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Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

i pay like 30$ a day to commute 5 hours round trip each day to work, I'm gonna eat my loving 5$ Chinese food on the goddamn train

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Pladdicus posted:

i pay like 30$ a day to commute 5 hours round trip each day to work, I'm gonna eat my loving 5$ Chinese food on the goddamn train

why u do that tho

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Is this seat taken OP? :grin:

*sits down*
*eats*
*farts*
*tugs*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*brings panda express onto a plane*

:twisted:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You can do anything on the train, you can eat, tug, shoot drugs. Its great!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chinatown posted:

*brings panda express onto a plane*

:twisted:

as long as you don't order a beer or tomato juice within smelling distance

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I went on a class trip on the train once in California, it was like a whole day long thing, I don't remember where "to"

I do remember on the way back the coolest guy in the grade above mine (this was a 4th/5th grade combined trip for whatever reason) wanted me to sit next to him on the ride back. And he at some point had a piece of pizza, a giant candy ball, and some milk in a styrofoam plate, and he was swirling them around for some reason. And I never found out why either he wanted me to sit there, or what the gently caress he was doing with that pizza slice

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Chinatown posted:

*brings panda express onto a plane*

:twisted:

But this is a local train! You'll kill us all!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Train specs plz

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

My Spirit Otter posted:

personally, i dont answer the phone, but i think people dont like this one because you cant hear the other side of the conversation.

people dont get mad when 2 people have a conversation on public transit, but as soon as you cant hear the other side of the conversation, people go rabid.

That's because the talker will always sound like a lunatic talking to the voices in his head.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

as long as you don't order a beer or tomato juice within smelling distance

What

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

trapping someone on a plane next to very smelly things is a jerk move, that's all

I mean the same would probably apply for other things but those are the ones that actually happen because the flight attendant cart isn't full of kimchi and limburger

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Bloop posted:

trapping someone on a plane next to very smelly things is a jerk move, that's all

I mean the same would probably apply for other things but those are the ones that actually happen because the flight attendant cart isn't full of kimchi and limburger

Oh I get that I just never considered beer and tomato juice as “smelly” items.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Oh I get that I just never considered beer and tomato juice as “smelly” items.

they are

nbd in normal ventilation, but when you are shoulder to shoulder in stale airplane air

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The Bloop posted:

as long as you don't order a beer or tomato juice within smelling distance

Sorry about your nose being such a little bitch

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

1redflag posted:

Sorry about your nose being such a little bitch

thank you

it's hardly a unique opinion though in my experience

and I don't really care or anything but it IS stinky

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Sorry, didn’t realize you were pregnant

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You ever have beer AND tomato juice? Micheladas all summer baby

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

You ever have beer AND tomato juice? Micheladas all summer baby

Man a good michi on a hot day is perfection. Maybe with some tacos? Elote? Good times.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I've never heard anyone get mad about the smell of tomato juice before

beer I guess I could understand but only if you nurse that thing long enough for it to get warm and skunky

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

God help the OP if he ever stumbles onto a train full of away fans on match day.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

StarkRavingMad posted:

I've never heard anyone get mad about the smell of tomato juice before

you still haven't

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
it's okay, I won't tell the newspaper that you were mad

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Suckin' down bloody marys and eating a charcuterie board next to OP

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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StarkRavingMad posted:

I've never heard anyone get mad about the smell of tomato juice before

beer I guess I could understand but only if you nurse that thing long enough for it to get warm and skunky

I sweat alcoholic drinks like crazy. I would smell up that whole train car with beery odors

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

Man a good michi on a hot day is perfection. Maybe with some tacos? Elote? Good times.

Ahh gently caress it, it’s quittin’ time and I had the ingredients on hand. Forgot to salt the rim but whatevs.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wanna share my garlic-anchovy pizza? It's ok we can just rest the box on these 2 seats, dig in.

lot of purines idk

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Aardvark! posted:

why u do that tho

figuring its $30x22 that is not a bad amount to spend on transportation in a month

the real crime is the time lmao

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I'm slurping ramen noodles on the train. But it turns out the whole bowl is just one noodle so I slurp for a solid five minutes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ahh gently caress it, it’s quittin’ time and I had the ingredients on hand. Forgot to salt the rim but whatevs.



:golfclap:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The only thing that would make it better would be sipping it loudly on a train next to OP.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i love to crack open a can of fresh tuna and some crackers to eat on the train. owned

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
There’s a lot of food and drink that I couldn’t care less about if someone ate on the train but you always end up with someone eating gross smelling food

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Just eat your own stinky food

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I stink without the food thank you very much

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm tryin' to clip my nails here!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm tryin' to clip my nails here!

Amateur, watch me trim my inches long nose hairs.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I've never eaten on a train but I'm sure going to now.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

why would u get rid of nose hairs in a pandemic

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I too use my powerful animated nose hair to enforce 6ft safety bubble wherever I go

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