it when posting on here to better "fit in" and "adapt" to the environment. Good advice, nonetheless. Grumblepuff posted:I was like you, kid. Then I glombed onto the Trump thread. Started with quoting and making quick replies. Moved up to being assistant VP of the 1,000 page thread. Wow, this was grade A advice. Thank you for telling me all this. I will take it in stride. Saalkin posted:Post harder, faster, stronger, better. But I'm only human. Will you hold my hand throughout it all? Chief McHeath posted:op is a freakin nerd Oh yeah? Well... I'm a platinum user and you're not,.. so nyah nyah ny-nyah! Chief McHeath posted:i mean really, what a weasely dweeb lmao go fuckin crunch on some croutons idiot Ahhh, yesss... now THIS is the sort of pile on I deserve. Yes, I'm unworthy, I'm lower than poo poo itself. I deserve crusty croutons... give me more. TEACH ME TO BECOME LIKE YOU.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:07
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SAN posted:Yes sir,..because telling everyone about their small wee wee is the epitome of intelligent posts. that's what i'm saying, it's not hard to be better than that
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Mar 26, 2021 22:09
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SAN do you like video games this is a very important question that goons will judge you over. the ramifications of the answers you give will shape the rest of this thread.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:10
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numberoneposter posted:If you post your dinner in the lunch thread I'll be very upset. < By the way... THIS post has become THE FUNNIEST, BEST POST in this thread (by my opinion), so far... topping the previous "best" post, found here: SidneyIsTheKiller posted:If you look through any of the threads where goons post pictures of themselves it will cure you of any intimidation hth! === its all nice on rice posted:It am a terrible, unfunny poster, but I still keeps postin. Gotcha. Thanks. bradzilla posted:Farrrrrrrrrrt Does this mean I get a "1" vote from you?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:11
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The Grimace posted:SAN do you like video games Well, I hope this is the "right" answer, but if it's not, I'm outta luck, because I can't deny it: I loving LOVE video games. I play them constantly. I'm waiting eagerly for FAR CRY 6 to finally come out, curses that it was delayed. I'm in the middle of the ACE ATTORNEY series, and have played, in the last month: Superhot, Lord of the Rings: Shadow of War, all of the Lego games, Far Cry 5 (replay), Hitman (the newest one, reboot), Arkham Knight, and currently replaying Bioshock Infinite. which, IMO is the best game ever made.... although Batman: Arkham City is a close second.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:14
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16 years ago everything was an effort-post with every sentence seemingly having to be crafted for maximum wacky hilarity. You could be banned for random reasons. For instance if you made this thread back then you could have been banned to everyone's roaring laughter. It's a much more chill and cool place to be now. but stay away from the politics forums.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:18
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So...uh...this is probably a really noob, nerd, stupid thing to do,....but.... ....does everyone mind if I "friend/buddy" you all in here? As in, add you to my "buddy" list on here? Some of you have really offered some fine advice and it would make me feel better if I could just stand closer to you for awhile, may we be buddies?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:23
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Hey OP I didn't read most of the thread, but you said you're a writer so you should come join Thunderdome. You can win a free avatar! 
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Mar 26, 2021 22:23
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SAN posted:Well, I hope this is the "right" answer, but if it's not, I'm outta luck, because I can't deny it: I loving LOVE video games. I play them constantly. I'm waiting eagerly for FAR CRY 6 to finally come out, curses that it was delayed. I'm in the middle of the ACE ATTORNEY series, and have played, in the last month: Superhot, Lord of the Rings: Shadow of War, all of the Lego games, Far Cry 5 (replay), Hitman (the newest one, reboot), Arkham Knight, and currently replaying Bioshock Infinite. which, IMO is the best game ever made.... although Batman: Arkham City is a close second. good. good. you have passed with flying colors. it is good to like things!!
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Mar 26, 2021 22:24
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curlingiron posted:Hey OP I didn't read most of the thread, but you said you're a writer so you should come join Thunderdome. You can win a free avatar! I followed the link, but it says "You need permission. This form can only be viewed by users in the owner's organization." The Grimace posted:good. good. you have passed with flying colors. it is good to like things!! Wheew... I was worried there for a sec! Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 22:26
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here's an advanced technique op:
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Mar 26, 2021 22:49
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Mar 26, 2021 22:49
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cum again? 
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Mar 26, 2021 22:50
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numberoneposter posted:cum again? cum
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Mar 26, 2021 22:51
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In my pants? Or.... take them off first?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:51
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Oh dear, now Bad Purchase is gonna press me on that statement, showing the post where I said I don't wear pants earlier.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:52
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you played yourself. I'm sorry.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:54
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SAN posted:I've been a member here for about 16 years now. My last post was five years ago. are you sure you didnt mean to post this in fyad?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:58
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Op, now that you have your posting engine going, I'd like to recommend you head over to the 1000 page thread. Very good thread for grinding out the first few posting levels. Soon enough you'll be high enough to select your posting class (I recommend shitposter obviously)
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Mar 26, 2021 23:00
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shitposter is kind of top tier, right? we can't all start off being shitposters so fast. I mean that's the ideal, but sometimes you have to ease your way into it.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:02
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Aardvark! posted:Op, now that you have your posting engine going, I'd like to recommend you head over to the 1000 page thread. Very good thread for grinding out the first few posting levels. Soon enough you'll be high enough to select your posting class (I recommend shitposter obviously) Thanks! That's useful advice to know. I'm not usually keen on posting just for the sake of posting, though, but I'm intrigued by the posting level system you're talking about. Levels come with post count? And eventually you get to pick your own title? Huh. That's interesting. I agree, though, that "shitposter" would apply best, heh.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:04
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The Grimace posted:shitposter is kind of top tier, right? we can't all start off being shitposters so fast. I mean that's the ideal, but sometimes you have to ease your way into it. Good point, one needs to EASE into the poo poo... they can't just apply it to themselves right away. The poo poo needs to be eased, dammit... slowly.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:05
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OP the secret is to just start shitposting, quoting people, get a few probes under ur belt then you'll be fine. Gotta break some eggs to bake a cake or whatever
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Mar 26, 2021 23:05
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You can easily get ur first probe by posting without having a pic in ur post in the cursed image thread. Also sometimes quoting a funny picture and asking for a mod to probe u and use it as the excuse works as well
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Mar 26, 2021 23:07
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Aardvark! posted:Op, now that you have your posting engine going, I'd like to recommend you head over to the 1000 page thread. Very good thread for grinding out the first few posting levels. Soon enough you'll be high enough to select your posting class (I recommend shitposter obviously) Gonna have to go bump the thread with some tasteful art so OP can find it!!!
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Mar 26, 2021 23:08
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What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:08
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SAN posted:What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen. It's an anal thing OP
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Mar 26, 2021 23:11
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SAN posted:What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen. This post is asking for it.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:14
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SAN posted:What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen. it standards for proberty, the time in every poster's life when their bodies begin changing and they post something really stupid
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Mar 26, 2021 23:14
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SAN posted:Yep, you hit "quote" and get taken to the reply box.. then you scroll down (into the replies that are previewed in reverse order) and on EACH of them is a "add quote" button. Press it and it automatically puts it into your reply. well. what the poo poo. Thanks, friend. I went with the stone age method of quoting multiple people in different tabs, and then copying and pasting. poo poo. i need to lurk moar <--- white noise poster Not yet a poo poo poster. You've seen it, but that first gold highlight that you got quoted is like meth mixed with heroin and cigarette butts blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 23:17
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i just took a poo poo and it actually smelled like delicious food op please advise
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Mar 26, 2021 23:18
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blight rhino posted:well. what the poo poo. Thanks, friend. I went with the stone age method of quoting multiple people in different tabs, and then copying and pasting. poo poo. I know about that feature but I do the new tab thing still anyway. Fight the power.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:20
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SAN posted:What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen. MODS
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Mar 26, 2021 23:21
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SAN posted:I was a moderator on another board for seven or so years So why'd they kick you out of Straight Dope Message Board? I'm gonna guess it was because of your posting.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:23
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SAN posted:What the hell is this "probe" stuff? This is the second mention of it I've seen. Lol this post was already reported.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:23
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Aardvark! posted:I know about that feature but I do the new tab thing still anyway. Fight the power.  OP learn how to post reaction GIFs ... without having to look it up like every single time.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:26
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Okay you said you were 41 by the way that would be if I had to guess the exact average age of goon. The average I think you're a guy the average guy here is bi or gay, familiar with modern technology, and has a lot of time on their hands. Post of any type in GBS are welcome at this point. I don't know though I get away with murder Nice to meet you though Comic SANs
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Junk posted:i just took a poo poo and it actually smelled like delicious food op please advise I'd go ahead and try chowing down, what could it hurt? As long as it smells good, it must taste good! blight rhino posted:well. what the poo poo. Thanks, friend. I went with the stone age method of quoting multiple people in different tabs, and then copying and pasting. poo poo. Sure thing, it's a bit of a hard to find feature, in my opinion. I was doing what you're doing, too...at first. Doing the copy and paste tab thing. You also said.... blight rhino posted:
But that requires an extra "click"! It's too bad images aren't turned on on this forum, although I already know why they aren't... it would be abused like hell. Dick pics in every topic. Not that that's a bad thing. But okay... I asked for help, and you're giving good advice, so I'll try my best. Xaintrailles posted:So why'd they kick you out of Straight Dope Message Board? They didn't, I left because I just got too busy with life. Life was busy then. I'm more of a "no lifer" now. You know about the SDMB? I have no doubt some people here are also members there, but I wouldn't know who was who. Aardvark! posted:I know about that feature but I do the new tab thing still anyway. Fight the power. I did this...............for about one hour. Today, in this thread. And then I discovered the "add quote" feature and my life was never the same, mane. You also advised.... Aardvark! posted:it standards for proberty, the time in every poster's life when their bodies begin changing and they post something really stupid Some people on here seem to be going through it constantly, if the main page is any proof. A Pack of Kobolds posted:It's an anal thing OP Will it hurt?!? Spinz posted:Okay you Nice.. you saw that post of mine in the other thread, eh? That all fits me except the bi or gay part, but I can act like nobodies business! Thank you for the welcome... I'd say you were now, offically... my 5th favorite poster.
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