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Never not clockshit. what the gently caress is wrong with you OP?
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Lifehack: Bring you and your family's waste in Tupperware and flush it down the company toilet, let them foot the water bill and plumbing upkeep
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May 20, 2021 15:53
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Boss makes a pound, I make ten pence, That's why I poo poo in a bag and throw it over his fence
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May 20, 2021 16:20
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I like to get in there right after someone else. Like my own personal seat warmer.
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May 20, 2021 16:38
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Most mornings my morning dump is timed to drop right before I shower, BUT NOT TODAY
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May 20, 2021 16:53
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Hell Yeah posted:gently caress YOU I WON'T poo poo HOW YA TELL ME
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May 20, 2021 16:59
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I'll say this, it's been a long time since I worked for another individual but I have an angry little terlet in my shop I like to take loud shits in since there is no door only a star trek themed curtain.
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May 20, 2021 17:17
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Seeing as it takes 10-15 flushes now a days, I really can't afford making GBS threads at home any more, so work it is. And boy am I backed up by the time Monday rolls around.
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May 20, 2021 17:37
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Chief McHeath posted:Seeing as it takes 10-15 flushes now a days, I really can't afford making GBS threads at home any more, so work it is. And boy am I backed up by the time Monday rolls around. Bleach in top for those too lazy to clean commode weekly.
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May 20, 2021 17:44
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ukrainius maximus posted:What kind of maniac walks into a bathroom with untied shoes? Guys hoping to see a little gooch, that’s who.
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May 20, 2021 18:19
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Posting this from the toilet at work, gently caress the system My friend's place has a massive bathroom that nobody uses and he likes to go lay down on the tile and take naps in there
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May 20, 2021 18:23
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Sometimes I want to poop at work, sometimes I take a huge poo poo when I wake up, but I still gotta crap 5 hours later because I eat a diet that's mostly beans and whole grains and such. Don't hold in your doo doo, OP
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May 20, 2021 18:26
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OP got an impacted colon
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May 20, 2021 18:27
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i just poo poo wherever like a horse
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May 20, 2021 18:33
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my work has an awesome bathroom. only thing it's missing is a bum gun but that would be kinda gross anyways to think of all those people putting their lovely hands on it and probably accidentally sticking the thing right into their goddamn buttholes
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May 20, 2021 18:48
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I'm gonna drop a huge turd on OP's roof
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May 20, 2021 19:02
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OP is a bitch!!!
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May 20, 2021 19:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP is a bitch!!! come back here op
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May 20, 2021 19:07
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Play posted:my work has an awesome bathroom. only thing it's missing is a bum gun but that would be kinda gross anyways to think of all those people putting their lovely hands on it and probably accidentally sticking the thing right into their goddamn buttholes Lmao this person doesn’t know how bidets work. It’s supposed to go in the butthole!
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May 20, 2021 19:15
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Lmao this person doesn’t know how bidets work. It’s supposed to go in the butthole! You're thinking of the liquid prostate stimulator, different thing but equally great
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May 20, 2021 19:17
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I'm pooping at work OP (my work is my house)
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May 20, 2021 19:18
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Play posted:my work has an awesome bathroom. only thing it's missing is a bum gun but that would be kinda gross anyways to think of all those people putting their lovely hands on it and probably accidentally sticking the thing right into their goddamn buttholes Tf is a bum gun
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May 20, 2021 19:19
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op hates the idea of a poopy toilet because he averages 2.7 swirlies a day
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May 20, 2021 19:23
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Dixville posted:Tf is a bum gun It's a water sprayer, basically a bidet except it isn't attached to the toilet bowl. you use it clean your rear end. or clean dishes if it is attached to a sink. Barbarians who still smear poo poo all over their rear end with paper should be embarrassed and no i will never not bring it up if given the slightest chance
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May 20, 2021 19:25
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Dixville posted:Tf is a bum gun It's a gun shaped like an anus, usually 9mm
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May 20, 2021 19:32
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:Boss makes a pound, I make ten pence, I laughed really hard at this and it's good I'm on mute and no camera on this zoom call. Shared with a co-worker in a side-chat and he had the same reaction.
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May 20, 2021 19:44
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Play posted:It's a water sprayer, basically a bidet except it isn't attached to the toilet bowl. you use it clean your rear end. or clean dishes if it is attached to a sink. Here I was thinking you were hating on me for wanting a bidet.
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May 20, 2021 19:44
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You should also sit on the toilet at work once in a while and pretend to poo poo
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May 20, 2021 20:13
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speaking of toilets, OP needs a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!!!
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May 20, 2021 20:45
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my failgut makes me poo poo like 5x a day so I just have to poo poo at work due to scheduling
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May 20, 2021 20:55
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:You should also sit on the toilet at work once in a while and pretend to poo poo I don't even pull my pants down. I imagine one day i'll have a conversation that goes like this: 'Oh yeah boss? How did you know I wasn't making GBS threads? Oh my pants weren't down? So you admit to sexual harassment? You have to! You just admitted you looked under the stall!' Then I get fired because HR will never help you.
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May 20, 2021 20:56
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when the revolution comes we will make no excuses for the terror that we will unleash on the bosses bathroom
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May 20, 2021 20:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVo6OJrg5No
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May 20, 2021 21:06
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I don't even pull my pants down. I imagine one day i'll have a conversation that goes like this: Yea, but the deposition testimony will be glorious
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May 20, 2021 21:25
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too busy licking boot to make a poot
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May 20, 2021 21:26
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Welp, time to take my three o clock poo poo. Gotta rid my body of my daily Little Caesars Hot n Ready that's been putrifying in my gut since lunch yesterday. Thank God there's no fan in the single stall bathroom, I wouldn't want anything to cut the curiously distinct smell (and humidity!) of a diet consisting entirely of bleached white flour and processed potted meats for the next unfortunate sucker who just has to piss
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May 20, 2021 21:54
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donkey salami posted:I like to get in there right after someone else. Like my own personal seat warmer. Nothing worse than a warm public toilet seat.
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May 20, 2021 22:17
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SirPablo posted:Nothing worse than a warm public toilet seat. how about one that is both warm and damp?
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May 20, 2021 22:23
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Chinatown posted:speaking of toilets, OP needs a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!!! OP isn't posting because he was killed by a work poo poo hence his animosity.
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OP is a priss lol
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