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Chief McHeath posted:im telling my mom on you I’ll tell her myself son when I get home from work Make sure the cat takes the pill the vet gave us, yes I know it’s a pain
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Do it ironically posted:Dracula wasn’t real dumbasses He was real guy dummy, as seen in documentary Dracula Untold. Luvcow posted:why can't you loving people just leave the draculas alone? He is my number two all time hero. I love him. Anyway his favourite fruit is probably a medley of fruits, cut up and impaled on a skewer.
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yea i am the one having lots of fun sleeping in the weeds conquorering the woooorld dragula
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I wrote a story in 4th grade about Dracula and when he got stabbed with a stake he said “mmm T-Bone, my favorite” before he died.
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Sid Vicious posted:Dr Acula put me on an SNRI Single 'N Ready (to) mIngle?
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Jul 9, 2021 04:03
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Strawberry daiquiri muahahahhahahaaaaa! 
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A  boo: berry
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Pomegranate it's the food of the dead.
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if youre a vampire right wouldnt that mean you get rly bad joint problems? sleeping in a coffin probably gives you mondo pressure soreness. living on your victims blood probably plays hell with your stomach and liver as well. hemochromatosis and poo poo. seems like being a vampire probably sucks
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What is a man? *smashes glass*
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:if youre a vampire right Being a vampire definitely sucks your blood!
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Dracula seems like a Tzimisce so I would wager his favorite fruit is probably the screaming blood-dripping baby fruit, which grows from the screaming blood-dripping baby fruit tree. Tzimisce really go in for gross poo poo like that, he probably lives in a castle of fleshcrafted scrotums or something too.
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flavor.flv posted:Why was the wolfman so nervous at the gay werewolf orgy? flavor.flv posted:I don't know the answer actually I just know his stomach was full of knots flavor.flv posted:Okay nobody responded to this so either you all just didn't see it or nobody itt knows anything about dog dicks and I know for a fact that isn't true Thank you, I get the joke now! (And I just chuckled.)
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Dracula seems like a Tzimisce so I would wager his favorite fruit is probably the screaming blood-dripping baby fruit, which grows from the screaming blood-dripping baby fruit tree. Tzimisce really go in for gross poo poo like that, he probably lives in a castle of fleshcrafted scrotums or something too. The ballbag keep is not gross you're just a prude.
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Chilvdren of ze night, what frvuit zey eat
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flavor.flv posted:Maybe that's it. I don't know the answer actually I just know his stomach was full of knots yowza
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Jul 9, 2021 12:37
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blood apple
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What's Dracula's favorite fruit? Hemorrhoids. It 's loving hemorrhoids.
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I remember one time as a child a kid at school telling me about dog berries, and how they liked to eat the berries from their dog. I asked my mom why our dog didn't make berries and my mom called their mom in alarm. Turned out the dog was an outdoor only dog and full of ticks and the kid was eating their dog's blood gorged ticks. I bet dog berries are Dracula's favorite fruit.
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oh my GOD that beats the jolly rancher story
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pixaal posted:I remember one time as a child a kid at school telling me about dog berries, and how they liked to eat the berries from their dog. I asked my mom why our dog didn't make berries and my mom called their mom in alarm. Turned out the dog was an outdoor only dog and full of ticks and the kid was eating their dog's blood gorged ticks. ahaha 
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yo check this out ..... snackula
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Dog berries is maybe the grossest thing I’ve ever read on these forums, lmfao god drat
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To be fair I expected it to be poop
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pixaal posted:I remember one time as a child a kid at school telling me about dog berries, and how they liked to eat the berries from their dog. I asked my mom why our dog didn't make berries and my mom called their mom in alarm. Turned out the dog was an outdoor only dog and full of ticks and the kid was eating their dog's blood gorged ticks. wtf
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Dog berries are nature’s Gushers.
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syntaxfunction posted:Dracula is actually cool as gently caress. It's his fan club that sucks. Dracula is funny and cool but doesn't take himself seriously but his fans are always searching for depth that isn't there. blood!
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Dog berries are nature’s Gushers.
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I don't know what's worse, I originally thought it was dog poo poo he was eating but ticks might be just as bad
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BigBadSteve posted:What's Dracula's favorite fruit? Dracula eats rear end (blood)
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dracula can suck it!!! 
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Oops nothing but dog berries
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i do not like dog berries
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Sing a song of sixpencesexpig by night posted:an apple full of cum
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
A…are you Dracula?
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pixaal posted:I remember one time as a child a kid at school telling me about dog berries, and how they liked to eat the berries from their dog. I asked my mom why our dog didn't make berries and my mom called their mom in alarm. Turned out the dog was an outdoor only dog and full of ticks and the kid was eating their dog's blood gorged ticks. jfc right when i thought I'd read it all
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Big Beef City posted:Oops nothing but dog berries A swarm of ticks shaped like a dog would be a pretty scary creature design.
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i clicked this thread to help you out and answer your question but looks like you already knew the answer. why bother making the thread then? are you just trying to show off your vampire knowledge? further, this thread would be better suited to the ask/tell forum than gbs. i'll be sure to report this thread to the mods, hopefully a probe will give you some time to think about how to use the forums properly.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:oh my GOD that beats the jolly rancher story what
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